Unofficial Zelda Universe Chatroom & Chat quotes!

<Red> technically you're not gay if you like me randy :3c
<Randy__> I'm...
<Randy__> I'm not even going to go into that

[1:43:53 PM] Amariel: Nope
[1:43:58 PM] Amariel: You are a lie
[1:44:28 PM] Amariel: The truth is that you ate a tranny.
[1:44:41 PM] Amariel: Are, I mean
[1:44:50 PM] Amariel: Curse this iPod

unsweeteneddoll: I could have hepatitus
capncornflake: you could have LUPUS
unsweeteneddoll: I could be JASON
capncornflake: this is true
capncornflake: we could actually all be jason
capncornflake: right now
capncornflake: oh god
capncornflake: what if we're all just products of jason's imagination
unsweeteneddoll: oh god i think i'd rather die slowly and painfully
capncornflake: and his ego had to invent a world that gossips about him
unsweeteneddoll: oh my god
unsweeteneddoll: that is terrifying
capncornflake: this is the worst reality

<Masterofmind> Hey Past
<Future> hahaha
<Future> that was very witty
<Future> you must be a master of
<Future> oh damn
<Future> you got me again
<Future> ugh I just keep on being owned by your humour


THEN HE BANNED ME!!!...

me and chozo talk about SPORTS because we are totally experts, especially about basketball:

<syluxphone> go cardinals
<+Strawberry> syluxphone NO STFU D:
<syluxphone> red birds are taking this home
<~lys> what sport is this
<Chozo> football
<syluxphone> no
<syluxphone> baseball
<syluxphone> its the world series
<Chozo> even better
<Chozo> I know all about basketball
<Chozo> it was invented in canada you know
<Chozo> sylux how many
<Chozo> rocks have the red team slammed down hard in the goal circle
<~lys> anybody hit a GRAND SALAMI and run a whole touchdown yet?
<Chozo> how many spheroids do you get for a home dunkie again
<syluxphone> ...what?
<Chozo> (that's when the big man goes all in on the net with a 720 twist)
<~lys> has the quarterback performed an OLLY YOOP
<Chozo> lys that's the wrong sport you are thinking of hockey
<~lys> I thought hockey and football were the same thing
<~lys> except one of them involves bats?
<Chozo> yeah but we're talking about basketball
<~lys> oh!
<syluxphone> :|
<syluxphone> i give up...
<~lys> how many penalty kicks has the home team made
<Chozo> lys I just scoped out a playfeed for tonight's round match and the blue spelunkers just made a mad hankering on the green awarding 3 penalty kicks for the red roofluffians
<~lys> wouldn't it be exciting if both teams tied with a score of love and had to go into OVERTIME?
<~lys> CHOZO anything new on that playfeed? Did the blue team manage to roll a spare and pull ahead of the red team before the shot clock ran out and ended the set? Or did that pitstop slow them down too much to the point where the red team's offsides foul didn't put them too far in the bullpen to recover?
<Chozo> it's anyone's game at this point. blue's bluffing a full foursies and red is having a hard time keeing pace
<Chozo> *keeping
<+Red> WHO KEEPS SAYING MY NAME
<Chozo> though red has a white hula in its back pocket and if they use it to slam up in the grill i think they can pull ahead just barelt
<~lys> HAI RED
<+Red> HI LYS
<~lys> we're not talking about you we're talking about the basketball, obviously
<~lys> the red cardimums verses the blue rangefinders, wasn't it?
<Chozo> yeah it's a real doosy of a playback matchoff
<Chozo> yeah I think
<~lys> in the world bowl sugar cup
<Chozo> for the golden star for the best double plays
<~lys> which team has the most pointgoals right now?
<Chozo> blue has fifteen throwouts to red's twenty-one blacksies
<~lys> I always forget, do you want the most throwouts or the least blacksies in basketball? I know in soccer it's the other way around, right?
<Chozo> if your on the windy side of the pavement then you want the most blacksies and the same amount of throwouts as the other team
<Chozo> but if you're a
<Chozo> but if your against the blow then you want your total throwouts to exceed your blacksies by a factor of 2
<~lys> ah yes. I knew that new forward basebacker would give the blue wranglers the cutting edge they needed to excel against the strong offensive foundation of the red cardigans
<Chozo> what's his name again?>
<~lys> Smith Stronglegman wasn't it?
<Chozo> oh yes hin
<Chozo> *him
<~lys> no, no, she's a woman actually
<Chozo> anyway I am super gross from being a useless piece of ♥♥♥♥ all day and talking about all these sprots.....
<Chozo> so shower bbl

Originally Posted by Era

17:15 WyldKAT explodes
17:15 Doom uses substitute
17:21 WyldKAT explodes again
17:22 Camkarp uses stop that
17:22 WyldKAT uses selfdestruct
17:22 Doom switches in Gengar
17:23 WyldKAT rapes
17:23 Doom shanks
17:26 WyldKAT teleports
17:26 WyldKAT throws a missle at doom from above
17:27 Doom shoots lazer codes at satelites above
17:28 Doom hides in an ice bath
17:29 WyldKAT teleports to mars
17:29 WyldKAT blows up the earth
17:30 Doom time travels
17:31 Doom built a doomsday device on mars 50 years ago
17:31 WyldKAT blows up time
17:31 WyldKAT blows up space
17:31 WyldKAT lives forever in nothingness
17:32 Doom transmutates WyldKAT into darkmatter.
17:32 WyldKAT is bacon
17:33 Doom feeds WyldKAT to ******bot
17:33 Camkarp dark matter bacon?
17:33 Doom ^
17:33 Doom .
17:33 WyldKAT yes

HEY MAN WHOA MAN WHOA. I didn't know I was in this thread.

