TP ending joke

Me and my friend were taking Turns doing the Cave of Ordeals... Bored out of our Minds.

And when I got to the 3 Darknut fight my friend kept Yelling DO A BARREL ROLL! Whenever one of them would attack I laughed all the way through the fight. And at the end just before I killed the last one He Yelled YOU'RE MINE!

Star Fox Refrences FTW.

Originally Posted by Solink

Yeah.
When I saw Tingle, I thought "There was nothing more gayer than this. The only thing to beat this would be seeing him do some really faggy dance"
And what did I see?
WTF.

i hate you more than anything in the world

My brother played OoT before me but he didn't know how to read yet. So he required my presence to be there so I could read the dialogue to him. To make it more interesting I always gave each character a different sounding voice. I daresay I made up some funky sounding voices! It sure kept him amused.

WTF Vamachara you know Poutine??You must also speak French??

One day we had a lot of family over and my 20-something cousin came upstairs to watch me play TP. I was on my way to Castle Town when my cousin said, "Look at how Link runs now. It's all weird. And what is he wearing, a skirt? With tights? That's not very masculine." Right after he said that, the postman came running up. He just stared at the postman (like this: ) and then said, "Okay, I think I prefer the miniskirt now."
My sister and I just died laughing.
Also, when I was talking to Gor Coron, he said, "Whoa, look at that Goron. He's got man-boobs; no, wait, he's got moobs."
And when I was talking to Darbus, he said, "I love how the Gorons are so powerful that their words glow when they talk."
He's funny.

My older brother always used to make fun of Zelda names like Impa and Ruul. He would say that a baby would be smarter than that to name somebody that. He laughed, but I only giggled cause I thought that it was kinda derogatory.

lol.... remember Stallord? XD Whenever I beat the game..... i went through it as fast as i could, JUST SO I COULD FIGHT HIM AGAIN!!! When I fight him and im on the spinner going in circles, I dubbed Link so he was saying, "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*barfs*EEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*barfs again* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!" XD
lol! *creis in laughter* ITS HILARIOUS WHEN YOU ACTUALLY SEE IT!

XD *fights darknut*,*talks to midna*
Midna:"DO A BARREL ROLL!"
Link:"GAH! NOT AGA--"*gets smashed*
Screen: GAME OVER!
Link:"NOT HELPING!"
XDYoungLink89 references! XD

My 4yr neice was watching me play OoT, and after I pulled the Master Sword so I could go back to Adult Link, she says: "Where did the little girl go?"

yea it was funny bc it was said by a four year old little girl in complete shock.

while i was playing tp once, my mother came walking in, and she turned on the radio. When she did, i started yelling to her because i was figting that boss goblin on the bridge, so she turned it off... After a while she got really pissed, because i couldn't succeed defeating that guy, and my mother had to hear link getting thrown off that bridge all the time XD

One time I think it was TP. Well anyway I was playing TP and my brother was over. I was at the part when you see Ilia in human form after you get all the light spirits. I went in and my perverted brother was talking about somthing stupid. He stopped in mid-sentence and there was a... "DAMB"!!. I was like, what? He goes , THAT IS THE HOTTEST ZORA I HAVE EVER SEEN"!! I busted out laughing and was like thats a frekin guy. He trys to cover up and say "I was just kidding". So that was pretty funny.

well i dont have any really hilarious ones but i do remember one...
back in like 1998 or something like that i had a friend over and i was playing OoT..i was getting something from a Great Fairy and the particular position the Fairy does made my friend say "Wow, she looks like shes gonna take it right in the butt"
O_o

Originally Posted by Ite

WTF Vamachara you know Poutine??You must also speak French??

lol. Yeah I know what poutine is. Its only the greatest Canadian invention ever next to Tim Hortons. But I don't speak french. Makes me a lousy Canadian.

Whoopsie, off-topic.

I only have one that I can think of. It's not while I was playing the game, but it's directly related to it.

I was on the school bus on the way home, and I was working on a drawing. It was a piece of fanart that included true-form Midna. The bus stopped to let someone off, and a random senior who was getting off stopped at my drawing. He was this six-foot tall black guy with a beard, someone who looked like they wouldn't care about video games at all. (This is what I get for judging based on appearance.) And all of a sudden he says:

"Oh my god, Midna...so friggin' hot."

And then he walked right off the bus. I was a little shocked at first, and then I heard a thud on my window. I looked out and it was him, jumping up and down beside my bus window, looking completely ecstatic.

The bus rolled away then, and I nearly died laughing as soon as he was out of my sight.

Originally Posted by Zeldablue777

My dad watched me play TP and when he saw the Postman there was an awkward silence then all of a sudden he asks "Are any of the characters in this game straight?"

Hilarious

Originally Posted by Solink

......more gayer......

Lawl. Nice grammar.

But with all do respect to the thread, no nothing like that has ever happened to me while playing TP.

Originally Posted by Twilight~09

But with all do respect to the thread, no nothing like that has ever happened to me while playing TP.

Yeah, same here. I'm the only one in the house who likes to play video games, and I usually play them alone, so...

My dad and I play LoZ together, and my dad has a good sense of humor, so I have a couple of TP quotes to share.

The first one was the first time we played TP. We were supposed to go to Hyrule Castle and break the yellow diamond, but had heard that Malo Mart's Castle Town branch had Magic Armor. So, we searched for Malo Mart. However, we couldn't find it. By accident, we ran straight into a cutscene depicting Midna shattering the diamond. When it showed Link looking at Midna in his arms, my dad said, "But Midna, where's Malo Mart?"

The second time we played TP, we listened (or read) Midna and Zelda talking as Midna was dying. When Zelda said something about Midna not going to live or something (forgot what she was saying ), my dad, pretending to be Zelda, said, "Therefore I will come with you, Link."
Then, when Zelda said, "Midna, I think I just realized exactly who and what you are," Dad said, "If I am wrong, I will have sacrificed myself for nothing."

Good times, good times.

i was playin tp once with my now 9 year old cousin but he was 7 then i was doing the moving the statues and crushed myself so he said oops doggy go byebye cries for 5 minutes then yays doggy alive and i transform stupid dog you make a human

Originally Posted by trimph forks

My dad and I play LoZ together, and my dad has a good sense of humor, so I have a couple of TP quotes to share.

The first one was the first time we played TP. We were supposed to go to Hyrule Castle and break the yellow diamond, but had heard that Malo Mart's Castle Town branch had Magic Armor. So, we searched for Malo Mart. However, we couldn't find it. By accident, we ran straight into a cutscene depicting Midna shattering the diamond. When it showed Link looking at Midna in his arms, my dad said, "But Midna, where's Malo Mart?"

The second time we played TP, we listened (or read) Midna and Zelda talking as Midna was dying. When Zelda said something about Midna not going to live or something (forgot what she was saying ), my dad, pretending to be Zelda, said, "Therefore I will come with you, Link."
Then, when Zelda said, "Midna, I think I just realized exactly who and what you are," Dad said, "If I am wrong, I will have sacrificed myself for nothing."

Good times, good times.

Ahh, I wish my parents were into video gaming.