Telma's Caravan Escort

This topic reminds me of this thread:

Has anyone ever watched Ilia burn to death?

The first time I played, I went in circles a few times until I realized that a bird was dropping bombs in front of the wagon. After that, the escort was very easy.

Oh snap, are you serious? That's what kept making the wagon go all of course? I mean, I saw the birds, but I thought they were after me, not the wagon.

I got stuck there for 4 WHOLE MONTHS because the game doesn't really give a tutorial or information on how to use boomerang and z target.

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Originally Posted by TurkeyMcBean

This topic reminds me of this thread:

Has anyone ever watched Ilia burn to death?



Oh snap, are you serious? That's what kept making the wagon go all of course? I mean, I saw the birds, but I thought they were after me, not the wagon.

I did watch them burn to death.

Got it on the second try on my first playthrough.

First try was all like "seems like a nice trip I wonder why they asked me to esc- HOLY BANANAS IT'S BURNING!", then I went the multitask phase you mention above and failed.
On second try I just used the gale boomerang on everything that could be targeted and that was pretty much it.

I got it first go, but I got knocked off my horse a couple times. The closest the caravan came to burning was with only 2 flames on the bar, so it wasn't too much of a problem.

one of the most fun parts of the game actually

I managed to do it on my first try, but it took me a looooooooong time because I didn't realize the birds dropping bombs were what kept making me go in circles.

It's one of my favorite parts of the game now because it's pretty fun, and the context that surrounds it. I am protecting Telma who is completely boss and calls me a beast and is overall awesome, a really sick Zora kid whos mom died, and Ilia's there too making Link all feelsy because she doesn't remember him. It's like, screw you world, I'm on a heroic rampage!

I'm surprised so many people found it as difficult as they are saying, personally I thought it was quite easy.... It took a long time for the fire to catch, I don't think even on the first playthrough the cart went above five knots on the scale for me :S The only time I 've failed it was to see what happened! I loved that bit of TP. One of the cooler side quests

I did it with no problem the first playthrough. I really enjoyed it too!

Yeah, the birds scaring the caravan was the only thing that made the mission annoying. I hadn't realize that I had to gun down the enemies in the sky to prevent the caravan from moving in circles over and over, and on my very first playthrough it was quite the bother.

But if I were to play this section of Twilight Princess today, I'm sure it wouldn't be a problem whatsoever. It's not difficult to keep up with the caravan (I found myself passing it too quickly a few times), and slashing wildly can take out most of the enemies pursuing on horseback.

I THOUGHT IT WAS EPIC !
I remember passing it in my first try, though roughly.

I think it's pretty rough the first time while trying to figure everything out, but it's still enjoyable! After that it just becomes really fun and epic, with not too much difficulty! But my first time I had a hard time with it!

At first, I found it extremely difficult and irritating, but the second time I did it, I found it really easy! I was so surprised when I finished it, because I finished it so quickly! I thought I was halfway through when I had actually finished it.

I would like to vote for two different choices, but I'll just vote for incredibly difficult, since that was how it was for me initially.

Is it wrong that I thought this was a joke thread about Telma being an Escort service? I mean come on! She ob- Fine, fine, I'll keep on track.

It was pretty difficult for me my first time through, it took me awhile to figure out why in the hell she wouldn't follow the damn path... I never actually did, I just really hated those birds and it was good archery practice.

Let me spin you a tale, youngsters.

Spoiler:  

Once there was a man named Link. He kept a farm girl named Ilia as a whore, and pimped out with all the women in the village by blackmailing them with their children. He burned the men's balls off and turned them into women, too, except for Ilia's father/husband, whom he fed to the pigs. That night, Link had a nice serving of pork.

One day, when Link rode into Hyrule Castle City, he gave his whore to an old swindler called Jovani, who gave her AIDs. Jovani's own whore, a fat woman called Telma grabbed Ilia, stole some of Jovani's riches, and begged Link to set them free to Kakariko Village if they could pay for him, a wagon, and a safe trip to Kakariko. Link agreed, mainly because he was looking at a former boy called Colin to be his new whore.

Along the way, Link waited until the wagon was out of earshot, but not out of eyeshot, and fired his gun calmly at a wheel. The friction of the broken wheel set the whole wagon on fire, with Telma and Ilia burned to death. Link watched for a second, then rode back to the city to Jovani's home. After making out and having sex, Jovani asked what was for dinner. Link replied with:

Piglet meat and burned fat.

/hardcore Zelda

I am terrible.

Originally Posted by Midnari

Is it wrong that I thought this was a joke thread about Telma being an Escort service? I mean come on! She ob- Fine, fine, I'll keep on track.

What have I done?

Originally Posted by Master Vainqueur

Spoiler:  

Once there was a man named Link. He kept a farm girl named Ilia as a whore, and pimped out with all the women in the village by blackmailing them with their children. He burned the men's balls off and turned them into women, too, except for Ilia's father/husband, whom he fed to the pigs. That night, Link had a nice serving of pork.

One day, when Link rode into Hyrule Castle City, he gave his whore to an old swindler called Jovani, who gave her AIDs. Jovani's own whore, a fat woman called Telma grabbed Ilia, stole some of Jovani's riches, and begged Link to set them free to Kakariko Village if they could pay for him, a wagon, and a safe trip to Kakariko. Link agreed, mainly because he was looking at a former boy called Colin to be his new whore.

Along the way, Link waited until the wagon was out of earshot, but not out of eyeshot, and fired his gun calmly at a wheel. The friction of the broken wheel set the whole wagon on fire, with Telma and Ilia burned to death. Link watched for a second, then rode back to the city to Jovani's home. After making out and having sex, Jovani asked what was for dinner. Link replied with:

Piglet meat and burned fat.

I found it easy... I guess anyone who played MM, already had a bit of experience on dealing with a situation like that I generally don't like that part of the game much, though... Not my style... But it was easy from what I remember.