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Old 05-25-2011, 05:32 PM
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ANTI-JOKES

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Old 05-25-2011, 05:45 PM
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Re: ANTI-JOKES

A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, "I guess you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says----OH ♡♡♡♡!
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Old 05-25-2011, 05:58 PM
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Re: ANTI-JOKES

"?ecaf gnol eht yhW" syas rednetrab eht dna, rab a otni sklaw esroh a oS.
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Old 05-25-2011, 06:03 PM
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Re: ANTI-JOKES

Why was six afraid of seven?


It wasn't - numbers have no sentience and thus cannot feel emotion such as fear.
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Old 05-25-2011, 06:31 PM
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Re: ANTI-JOKES

Did you ever notice that men always leave the toilet seat up?
That's the joke.
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Old 05-25-2011, 07:34 PM
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Re: ANTI-JOKES

Why did the young child drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus.
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Old 05-25-2011, 07:36 PM
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Re: ANTI-JOKES

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"?ecaf gnol eht yhW" syas rednetrab eht dna, rab a otni sklaw esroh a oS.
the horse says my son has cancer
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Old 05-25-2011, 07:40 PM
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Re: ANTI-JOKES

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.
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Old 05-25-2011, 07:55 PM
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Re: ANTI-JOKES

How do you confuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
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Old 05-25-2011, 07:56 PM
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Re: ANTI-JOKES

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?

They were my friends.
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Old 05-25-2011, 08:05 PM
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Re: ANTI-JOKES

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man? A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? Just about anything because child mortality is not funny.

What do you call a blond in a library? A girl that likes to read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the fence open and the chicken happened to escape and cross the road.

How many jews can you fit into a volkswagon? Five.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17.

Yo momma's so fat when she steps in the scale it displays a very large number.
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Old 05-25-2011, 08:25 PM
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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
" I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"
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Old 05-25-2011, 08:27 PM
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Re: ANTI-JOKES

A black guy and a chicken are sitting in the back of a taxi cab driven by an old Indian man.

The Indian asks the black man where he is going and he says "State Street."

The Indian asks the chicken where it is going and it does not say anything. It is a chicken. They arrive at State Street. The black man pays his fair and tips the driver fairly. The Indian man calls Animal Control and they pick up the chicken. Then everyone goes on to have an otherwise average day.
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Old 05-25-2011, 08:37 PM
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How do you confuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
This made me laugh out loud.

A man walks into a bar.
He is an acholic and an abusive husband.
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Old 05-25-2011, 08:40 PM
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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here."
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Old 05-25-2011, 08:45 PM
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Wanna hear the sickest thing ever?

A dog with cancer.
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Old 05-25-2011, 08:52 PM
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Re: ANTI-JOKES

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam are talking as they walk down the street. It's comforting to know that in this day and age not everybody views culture or creed as a social barrier.
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Old 05-25-2011, 08:53 PM
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Re: ANTI-JOKES

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?
That you're sorry she's injured, and ask her how she got her bruise.

Why don't women wear watches?
Because until recent times, wristwatches were a sign of wealth and success, in the very male-dominated culture of Edwardian England, where they became popular.
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Old 05-26-2011, 02:31 AM
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This made me laugh out loud.
Me too actually. The best part about it, is that you can fill in the answer with anything that is completely random/stupid/lol/wtf and it will still work.
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Old 05-26-2011, 05:40 AM
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What's big, green, and hurts when it falls from a tree?

A pool table.
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