<~eric> I SUCK COCKS

<Valhelm> You should change your name again, to THE_BEST_IN_TOWN.
* Valhelm was kicked by Magikarp (Magikarp)
* Jordan is now known as THE_BEST_IN_BROWN
<+Finaldo> I heard your ♥♥♥♥ is good.

Hey, I'm really sorry, but I don't actually have a quote. The thing is, the guy's name above me is squishing the entire general chit-chat forum, because he's the last poster on this thread. You can delete this once someone else posts, I guess.

Pro tip:

click this link/paste this url...

http://mibbit.com/?channel=%23zelda&...c.twigathy.com

...pick a NN and click GO and you'll immediately be linked to #zelda via mibbit (browser based IRC client)

Its much easier for people who aren't familiar with IRC than the guides in the OP.

the mibbit client was intentionally omitted from that post because most of the irc users have come to a consensus that "the mibbit interface is annoying and superfluous." however yes, you are right, i suppose some people may prefer it, it is unfair not to list it.

but remember kids, IRC IS FOR THE ELITE.

[07:44] <+Jordan> pop
[07:44] <+Jordan> i can't work at the mine anymore pop
[07:45] <+Jordan> i gotta quit pop
[07:45] <+Jordan> i gotta follow my heart
[07:45] <+Jordan> i gotta be a dancer
[07:45] <+Jordan> it's all i ever wanted
[07:45] <+Jordan> to dance and feel the floor move beneath my feet like butter
[07:45] <+Jordan> delicious butter
[07:45] <+Jordan> pop don't you love butter
[07:45] <+Jordan> of course you do pop
[07:46] <+Jordan> this town aint for me pop no butter
[07:46] <+Jordan> gotta move on and be dancin on
[07:49] <@Tomcat_phone> Oopoi
[08:51] * %Avalanchemike smacks Jordan
[08:51] <%Avalanchemike> Shut up Billy
[08:51] <%Avalanchemike> you little sissy boy
[08:52] <%Avalanchemike> you bring dishonour onto our family
[08:52] <%Avalanchemike> what would your grandpa Elliot say if he could see you
[08:52] <%Avalanchemike> he'd call you a ♥♥♥♥ing poof
[09:06] <@Tomcat_phone> Yes
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[09:37] <+Jordan> grandpa Elliot is from dying age po
[09:37] <+Jordan> p
[09:37] <+Jordan> you know these days a man can get out there and dance pop
[09:37] <+Jordan> things are different now
[09:38] <+Jordan> i can really be something
[09:38] <+Jordan> i could really be the thing i always wanted to be
[09:38] <+Jordan> instead of working in this mine
[09:38] <+Jordan> drinking domestic beers with you while we comment on sports games
[09:39] <+Jordan> once in a while pop
[09:39] <+Jordan> it is nice to have salad without ranch dressing
[09:39] <+Jordan> it is nice to look at the choices and say "hey you know what"
[09:39] <+Jordan> "today i will have italian"
[09:39] <+Jordan> you put ranch dressing on everything and frankly
[09:39] <+Jordan> i am over it

[17:06] * Now talking in #din
[17:06] * Topic is 'Welcome to #transgender! | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6KoEomNf6M | A pole is a polish person | vaxx is new girl in #din | <Red> now to hide under a truck and wait for her | <Valhelm> Lysis gives me many, many boners.'
[17:06] * Set by Randy- on Thu Mar 01 13:52:57
[17:06] * ChanServ sets mode: +v vaxx
[17:10] <Avalanchemike> would you like me to eat the mountain of dicks all at once, or do I eat them one at a time?

whoever you are I have no issue encouraging your behavior by posting this here

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<CGI-686> an eighty year old womans panties
<CGI-686> just left there at the side of the stream
<CGI-686> the owner
<CGI-686> her bare ass firmly pressed against the grass
<CGI-686> moans softly as her raccoon slaves hack, slash and crush the baby kangaroos with a machete
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<psiioniic> mawning.

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<eric> http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/MX3/08/04.jpg

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<psiioniic> wow.... how did you know I like Liara so much!?

<eric> ugh, go away.

<psiioniic> aw man.... kthxbai

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don't take him so seriously he is just a bear and he barely even understands english.

<OneHungryHippo> Bored.
<OneHungryHippo> This place is dead.

Who is actually Eric?

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<psiioniic> I forgot to use the /msg nickserv IDENTIFY <your password> part

<psiioniic> lucky I did it though

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<tomcat_ha> we need more erics

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<psiioniic> aw, no Link?

The IRC sucked less when it was on ZU, there was at least a little more respect, now it's just filled with geek mods with a grudge against humanity.