Unofficial Zelda Universe Chatroom & Chat quotes!

Please be advised that this is an unofficial fan chatroom and is entirely unrelated to the ZU site, forums, and for the most part Zelda. Please don't ask questions about the chatroom or complain in Feedback if you don't like the place - you connect to this room of your own accord. Thanks!

Well, as the link to the chat has been taken down, I figure I'll allow the option for members to join the chat of their own accord. Below are some instructions so you can get into the chat and talk to people from the board!

There are various channels on the network we're on. If you're in a clan, there is a channel for each of the clans (it is simply #clanname, so for example "#farore") and there is even one for the Battle Arena (#zubac) and roleplaying (#zubaic)! Try joining these channels and chatting

How to get into the IRC via a web browser:
Click here, click on the text entry box specified as Channel, type in #zelda and hit enter, it's that simple!


Like this!


Alternatively, you can use Mibbit if you prefer. Simply go to http://mibbit.com/, and click the yellow button that says "Chat now."
Click "Server" and enter irc.lessthan3.net; Enter #Zelda under "Channel"; and enter your own nick name under "nick."

How to get in with a PC:

mIRC: Download mIRC

Connect > Server > [Add] :

Description: ZU 
IRC Server: irc.twigathy.com
Ports: 6667
Group: (just leave blank)
Password: (just leave blank**)

Tutorial Video:


Once mIRC is open, click the little red heart button with the hash sign (it is the 3rd button
from the left below the File menu. click [Add]...
Channel: #Zelda
Password: (leave blank)
Description: Zelda

[OK] - [OK]

**: You can register your nickname in IRC so that no one else can use it without your password,
I will go over this later in this post, please scroll down!


How to get in with a Mac:

Download and install Adium

Preferances > add an account (plus button, bottom left) > Click IRC :

Nickname: your desired username
Hostname: irc.twigathy.com 
password: leave blank

Click FIle
Click New Group Chat...

In the Account tab be sure irc.twigathy.com is shown
In Channel type #Zelda
Leave Password blank
Click Join



Useful IRC chat commands!:

Spoiler:  

/join
Type /join #channelname -- to join a channel of your choice
Example: /join #Farore What it looks like:
[18:44] *** Now talking in #Farore--Op--Name has joined the channel [18:44]* Topic is 'THE ALL-NEW #FARORE - Still as exquisite but with twice the awesome!"
[18:44] *** Set by X on Sun Jul 23 16:10:34

/me
The /me is an action message. Type /me 'does anything'
Example: /me waves hello What it looks like:
* Daz waves hello

/msg
Type /msg nickname (message) to start a private chat.
Example: /msg puddytat Hey tat, how are you? What it looks like: -> *puddytat* Hey tat, how are you?

/nick
/nick changes your nickname
Example: type /nick newnickname (limit 30 characters)
What it looks like:
/nick Daz|AFK
*** Daz is now known as Daz|AFK

/msg nickserv register <your-password> <your-email>
Registering your nick name so that others may not use it.
What it looks like: /msg nickserv register Daz password email@email.com

/msg nickserv IDENTIFY <your password>
When logging in to IRC you must prove that you are the owner of the nickname you are using.
What it looks like: /msg nickserv identify password

/msg nickserv set hidemail on
To keep your email address private, rather than displaying it publicly, mark it as hidden
What it looks like: /msg nickserv set hidemail on

/AWAY away-message-here
Leave a message explaining that you are not currently paying attention to IRC.

/notice
A notice is used to send a short message to another person without opening up a private window. Type /notice nickname (message)
Example: /notice badnick Please change your nickname for this family channel.
What it looks like: -> -badnick- Please change your nickname for this family channel.

/part
Type /part -- to leave one channel Type /partall
-- to leave all the channels you are in

/ping
Type /ping nickname. What this command does is give you the ping time, or lag time, between you and the person you pinged. Lag can be explained as the amount of time it takes for you to type your message and for others to read your messages. Unfortunately, lag is always a part of IRC, although most times it's not a problem, just a nuisance.
Example: /ping Mokey
What it looks like:
[19:04] -> [Mokey] PING
[19:04] [Mokey PING reply]: 0secs

/query
Similar to the /msg, except it forces a window to pop open. Type /query nickname (message)
Example: /query Sofaspud^ Sooo....what's new? What it looks like: <luv2quilt> soooo....what's new?

