I want to be a Vamp!

Can I be a zombie-vampire-mummy-werewolf who solves crimes in the 70's to a disco soundtrack?

Even pretending vampires (of any mythology) were real, I wouldn't want to be one. I think they're cool, but I like being able to go out during the day, eat whatever I want and not have to rely only on blood, and there's less risk of being lynched by a mob. ~_~

I'd rather be Simon Belmont.

Originally Posted by John Henry Eden

Can I be a zombie-vampire-mummy-werewolf who solves crimes in the 70's to a disco soundtrack?

OMG, if that were a show, id so watch it! Youd be like zombie-vampire-mummy-werewolf Shaft! How awesome would that be?

I want to be a powerful, talking cat.
Who is surprised?

Nah, seriously, if I'd love to be a magical creature, I'd choose something what can fly. Flying is my secret dream. :3

I want to be a powerful, talking cat.

Like Mogget from the Abhorsen series? He was awesome!

Originally Posted by Nesi

I want to be a powerful, talking cat.
Who is surprised?

Nah, seriously, if I'd love to be a magical creature, I'd choose something what can fly. Flying is my secret dream. :3

How about a flying cat? We'd call you the Flying Pussy(foot) Cat.

I have no problem with people being vamps, provided that they emulate real vampires.

Originally Posted by Florina Belmont

Like Mogget from the Abhorsen series? He was awesome!

Ah!! Abhorsen <3

I haven't read that in a long time. I love love loved Sabriel!! Mogget was so much win!

Originally Posted by Mafoofoo

Vampires don't exist.

That depends entirely on your point of view and/or personal beliefs.

Originally Posted by Diaz

My reason for wanting to be one is because of the classical Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel series that were extremely popular around 1997.

1997 was when Buffy started. It was probably most popular around 1998/1999, and Angel didn't even start until 1999. And neither were 'extremely' popular, though both have had great lives on DVD and have remained cult shows.

I'd rather be a Scooby or AI member than a Vampire.

Originally Posted by Diaz

My reason for wanting to be one is because of the classical Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel series that were extremely popular around 1997.

"Classical"? Ouch; you make me feel ancient.

Originally Posted by Nesi

I want to be a powerful, talking cat.
Who is surprised?

Nah, seriously, if I'd love to be a magical creature, I'd choose something what can fly. Flying is my secret dream. :3

Hmmmm... Interesting. No wonder your sig. says it all! Though flying would be cool, but I'll be able to turn into a bat!

Originally Posted by Shetani

I think they're cool... and there's less risk of being lynched by a mob. ~_~

Well that is true. Unless you'd turn into a bat in that instant. Which of course there could be a guy in the mob with a crossbow. In that case then yeah being a vampire would definitely suck.

Originally Posted by John Henry Eden

Can I be a zombie-vampire-mummy-werewolf who solves crimes in the 70's to a disco soundtrack?

Oh Jesus... If I could be one then that would surely change the meaning of all mythology. It sounds awesome though. However how would that be possible. Well Imagination can make everything possible! lol

Originally Posted by nolan

1997 was when Buffy started. It was probably most popular around 1998/1999, and Angel didn't even start until 1999. And neither were 'extremely' popular, though both have had great lives on DVD and have remained cult shows.

Funny how i found those shows to be absolutely lame and boring. *shrugs* I guess im alone in that.

Well that is true. Unless you'd turn into a bat in that instant. Which of course there could be a guy in the mob with a crossbow. In that case then yeah being a vampire would definitely suck.

Just stay out of the villages of Transylvania and youre fine.

Originally Posted by Florina Belmont

Just stay out of the villages of Transylvania and youre fine.

Hmm... Maybe I should go bother some of the Native Americans down there at Mexico. I'll surely have a blast.

Anyway. I noticed That wen ever the media starts putting there hands on something, things gradually start becoming over rated. Ala: Vampires, and other things like halo, Naruto, and so on. What ya think?

Originally Posted by Diaz

Plot lines in films ignore traditional Euro/British folklore and allow far too much imaginative freedom to unschooled screenwriters who are responsible for altering the entire image of the vampire with invention incongruent with traditional stereotypes.

Imaginative freedom is awesome; that is, unless it involves turning creatures of darkness in to sparkly pretty boys whose farts smell like freshly baked muffins.

With that said, why would anyone want to be a vampire; you explode when you go out in the sun god damn would that be inconvenient.

The only type of vampire i've ever wanted to be is not considered a vampire by some people.

Diaz: Agreed.

Twilight is so over exaggerated, which gave way to all these garbage mediocre vampire TV series.

I remember when I was young, I really wanted to be Asian...

I want to be human but if I had to pick like what vampire I would be like:



Alucard

Originally Posted by Furii

Twilight is so over exaggerated, which gave way to all these garbage mediocre vampire TV series.

I remember when I was young, I really wanted to be Asian...

So you were a weeaboo?

My neck has two dots on it. So I was bitten by a vampire already.

Suck it ♥♥♥♥♥es.