3ND OF TH3 WORLD TOMORROW

This is appropriate.



Damn, a white box? Well, click before it's too late!

Tomorrow marks Chuck Norris's death.

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: Descriptions of the Levels of Dante's Inferno
Take the test: Dante's Inferno Test - Impurity, Sin, and Damnation

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

I'm a nice fat boy. Imma chill wit my homies Socrates and Aristotle.

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

Looks like I'm going to the first level.

I'm way better than I tought, I was expecting to go much lower. I did get a very high level 6, but it was lvl 1 in the end.

The world's ending tomorrow, eh?

That's just plain inconvienient.

Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

No one said anything about a mountain...

*sigh*

I wonder what Aristotle is up too.

Originally Posted by Volcan

The world's ending tomorrow, eh?

That's just plain inconvienient.


No one said anything about a mountain...

*sigh*

I wonder what Aristotle is up too.

Purgatory eh? funny, since purgatory was just a tool used by the catholic church to milk money out of the populace. Even now they said it doesn't exist. Well have fun in nothing

Originally Posted by Raeden

Purgatory eh? funny, since purgatory was just a tool used by the catholic church to milk money out of the populace. Even now they said it doesn't exist. Well have fun in nothing

That's rather appropriate, since I checked the 'I hate people' box.

Seriously though, Dante's 'Nine Circles of Hell' were [word I can't think of], not an actual envisionment of Hell.

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

I thought I was going to get Very High in levels 2 and 3, but I guess not.

Mmm...I like my high score on Circle 1 although I would not go there (As I will Burn in circle 6) I try to be a good person, not that it changes anything.

Edit: Also I am surprised at the rate I got for circle 7, I was not expecting it to be that high. I am not surprised at 8 and 9 though, I used to be a real ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡.

It's too bad I was not able to beat The Thousand Year Door before Judgment day. It's 11:56. The day is almost over. I cannot go on. No. Never beaten it. Oh well.

So apparently I'm a good girl who made the poor choice of becoming a scientist. Oh well, I still believe in evolution.

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

I'm thinking this is going to be the most successful ZU meeting ever.

So, have any of you guys' buddies been raptured away yet?

Originally Posted by Andross

So, have any of you guys' buddies been raptured away yet?

Well I was playing MGS and I got "raptured" by machine gun fire.

I'll be playing this song tomorrow at 6:00 PM

Fitting, as I really, really hate religion.

*spoilered for religious fanatics that would flame me*

Originally Posted by GECK-101

I'll be playing this song tomorrow at 6:00 PM

I'll be playing that on the piano, it's really easy.

Dante's Inferno Test - You Have Been Judged

Your fate has been decided....

You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!

Purgatory
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
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Yeah ♡♡♡♡ you guys.

My life feels like a living hell right now. So if anything, death would be sweet.

I'll apparently be placed in Limbo. For virtuous non-believers :p

So, how's it going in Australia? Did everybody die yet?

Fifth Level of Hell

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

Ouch.