/quit
Type /quit to leave IRC altogether. This disconnects mirc from the server.
Example: /quit Going out for dinner...nite all What it looks like:
*** Quits: saca (Leaving)

/ignore
Unfortunately, there will be times when you don't want to talk to someone, or else someone may be harassing you. By typing /ignore nickname 3, you will not receive anymore messages from that person.
Example: /ignore luv2quilt
To Unignore them, type /ignore -r luv2quilt
What it looks like:
*** Added *!*Daz@*.dialup.netins.net to ignore list *** Removed *!*Daz@*.dialup.netins.net from ignore list

/whois
Type /whois nickname to see a bit more information about another user. You'll see what server another person is using, or what their ISP is. Pretty helpful when you don't recognize a nickname that wants to chat. You may recognize the IP, (Internet Protocol) and then feel more comfortable carrying on a conversation. You'll also be able to see what other channels a person is in, which might be a good indicator if you really want to talk with them or not.
Example: /whois Daz
What it looks like: Daz is Daz
@gmail.com * Enjoy the Journey........ Daz on @#Daz Daz using Seattle.WA.US.Undernet.org the time for school is during a recession. luv2quilt has been idle 18secs, signed on Sun Jul 23 18:47:26 luv2quilt End of /WHOIS list.

/chat
This opens up a DCC/CHAT window to another user. What's nice about these is that you can continue to chat even if you get disconnected from your server. Word of Caution: Do NOT accept dcc/chats nor dcc/gets from anyone that you don't know.
Type /chat nickname. Example: /chat oddjob^ What it looks like: Chat with oddjob^ Waiting for acknowledgement...

/help
There's one more very helpful command, and probably the one you'll use a lot when first starting out. In fact, I still use it quite a lot, and that's the built-in help menu of mIRC. Type /help, you'll see the the mIRC Help Menu open up. You can do a search from there, or you can type /help topic. Either way, a TON of information at your fingertips. Example: /help Basic IRC Commands

... In conclusion, please try out our wonderful IRC, as it is a lot of fun, and you will enjoy yourself.
.. or I will cut you D:





The above bit is MOSTLY courtesy of Daz who wrote a guide for getting into the Farorean chatroom :3


Additionally, you can post things from IRC that you find entertaining here, but don't abuse this thread as a medium to flame members of ZU, or action may be in order.

Link to the old thread.

I'LL GET US STARTED:

[17:18] <&eric> meh.

don't we already have a thread for this?

New one as this can serve two functions

Originally Posted by RENEEsance

don't we already have a thread for this?

nick: Jordan is now Randy
<Randy> LOL JORDAN YOU ARE FUNNY AS ****.


i needz newbs to feed upon

<DietRootber> Justin Beiber advertised this IRC in his Twitter.
<Slur> wat
<Randy-> wut
<DietRootber> wot

[08:09am] Slur: I ate one whole and it made a mess

17:15 WyldKAT explodes
17:15 Doom uses substitute
17:21 WyldKAT explodes again
17:22 Camkarp uses stop that
17:22 WyldKAT uses selfdestruct
17:22 Doom switches in Gengar
17:23 WyldKAT rapes
17:23 Doom shanks
17:26 WyldKAT teleports
17:26 WyldKAT throws a missle at doom from above
17:27 Doom shoots lazer codes at satelites above
17:28 Doom hides in an ice bath
17:29 WyldKAT teleports to mars
17:29 WyldKAT blows up the earth
17:30 Doom time travels
17:31 Doom built a doomsday device on mars 50 years ago
17:31 WyldKAT blows up time
17:31 WyldKAT blows up space
17:31 WyldKAT lives forever in nothingness
17:32 Doom transmutates WyldKAT into darkmatter.
17:32 WyldKAT is bacon
17:33 Doom feeds WyldKAT to ******bot
17:33 Camkarp dark matter bacon?
17:33 Doom ^
17:33 Doom .
17:33 WyldKAT yes

[9:26pm] You rejoined the room.
[9:26pm] Lunk: so I was just like "k"
[9:26pm] Lunk: and then her vagina exploded.

