You Know You've Play Too Much SS When...

You imagine that you have a stamina meter and it's depleting while you're running up a stairs or taking a run down the street

when u go buy a bigger wallet to carry more rupees

You desperately try to swing your arms against a tree.

Originally Posted by Kyrie

You desperately try to swing your arms against a tree.

Or try to roll into it.

Or try to jump of a building, calling a bird, but it does not appear.

When you dress like a tranny.

>_>

I love Debbie. =3
I want some linkXdebbie yaoi..

When you grab a wooden stick and hold it skyward expecting it to light up.

When a tendon in your left arm is inflamed due to all the shield bashing in the final battle (Note - I'm not bashing motion controls. I've got a connective tissue disorder in which most of my joints are already inflamed. Won't be an issue for most people)

When you grab your souvenir wooden sword, hold it skyward and call upon the power of the goddess.

When you're carrying a keyboard in your arm and pretend it's a harp.

When you dash and grunt sexily like Link.

When you hold a sword in your hand and expect it to follow the movements of your arm.

Wait something's not right there.

When you want a loftwing so bad that you Google "real life loftwing" and find this:

You whistle the Goddess Song every now and then.

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You look to the sky expecting to spot a giant red bird.

With a human riding it.

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You seriously consider undying your hair so it will become white in colour, but give up halfway afraid you would look like a freak.

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You start seeking harp lessons.

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You let your fringe cover half your face and gaze at the mirror to check the effect it causes.

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During a night walk in the park, you compliment owls by calling them Gaebora.

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You begin reading The Time Machine, by HG Wells and stop at page 30 or 40. Depends on your amount of patience.

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You miss your friends's appointment because you were trying to defeat the 9435th boss in SS.

Ever since you started the game last week.

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'Fabulous' becomes permanent part of your vocabulary.

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You ask your French, Russian, Chinese, Spanish, any foreign language teacher how to say 'fabulous'.

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You threaten to leave your home because your mother threatened to give away your copy of SS if you don't quit playing nonstop for 3 days.

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You DO leave your home and take only the Wii with your SS copy of it to live at your granny's house.

When you'd rather believe you'll go straight to Skyloft instead of heaven after you die.

When you use the word "skyward" instead of saying "up".

When you look at the clouds and wonder how it would feel to fall from there.

When you look at a tree and wonder what would happen if you would roll into it.

When you the word "Zelda" randomly pops up in your mind, even when you are in the bathroom (ESPECIALLY when you are in the bathroom).

I actually tried to run up a wall, thought of using a beetle to cut a rope in Skyrim today...

Originally Posted by Totakeke

When you want a loftwing so bad that you Google "real life loftwing" and find this:

When you type in "real life loftwing" on Google to see if this is actually true.

When you go to get in the fridge and point the Wii-mote that you don't have to open it...

You mistake hedgehogs for Kikwees (No idea how to spell that)