A black guy and a chicken are sitting in the back of a taxi cab driven by an old Indian man.
The Indian asks the black man where he is going and he says "State Street."
The Indian asks the chicken where it is going and it does not say anything. It is a chicken. They arrive at State Street. The black man pays his fair and tips the driver fairly. The Indian man calls Animal Control and they pick up the chicken. Then everyone goes on to have an otherwise average day.