My Crush saw my Video!!!

Yeah, Ryu- everyone believes you about the message. We're just worried that someone may be playing a rather mean joke on you.

Originally Posted by Jordan

you don't actually believe he's not getting trolled, do you?

Who cares either way?

Originally Posted by Beh

NO. You can not have your cake and eat it too. It is impossible.

I've done it.

Originally Posted by AzraelBlack

Who cares either way?

I DO. I AM VERY INVESTED IN HIS FUTURE AND I WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY FOREVER.

BUT HE WON'T LOVE ME


LOVE ME DAMMIT

*gives Jordan cake*

I really hope that message is actually not from a troll cause I feel bad for the guy.

I wonder what will happen if I yell "I HAVE A CRUSH ON ALEXIS TEXAS" to a canyon.

Edit for the children: she is a porns star. Do not google her, your innocence will never recover.

Originally Posted by AzraelBlack

I've done it.

Allow me to explain, because some people don't understand what it means.

You can either have your cake, where it is sitting on a plate or looking pretty or whatever, or you can eat it, where it tastes good and you are happy. You may either have the cake, or you may eat it. If you have it, you're not eating, and if you eat it you no longer have it. You must eventually make up your mind, but be aware that like everything in life it may not end well. If you have it, it could get old and moldy and no longer serve any purpose. If you eat it it could come out as a potentially painful ****.

Originally Posted by Beh

Allow me to explain, because some people don't understand what it means.

You can either have your cake, where it is sitting on a plate or looking pretty or whatever, or you can eat it, where it tastes good and you are happy. You may either have the cake, or you may eat it. If you have it, you're not eating, and if you eat it you no longer have it. You must eventually make up your mind, but be aware that like everything in life it may not end well. If you have it, it could get old and moldy and no longer serve any purpose. If you eat it it could come out as a potentially painful ****.

I think the verb "have" in that phrase means to eat. So basically, you can't eat all your cake and then have more to eat afterward, as it will all be gone.

Originally Posted by Beh

Pointless crap

I've done it.

Originally Posted by Scentless Apprentice

I think the verb "have" in that phrase means to eat.

No. You can either have it or eat it.

how can you eat cake that you do not have?

do you go around robbing "havers" so you can eat their cake?

That's it: there are two kinds of people in this world. Those who have cake, and those who eat it.

Originally Posted by Beh

No. You can either have it or eat it.

From Wiki
"Paul Brians, Professor of English at Washington State University, points out that perhaps a more logical or easier to understand version of this saying is: “You can’t eat your cake and have it too”. Professor Brians writes that a common source of confusion about this idiom stems from the verb to have which in this case indicates that once eaten, keeping possession of the cake is no longer possible, seeing that it is in your stomach (and no longer exists as a cake)"

Originally Posted by Beh

No. You can either have it or eat it.

I have it in my belly.

you eat the cake and then it is no longer in your possession.

I possess it in my belly.

Originally Posted by AzraelBlack

I possess it in my belly.

It is no longer cake, it is nutrients and sugars etc etc.

Originally Posted by Scentless Apprentice

From Wiki
"Paul Brians, Professor of English at Washington State University, points out that perhaps a more logical or easier to understand version of this saying is: “You can’t eat your cake and have it too”. Professor Brians writes that a common source of confusion about this idiom stems from the verb to have which in this case indicates that once eaten, keeping possession of the cake is no longer possible, seeing that it is in your stomach (and no longer exists as a cake)"

So what he's saying is...

You can't have the cake and eat it too. Which means you can eat it and have it. Which is what I've been saying.

Originally Posted by Scentless Apprentice

It is no longer cake, it is nutrients and sugars etc etc.

Nah man.

Originally Posted by Beh

So what he's saying is...

You can't have the cake and eat it too. Which means you can eat it and have it. Which is what I've been saying.

The verb "have" doesn't mean possession at all, it means to consume. So if you eat it, you can't very well eat it again. I dunno, you had mentioned keeping it til it gets old, and well, I'm too tired to think rationally.

best ****ing thread all year. <3