Don't know if there's a reason mibbit isn't mentioned, but the easiest way to enter chat is probably clicking this link and typing your nick: http://chat.mibbit.com/?server=irc.twigathy.com&channel=%23zelda

Peefy: I have a link to Twigathy up top!

And here is a quote!!!

<capn> oh man i think i spoke too soon on thursday being a boring day at panera

<capn> gorgeous ladies EVERYWHERE right now

<capn> im moving to florida. thats it.

<capn> no question about it anymore

<Liah> good

<Peefy> Because of the popular music artist flo-rida?

what the ****, peefy made a funny?

Cambria> [14:39:55] <+Randy-> CAN I LIVE WITH ONE OF YOU GUYS? <-- sure but only if you sleep with me

[23:30] <Asci> http://a1.twimg.com/profile_backgrou...s_sidebars.png
[23:30] <Asci> mugi
[23:30] <Asci> OH RIGHT
[23:30] <Asci> i watched k-on too
[23:31] <Asci> so four animes
[23:31] <Wolfen> all those girls look the same
[23:31] <Asci> they're all the same girl

<R-> !ILIKEPINKDRESSES

<capn> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ming_onion.jpg
<capn> the best way to eat an onion
<Asci> w-woah
<Finaldo> That looks deliciously unhealthy!
<capn> you dont know what unhealthy is
<capn> ive seen foods like you people wouldnt believe
<capn> mexican burritos deep fried under layers of peanut oil
<capn> ive watched buffalo wings glisten with grease under layers of mozzarella
<capn> all these flavors will be lost in time, like tears in rain

I will write the following in non-blue so people don't complain:


