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Originally Posted by Protagonist Midna is a lame character to me. For one thing shes ugly. |
Wow. And Navi and Daphnes are sexy beasts? I found Midna to be cute in her imp form, especially when she uses her Twilight powers to lift something and she makes that stupid little sound. It has a certain cuteness about it.
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Originally Posted by Protagonist I mean shes a freaking flying monkey |
Incorrect. She has no tail, has pointy ears, and orange prehensile hair. Not a monkey. She's a Twili who has been cursed.
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Originally Posted by Protagonist and i don't wanna mention her other form cause i don't want to ruin the game for others who haven't finished it but that form is not so appealing ether. |
Are you serious? Seeing her true form was one of the best moments of the game. She's totally hot.
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Originally Posted by Protagonist Secondly her advice towards enemies is stupid. Her advice seems to always be a somehow Extremely Accurate Guess. Example ( Oh man he's shooting nuts at you put up your shield and it will prolly go back i dunno) Now that was obviously not very accurate but you get the picture. |
With such an easy game, if you seriously ever come to the point where she has to intervene and speak to you, I'd say you need to be slapped across the face and blatantly shown what you're supposed to do, because it's never that hard to figure out with this game.
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Originally Posted by Protagonist Third- OMG NAVI IS ANNOYING HEY HEY LISTEN. Seriously When i played this as a child I was not at all fazed by this. |
That's probably because children like things that are far more annoying, like the Wiggles and the newer seasons of Spongebob Squarepants. And mature person with a patience, however, would find this annoying.
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Originally Posted by Protagonist The only reason people bashed it in the first place was because it was something EVERYONE who played the game knew bout. Even people who didn't beat it. It wasn't annoying just a common joke among the game everyone knew but some people blew it out of proportion and made it seem like it was some big deal. |
Incorrect. So many people hate Navi because she interrupts you DURING GAMEPLAY when you're in the middle of something, and what she says just makes you think "Who cares?" Honestly, every time she spoke, everything she had to say was either totally irrelevant, like "What would Saria say if...", totally pointless, like "We have to go see Zelda" when I'm already going there, or totally useless. Remember the final battle with Ganon? "There's no way he's holding me back again! This time, we fight together!" And then she proceeds to do absolutely nothing. She sounds like an idiot. What the hell is she gonna do to Ganon?
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Originally Posted by Protagonist I don't even like Midna. Shes a half naked monkey freak and has the most stupidest hat I've ever seen. Not to mention her little Devil mumbling isn't pleasing itself. I would rather here HEY or LISTEN over that. |
1.) She's not half naked, she IS naked.
2.) She's not a monkey in any sense of the word.
3.) It's not a hat, it's a very important part of the plot. Seeing as you must not have payed attention to the game, it's a Fused Shadow.
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Originally Posted by Protagonist Forth- People who believe in romance between link and midna, that's just sick.. |
Why? They have one of the closest male/female relationships in any Zelda game.
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Originally Posted by Protagonist Plus link Only saw Midna's other form for like 10 minutes. I doubt he fell in love with her small puny monkey form they were just good friends as were all links partners from the previous games (The ones where he had ones anyway) |
I'm not a shipper, so I'll leave this one for them to decide, but it's pretty obvious from the huge gasp he makes that Link thinks Midna's true form is hot.
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Originally Posted by Protagonist Fifth - Personality. Midna was a ♥♥♥♥♥. She mocked link and used him and rides his back like some sort of Maniac. |
Hence the appeal of her character.
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Originally Posted by Protagonist Even though she did lighten up on him it was out of pity. |
Wrong. It was because Zelda sacrificed her life to save her and Link was almost killed by Zant when he tried to save her by attacking Zant as a wolf after the Lakebed Temple. Then he saved her life by taking her to Zelda. She wasn't pitying him, she was asking for help. You've got it entirely backwards.
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Originally Posted by Protagonist Not to mention she's a princess too. Some attitude for someone of royal descent to show towards people. |
At this point, it's clear you skipped just about every cutscene in the game, or you haven't played it at all and you're just trolling. She was bitter and angry over the humiliation of being turned into an imp.
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Originally Posted by Protagonist What I'm saying is.. I don't bash people for liking Midna but when people say shes the best partner its just wrong and a stab to zelda fans. |
Really? Because that's not what you said in your opening sentence. You said you weren't insulting people for liking Midna, but here you tell us it's wrong to think she's the best partner.
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Originally Posted by Protagonist I really don't care what people think about me over a video game forum. |
Obviously you do, considering you made this troll topic for attention.