HELP! URGENT! POTENTIALLY LIFE OR DEATH!

So yeah, I called 911 from my city, it's gonna take them about a good two days for them to drive from my city to yours.

jump off a tall buiding and see if you can shoot webs.

Originally Posted by Apollo

you can twitter you're drowning but not save yourself how could you even do that?

i have no idea.

Originally Posted by 13th

Water proof phone?

what are you.a retard.

bite by a spider.call 911.that is all.

KILL IT!!!!





NAOWWWW!!!!!




ps: I really hate spiders.

Originally Posted by Loveable_Zelda

i have no idea.




what are you.a retard.

bite by a spider.call 911.that is all.

Man, this is why I love ZU so much! Call somebody retarded while you do not use capital letters, punications marks and all those good grammar ****!

Originally Posted by Snow_Storm

Man, this is why I love ZU so much! Call somebody retarded while you do not use capital letters, punications marks and all those good grammar ****!

woah,woah woah!!!

hold it buddy!!!!!

your messing with the Icecream lady's sister there!!!!!

If it didn't have a violin-shaped marking on its back, I don't think it's a recluse spider, although I can't be certain.

Like everyone else has said though, just get to a hospital if you really think this is a life or death situation.

^ yea, Violin is the universal mark of death.

If no violin, you are probably ok.

If my life were potentially at risk, I'd never go on a Zelda forum for advice!

Originally Posted by Erasmus

^ yea, Violin is the universal mark of death.

Originally Posted by Astarael

If it didn't have a violin-shaped marking on its back, I don't think it's a recluse spider, although I can't be certain.

Hey, how I murder people is my bussines I mean, the **** that suppose to me?

^oh pish posh.
You cruel man you cruel.

Originally Posted by Felix the Cat

If my life were potentially at risk, I'd never go on a Zelda forum for advice!

Asking random people on the Internet for help generally doesn't tend to be as useful as a 911 call in a life or death situation.

Originally Posted by Snow_Storm

So yeah, I called 911 from my city, it's gonna take them about a good two days for them to drive from my city to yours.

You are such a good buddy.

To the author, make a note...
Next time you get bitten or stung by a potentially deadly venemous creature (spider, scorpion, snake, platypus, etc) dial 911 immediately and seek professional help instead of asking for it on a Zelda forum.

Originally Posted by Hero of Legends

You are such a good buddy.

To the author, make a note...
Next time you get bitten or stung by a potentially deadly venemous creature (spider, scorpion, snake, platypus, etc) dial 911 immediately and seek professional help instead of asking for it on the internet.

fix'd

911..........

OMG YOUR GUNNA DIE!1!!!!11!!

Further proof that the Internet is not a good place.

When you get bit by a spider and your first thought it "I'll go tell the internet!", you need to get a life.

Man, I sure hope that these last few posts actually have some sort of relevance.

Oh look, they don't. Infractions and warning handed out, thread locked, posts deleted.