<luckz> Future: link
<Future> lux I am quite fond of word jokes
<Future> in fact you could say they are right up my street
<Hazz> you could
<Hazz> but it wouldn't be true
<Future> how would you know?
<Hazz> I've been down that road
<Future> ah, a journey through memory lane
<Hazz> I'm worried that making puns is just too middle of the road
<Future> it's not a path you're likely to tred
<Future> end of the road for you
<Hazz> Maybe I took a wrong turn somewhere?
<Future> you could say, it comes to a dead end
<Future> a one way street
<I> Gaiz the timestamps got fixed for like two seconds.
<Future> I don't care
<I> It's like I saw a unicorn
<Future> looks like you hit the nail right on the head
<Future> (it's carpenters puns now, he started with "saw" )
<Hazz> the road to hell is paved with good puns
<Hazz> all your steak posts have varnished without a trace
<Future> looks like gabe ate them
<Hazz> too fat to come up with a carpenter pun?
<Future> oh right we were doing that
<Future> let me get back into it
<Hazz> no need to lie future, your acting is a bit wooden
<Future> looks like you hit the nail right on the head
<Future> I carved an exact copy
<Hazz> Regardless, I still want to be close to you
<Hazz> (do puns related to the band count?)
<Future> you mean Now and Then?
<Hazz> We've only just begun
<Future> it's way passed monday monday (if you count monday twice you get eight days a week)
<Future> (band puns)
<Future> remember when those puns we were making were disallowed? (banned puns)
<Future> I feel like a sardine (canned puns)
<Future> or we cudda tuna into fish puns
<Hazz> seems a bit of a fishy plan
<Hazz> But I fell for it hook, line and sinker
<Hazz> I was like trying to swim against the tide
<Future> I'm outta here
<Future> whale meat again everyone
<Hazz> future needs to stop fishing for laughs
<Future> stop luring me into more puns
<Future> it's reel fun though
<Future> you're off the hook, hazz
<Future> now do you sea?
<Future> btw by sea I don't mean eric, I meant that large watery object
<yami> do puns with people's usernames.
<yami> hahahah
<Hazz> Thanks Future, you're like a bridge over troubled water
<Hazz> ya, me! (make a pun relating to my username)
<Future> I believe the term "a hazz been" is appropriate here
<Hazz> In the Future I'll keep that in mind
<Future> yami yami yami, I've got apples in my tummy! (it's a popular childs song)
<Hazz> future, you're as sweet as sugar!
<Future> there are fish in the eric
<Hazz> but I swear, you'll be the death of me
<Future> I should store this chat on my EshDee card
<Future> you're on a bit of a luckztreak aren't you
<Future> just you wait until you see your mirror image
<Future> hazz your puns are tiring, it's making me Jawn
<Hazz> Future: Well it is quite late in the EVEning
<Future> now that was just kreeppy
<Hazz> Which isn't good, I still got some dustin to do
<Future> we should make a LYSt of these
<Hazz> I agree
<RENEEgade> http: //picture.jpg
<Future> that picture is very genERIC
<vaati> has anyone seen that vaati of water
<Hazz> hero to vero
<Future> vaati: I don't think you were in on this, sugar
<Vero> hm?
<Hazz> vero: we are just BENding people's names to make witty jokes
<Future> hey has anyone seen my bobby Emerald? I seem to have LoZSSt it
<Hazz> All of this emerald talk is making me randy
<vaati> you better not lay a finger on my avalanchemike
<Avalanchemike> yeah
<Avalanchemike> NOT A FINGER
<Future> :|
<Future> they ruined it
<Future> funs over
<Hazz> yep
<Hazz> forever
<Hazz> puns over
<Avalanchemike> SORRY I JUST CAME IN AND HAD NO IDEA ;-;
<yami> or in the future
<Future> mike: read up - me and hazz were doing a large series of neverending puns
<Avalanchemike> I noticed now
<Future> until vaati screwed it up - as if he was the villain to our pun-game
<yami> guys
<yami> we should play
<yami> scrabble
<yami> or boggle
<Future> or not
<vaati> sorry guys i wont ruin anything in the future i promise
<Hazz> yami: what a mindboggling idea
<Hazz> you better scrabble before i put down a couple of mousetraps
<Hazz> I have a monopoly on puns
<Hazz> although there are some RISKs
<Future> that's MAD (tm)
<Future> you seem to be playing your cards rather well
<yami> THE HEART OF THE CARDS
<Future> yami strikes an ace
<Hazz> Future: get a clue(do)
* yami pulls a BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
<Future> does the dragon have..SNAKE EYES?
<yami> no
<Future> DICE CASINO PUN
<Future> DONT NO ME
<Future> I am your king
<Future> you don't mean Jack to me
<Hazz> don't be such a queen
<Hazz> you joker
<Future> you've gone Two far
<Hazz> don't make me threepeat myself
<Future> four what?
<Hazz> you make me six
<Future> you were meant to do five
<Future> I already had the "you make me six"
<Future> cheating lying scumbag
<Future> then you had seven
<Hazz> maybe you eight something off?
<Future> and I would eight you alive!!
<yami> i eight a pie
<Hazz> Future: don't lose your tenper!
<Future> I eight a Pi
<Future> 3.14 times
<Hazz> Future: we're going round in circles
<Future> don't be such a square
<Hazz> I walk the line
<Future> that's so Cash
<Hazz> all that glitters isn't gold
<Future> this text is bold
<Future> (it rhymes)
<Future> (so it counts)
<Hazz> with puns that bad you should just fold
<Future> put that thought on hold
<Hazz> I refuse to be told
<Future> your puns have grown old with mold (double trouble)
<Strongit> This ♥♥♥♥ is getting old...
<Hazz> Stongit: don't be so cold
<Future> do as you're told
<Strongit> alright, alright...I fold...
<Hazz> i lol'd
<Hazz> you have to admire strongit, he was pretty bold
<Hazz> damnit bold is old i hope future doesn't give me a scald
<Future> you make the hairs on my head stand up
<Future> you could say I'm going bald
<Hazz> that doesn't rhyme unless you drawled
<Future> and for that you called?
<Future> I should have stalled
<EshDee> Well I'm appalled. : /
<Hazz> this rhyme has been totally mauled
<Future> our souls to the devil we sold
<Future> but behold
<Future> there's something I will unfold
<Future> i n t e r m i s s i o n . . .
<Future> I just stalled
<luckz> re-using lol'd is not bold, akin to re-using bold, I'm not at all sold, your rhymes are old
<EshDee> That was cold
<Future> when I installed this so-called edwald
<Future> hazz we're running out of words to rhyme
<Future> I'm tired
<Hazz> bowling balls are made to be bowled
<Hazz> Future: I think we did pretty well overall
<Future> lux followed our entire conversation
<Future> his head must be explaulding
<luckz> no I pasted it all onwards
<luckz> to the poor V-ictim
<Future> fantastic
<Hazz> victim?
<Future> his V-oman, so I recalled
<Future> he locked her in a garage where he keeps his horses stable and stalled
<Hazz> Women are V-ermin
<luckz> the garage is unwalled!
<Future> with vents to be crawled
<Future> no I'm just giving him ideas
<Hazz> like shopping in ikeas
<Hazz> ..or something
<yami> who wants to take a ride on my disco stick
<Hazz> I'm worried about getting the short end of the stick
<Future> sounds like yami wants to shift in reverse
<Future> hazz, how come we're this good at puns?
<Hazz> That nuclear explosion infused us with this gift
<Future> well we had a BLAST
<Future> I'm an unstoppable force
<Future> that nuclear explosion surely brightened my day
<Hazz> I'm blown away

