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Old 10-04-2009, 08:08 PM
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possible explanations as to why the universe exists

I arbitrarily decided while I was eating a plate of rice that the only reason God created the universe and such was thus:

Before the dawn of time, the existence of the totality of human thought-perception, and material object(etc..etc..) [semi-colon]

the devil pissed god off so much that god needed to create the universe in order to alleviate his omnipotent boredom thus to prevent himself from murdering the assuredly annoying devil, because murdering is bad and that would make him a hypocrite and such.

What to you guys think.


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Old 10-04-2009, 08:11 PM
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Re: possible explanations as to why the universe exists

I think he made the universe because the Freemasons told him to.
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Old 10-04-2009, 08:46 PM
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Re: possible explanations as to why the universe exists

^don't forget about the mice.
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Old 10-04-2009, 09:10 PM
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Re: possible explanations as to why the universe exists

God was bored. The poor guy.
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Old 10-04-2009, 09:17 PM
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Re: possible explanations as to why the universe exists

One time god and his roommate were were having an arm wrestling contest. God farted and spread the smell to his roommate so he could win the arm wrestling contest. That fart created the universe.
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Old 10-04-2009, 09:37 PM
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Re: possible explanations as to why the universe exists

^now that's what I'm talkin' about.

Holy farts created the universe.

*writes down in his magical book of ideas*
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Old 10-04-2009, 11:12 PM
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Re: possible explanations as to why the universe exists

but the universe is more beautiful than that. I would hate to think it came from a fart.. can't it be a product of orgasm or something somehow
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Old 10-05-2009, 05:21 PM
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Re: possible explanations as to why the universe exists

I hear an argument a lot that the universe is too complex to exist by chance and random happenstance. Thing is, the existence of an omnipotent, omnipresent being is a lot more unfathomably complex than the universe itself. So, one must assume that if there is a God, something would have to had created him.

Now, fans of the grandfather paradox can entertain the idea with me that God is a man who traveled back in time enough to create a version of himself completely strained to perfection (by making love to his mother, grandmother, etc.) and then killed his mother ensuring that since his life never began, it could never end either.

Then he got bitten by a radioactive spider.
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Old 10-05-2009, 05:22 PM
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Then he got bitten by a radioactive spider.
That clearly never happened. Otherwise God would have made a deal with the Devil, and we all know that would never happen.

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Old 10-05-2009, 05:54 PM
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What to you guys think.
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Old 10-05-2009, 06:25 PM
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Why don't you care damn-it!!!

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Old 10-05-2009, 06:33 PM
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Re: possible explanations as to why the universe exists

I think the idea that God can see into the future is proven a complete fanciful fabrication by one simple fact. If he had known about those damn Care Bears, he would never had made us.
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Old 10-05-2009, 06:43 PM
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I think the idea that God can see into the future is proven a complete fanciful fabrication by one simple fact. If he had known about those damn Shmehzzie characters, he would never had made us.
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Old 10-05-2009, 06:55 PM
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Re: possible explanations as to why the universe exists

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Old 10-05-2009, 07:01 PM
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Re: possible explanations as to why the universe exists

It's funny to see people read into that too much. Even the puzzle later designed by Adams himself was meant as a contrast to the original fact; there is no hidden meaning behind his use of 42.
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Old 10-05-2009, 07:03 PM
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That clearly never happened. Otherwise God would have made a deal with the Devil, and we all know that would never happen.

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Yeah, that new story line does suck.

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Old 10-05-2009, 07:08 PM
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Re: possible explanations as to why the universe exists

Ever had a seriously bad nightmare that effected your mood for days? Sometimes I wonder if that's my real life, and dementia brought on by severe trauma has caused me to dream up all this crap I'm familiar with as reality.

That's a very abstract notion though, as there's really no reason to support it more than the idea of a ghost perpetually having his balls on my head.
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Old 10-05-2009, 07:19 PM
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The Universe ....doesn't even exist.
even the most adamant skeptic and/or solipsist has trouble logically backing that statement up.

May I throw a quote from Descarte's 10'th meditation at you?

or should I listen more to your thought justifications first?

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Ever had a seriously bad nightmare that effected your mood for days?
Yea, girls; and unfortunately they are quite real when I wake up.
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Old 10-05-2009, 07:29 PM
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Re: possible explanations as to why the universe exists

I have one thing that perfectly sums up life as made by god - in a smilie.

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Old 10-05-2009, 07:48 PM
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Yeah, that new story line does suck.

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