Hyrule Hangtime

I like to make up things to do in Tp I already have 40 hours of gameplay and I just got the ball and chain. It's freakin fun to scare the ppl of castle town as a wolf. I can just imagine them saying "look a puppy but...WTF IS THAT ON IT'S BACK!!"
anyone got any other ideas for stupid made up side quests?

How many times can you swim around Lake Hylia in 1 min? (OoT)

I do this all the time. See how fast you can ride Epona around the perimiter of Hyrule Field in OoT or TP.
Or...
Pretend you were hired by Ganondorf and attack civilians. I know it doesn't do anything, but it's still fun. You could always imagine Malon getting pelted by arrows on a horseback driveby.

See how many Bokoblins i can shoot in the east side of Eldin Bridge, in TP, without the Hawkeye. It's really fun with the WiiMote =D

Hmm...now that I think about it, you can't make it around in 1 minute. I think it was the perimeter of the island in the middle. I don't remember. Anyway try to beat Ganon with the Iron Boots on, that was brought up somewhere I don't remember where though. I haven' tried it yet though.

I go in various temples killing EVERYTHING and keep track, do water temple (OoT) and you'll have a record high or i'll play with the ocarina like pressin a up up up down a a down up left right right a, i like that song...

You can play theme songs on the Ocarina, like Simpsons, Jurassic Park, and others. When I find it I'll put up the link.