3 Million Posts

ZU is about to surpass the 3,000,000 post mark. Although I've only contributed 8000+ of ZU's, I thought I would ring in this momentous occasion with a thread dedicated to it.

So, what are we to do?

In celebration, we will go and find the closest posts we had to the 1 millionth and 2 millionth post (I wonder who had which!).

1) If you are an oldbie you can do this.
2) If you are not quite as old of a member you can get your nearest to the 2 millionth post.
3) If you are two young of a member to be near either of them within reason, then just show your oldest post.

(If you're not sure how to find yours...just do a search on your own posts from your profile and hunt-n-pick real quick)

Originally Posted by Post #999356, August 4, 2006, from thread entitle "Why Are Americans Today So Obese"?

I'm a virgin, and I'm 23...does that count? ;0)

Gluttony and Laziness:
Proverbs 23:20,21 -- "Do not mix with winebibbers, Or with gluttonous eaters of meat; for the drunkard and the glutton will come to poverty, And drowsiness will clothe a man with rags."

But wow...
Phillipians 3:17 -- "...whose end is destruction, whose god is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame--who set their mind on earthly things."

EDIT: and BuddyChrist's signature isn't too bad, but his avy stinks... It is taking things a bit too far.

(Wow, TMI. haha, this is gonna be a funnier thread than I thought!)

Originally Posted by Post #2000286, March 3, 2008, from thread entitled "Missed ZU Members"

Well, now I HAVE to post in this thread ;0)

Heya, Mick :0) Good to see ya around. I'm far from active, but I'm still to be found now and then. I check in here with lunchbreaks. I also plan on making a recording soon for the ZUPodCast, if they'll have it.

*shakes MDK's hand* Never forget the old times ;0) *winks* haha

(Reminds me of the "Where are they now"? thread. And Look how far the ZU Pod Cast has come!)

Originally Posted by 09-09-2007, 02:48 AM

I know that threads regarding religion belong in I:SB but this is nothing more than a rant.

Ok, last year in seventh grade, my social studies teacher began talking about religion. I don't want to go into details, but it seemed as though at least 90 percent of the class believed that Buhdda was a God! People, he was an ordinary human who achieved enlightenment through meditation. Enlightenment is basically being at peace with the world, and anyone can do it. So, in conclusion:

HE WAS NOT A FREAKIN' GOD!!!

Yeah, I'm not too proud of this. I'd also like to point out that last sentence was in bold, underlined, in size 7 and in red. Before mid 2008 I was really stupid.

..how exactly do you find your post nearest to those landmarks?

INSTRUCTIONS ON FINDING YOUR POST#:

Click on your own username so that you see your profile as everyone else does. Then there is an option (location depends on the skin you're using) that says "find all posts by user" (or similar). Then just choose a page with a bunch of posts, put your mouse over the link to the post (just below the link to the thread) and it will have the post # at the very end of the URL.

(Don't forget to say which post # you have if you are really close! I wonder who had the 1millionth and 2millionth posts--not to mention who is going to get the 3millionth!)

Originally Posted by Big Bro Davidia

ZU is about to surpass the 3,000,000 post mark.

Actually, we passed it some time ago. Your post there for example is the 3173850th post. This might include posts which have been hard-deleted though. :/

Shoot, Sabbo :0( I didn't know that.... argh! Well, we'll go by the still-existing posts, then :0S

*sobs*

My beautiful thread, RUINED! Who would've thought a little girl like you could have ruined all of my beautiful threadfullness :0(

Originally Posted by Big Bro Davidia

Shoot, Sabbo :0( I didn't know that.... argh! Well, we'll go by the still-existing posts, then :0S

*sobs*

My beautiful thread, RUINED! Who would've thought a little girl like you could have ruined all of my beautiful threadfullness :0(

>_>

Well anyway...

Here are the one, two, and three millionth posts below, if you click the arrows next to the names.

Originally Posted by Master of ALttP

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Originally Posted by Deuce

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Originally Posted by (someone I can't see)

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*checks them*

I unfortunately can't see the three millionth post. It's either in Din, Nayru, or one of the more well-hidden subforums. Or maybe hard-deleted; I don't know. :/

I think the 3 millionth post was achieved by Cortana, somewhere in the General Chit-Chat forum.

..... <_< oh.

1millionth is a theory post...great...at least by a decent theorizer....
2millionth is a quick comment by Deuce...
and 3millionth is a poll...about dinosaurs... :0S

Riiiiight.

<_<

Ahem.

Well then, thread ruined :0P'

But seriously, ...yeah...

Originally Posted by Astarael

I think the 3 millionth post was achieved by Cortana, somewhere in the General Chit-Chat forum.

If it was, then my post above would link to it... but it doesn't. Either the post doesn't exist any more, or it's somewhere a Farorian Patron can't see.


EDIT: Sorry my search-fu is too good for you. :<

At first I thought you meant "Search F.U." as in some kind of elite insult.

But then I realized you meant it as in kung-fu... and was less impressed.

YOU HAVE FAILED TO IMPRESS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111eleventyone

Impressed, no; disappointed, yes. You seem to be disappointed that your thread is apparently unnecessary. :/

EDIT: So anyway... where was the 3,000,000th post?

I'm sure it was in a poll somewhere in the Chit-Chat thread about dinosaurs. :<

Originally Posted by Astarael

I'm sure it was in a poll somewhere in the Chit-Chat thread about dinosaurs. :<

Well it can't be in the GCC any more if this is the page I get when I go to it.

It was in limbo. That is all I can say.

*The Oracle falls silent*

(((Insert coins for more info)))

Originally Posted by Big Bro Davidia

It was in limbo. That is all I can say.

*The Oracle falls silent*

(((Insert coins for more info)))

*inserts coin*

Archive or deleted?

It must have been deleted then. I definitely remember Cortana linking to it though, after she said she received a PM telling her she'd achieved the 3 millionth post.

way to ruin the thread, SABBO. I got all excited, too. D:

edit: though, for no reason. My search of posts only goes back 3000 posts, and the 2,000,000th is before that post.

It was.... .... ... BALETED! But as with everything on the internetz, nothing EVER truly dies.

Bret: I know...YoU WaNtEd tO StEaL ThE 3000000tH PoSt!

I wanted to at least have fun DAVE.

Also I've passed you in post count for the first time since like 2006, how do you like THAT