Holy crap! A new Zelda game!

Check it out!

I have the exclusive review of The Legend of Zelda: Candy of Insanity. Is it because I'm insane? Perhaps. But you're the loser who doesn't get to be insane!

I enjoy your eyebrows.

You mispronounced his last name.
No Goron hugs for you!

My eyebrows have been known to bring most women, and some men, to orgasm. So I am not surprised that you enjoy my eyebrows. Also, I apologize to Marco Abernacky for mispronouncing his last name.

Who is Marco Abernacky?

And don't say Super.

Originally Posted by Scoria

Who is Marco Abernacky?

And don't say Super.

Marco Abstronaut is BigGoronSword. He sent me stuff 'cause he's nice! I'm playing Candy of Insanity on my DS right now thanks to him.

Originally Posted by Jason

Marco Abstronaut is BigGoronSword. He sent me stuff 'cause he's goddamn awesome and Black Jesus!

Fixed!
DS = Digestive System?

Originally Posted by SuperDecimal

DS = Digestive System?

I was thinking Dual Stomach, but that's a much better and less ridiculous sounding acronym.

Impressive.

Now, of course, this raises the immediate question of where exactly on the timeline does Candy of Insanity go?

Jason is such a drama student.

This thread belongs in the Zelda boards, not GCC. If I see you making a thread in the wrong section again I am going to ban you.

Jason you are the best thing ever.

I'm 12 and what is this?

Originally Posted by Crab Helmet

Now, of course, this raises the immediate question of where exactly on the timeline does Candy of Insanity go?

Candy of Insanity happens on October 32. No year associated with it. it is liminal. It exists outside of time. And if Link can't gather all the pieces of the Candy of Insanity and use it to restore life to Apricoticus, everything as we know it won't matter at all. Along the way, he must gather the seven Artifacts of Stacfitar, which is actually just "artifacts" spelled partially backward.

If you give me your adress I can send you its sequel, Legend of Zelda: Candy of the North.

Aren't they the Artifacts of Stcafitra?

Yes, but I didn't want to spoil that.

Oh dear, how true!

No spoilers, lest you ruin this for the Zelda community.

Stuck the thread for importance.