What Annoys You?

I hate it when people take things I say too seriously. Like, chill, I was only joking around. Anyway, what pisses you off?

When people my age call me 'kid'. Didn't bother me when I was in school

Right now these "whack-ass" threads are annoying. Here I'll give some examples!
What's your Favourite Animal
What is your name
Favourite Forum
Least Evil Villain

Urination Nation[COLOR="Silver"]

Those God damn ponies I see everywhere.

Keith Lemon :| If you don't know who he is, you are very lucky people and I envy you

This thread annoys me.

What annoys me? Hmmm...
The "music" of John Cage
Movies made by Animal Logic
The word "carob"
Fans of Sonic the Hedgehog
J.K. Rowling's retroactive continuity (i.e.: "Lupin was an ex-gay")
Harry/Hermione shippers (You lost the game.)
Modern broadway musicals
The smell of sulfur
Jeffrey Katzenberg
Most politicians
Console defenders
Cartoons by Max Fleischer
Ray William Johnson
The Canadian Cocktail of Cr*p (Nickelback, Barenaked Ladies and Justin Bieber)
Twilight Moms (...ew...)
DC Comics
The Pirates of the Caribbean sequels
Pixar's obsession with the Cars franchise
Michael Cera's acting (Not him personally)
Melissa Leo's 2010 Oscar Campaign
Films written by Akiva Goldsman
Furi Kuri
and House: M.D. post-Season 6.

People who complain about things they have no control over, or people that think that the world owes them something - general stuff like that. It's just.. annoying and unfortunate.

I got a couple o' pet peeves the annoy the heck outta me though. For instance, when I'm with a friend and we end up either hanging out or running into people that this friend knows, that I don't, and then they don't introduce me to this other party. I dunno. I always introduce people that don't know each other if we're in the same place together. I often times try to introduce myself, but yeah.

Um, and bad customer service. Ugh. Other than that, nothing really comes to mind.

Bad English- I know I don't have the best, but it really pisses me off when people go around posting stuff like,

Originally Posted by Example

i kno rite tht mvie wuz awsum i defntly recmnd cing it

That's just bad English! It's harder to come up with that than to post correctly! I know a lot of people spell the words right and use horrible punctuation; that's bad too! You can never understand what the hell they are saying.

A few more things would be flamers, trolls, people who don't know what they're talking about, OoT and CoD fan-boys.

Those types of things just get on my nerves. Though the last thing is okay in some cases; some people have actual reasons to like the games better than others. It's the ones who idolize them that I don't like.

That's really it- nothing really gets to me besides those things. Slang might be something that annoys me to some extent- say they were using it as every other word- but it doesn't annoy me as much as the other things.

Also; when people say they hate a thread. I can sort of understand hating the influx of pee threads- even if that's over with- but come on. Not every thread is bad; this one's actually one of the better one's I have seen in regards to a What's Your _____.

people who aggressively stifle the opinions of others and/or aggressively push their opinions onto others.

I'm right. Your wrong. Bottom line.

Thoughts to this effect. Especially if they don't back it up with respectable evidence. They just want people to think what they do because nothing outside of that matters.

I know this is a shallow annoyance compared to some of the others, but I can't stand it when people yawn and make loud noises and/or don't cover their mouth while yawning. If I'm in a public place, I don't need to see their tonsils every time they get a little tired, and I really just want to turn around someday and ask if they want me to congratulate them or something for making excessive amounts of screeching just to signal to me that their a bit sleepy. I yawn all the time, but I don't make it out like I'm dying and need help or anything!

When my friends who are driving are speeding and I feel like an ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ for telling them to slow the ♡♡♡♡ down.

People who offend me.

people complaining about things that are actually awesome

"I hate how it's an eleven-hour flight to Europe"

it used to take ♡♡♡♡ing months to cross an ocean, half your family would die and you'd probably have a limb amputated
YOU ARE IN A GIANT METAL MACHINE THAT TAKES YOU THROUGH THE SKY
THIS IS BRILLIANT

Originally Posted by The Iron Giant

Those God damn ponies I see everywhere.

This and these threads:

Is Zelda dead?
Is World of Warcraft Dead?


Also, Mosquitos, they are the spawn of darkness.

Scene kids.

Let's see, I've got quite a list, but I'll spare thee from the full wind of it.

People
Activision
Fanboys/Fangirls
Haters
Pony haters (I've got my eye on you, Mrfohlin and The Iron Giant)
Justine Beaver
^ Her fans
Most modern music
Microsoft
My little brother
Call of Duty
Noisy dogs
Bossy people (especially those younger than me that expect me to do what they tell me to)
Human Stupidity
Coca-Cola
Call of Duty
Impatient people

I'm getting to where I have to think about what annoys me, so I'll end it here.

Originally Posted by Wartortle Triforce

Pony haters (I've got my eye on you, Mrfohlin and The Iron Giant)

I feel more secure now that I know someone watches me. Thanks!
Well, I'm not a hater of them, but I don't like them.

Originally Posted by Wartortle Triforce

Justine Beaver
^ Her fans

+1

Being sick annoys me. When I'm busy, I think to myself, "I'd love a day where I don't have to do anything and can sit on the couch all day watching TV/movies or playing video games." And then when I'm forced to lie on the couch, as I was for the last few days with stomach flu/gastro, I go nuts because there are so many other things that I want to be doing >.<

Reggaeton.

Yesterday I was very calmly walking to my house, it was very cold and dark, and it was raining, the sound of the water hitting my umbrella was very relaxing, and I just had seen my friends for the first time in two weeks and I felt incredibly happy, everything was just perfect.

Then a car started passing very slowly with an insane volume of that dreaded DUM... TI-DUM. TI. DUM... TI-DUM. TI. DUM... TI-DUM. TI. DUM...

It ruined the entire night.