<~lys> hello science
<science> How are you?
<~lys> all right
<science> that's... uh good i guess
<~lys> what
<science> well
<science> it might be a bad alright or a good alright
<~lys> how can it be bad for things to be all right?
<science> maybe i just hang out with cryptic people :<
<~lys> if things are all right then there's nothing wrong
<Cerpin> Yeah, alright for me is usually a cop-out response
<Cerpin> ...Wich is bad
<Cerpin> Which*
* RENEEgade (RENEEgade@bored-70E1EF11.dyn.optonline.net) began pestering #din
<~lys> "all right" is my default answer
<~lys> hi renee
<RENEEgade> hai lys
<Cerpin> Hi Science/Renee btw
<RENEEgade> hai cerpy :3
<+peaches> Hello
<science> Hi cerpin
<Cerpin> How's it going?
<science> Alright
<science> oh
<science> ♥♥♥♥
<~lys> ...
<science> disregard all that i have said, okay

Non-blue:

* Dustin chews on Alonely quietly
* Alonely huggles Dustin
<Alonely> eric: wtf?
<Dustin> Alonely: Tell me a story!
<Alonely> Dustin: once upon a time
<Alonely> there was a Jason
<Dustin> Boring
<Alonely> I know
<Alonely> I don't like my story
<Alonely> I quit
<Dustin> 'kay
* Dustin drags Alonely off to a dark corner.
<capn> once upon a time there was an annoying ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that was never happy with anything
<capn> and eventually people got sick of his ♥♥♥♥ and killed him
<Alonely> I just told that story
<Alonely> :|
<Dustin> capn: Isn't that the same as Alonely's story?
<capn> katies story was about jason
<Alonely> right, yeah
<Dustin> Are you going to tell us what the difference was?
<capn> i think you can guess the difference
<Dustin> You told yours?

capncornflake: get married and divorced and suddenly EVERYONE comes to you with their relationship problems
capncornflake: i dont mind it at all, i just dont get it
unsweeteneddoll: well yknow
unsweeteneddoll: that boy so-and-so just met and dry humped last week at the gym
unsweeteneddoll: that's comparable to marriage right?
unsweeteneddoll: i mean you being married
unsweeteneddoll: that totally means you know what to do about guys in gyms
capncornflake: well its like im suddenly qualified to solve everyones problems
unsweeteneddoll: divorce is a degree now? who knew
unsweeteneddoll: GOT MY PHD IN DIVORCE
capncornflake: ♥♥♥♥ YEAH
unsweeteneddoll: THAT'S DOCTOR CORNFLAKE TO YOU