Best Idea Ever for a new Zelda game

You forgot about TP link, kinda. (The pointer)

Originally Posted by Valhelm

Meralia, OoT had a bowling minigame.

Yeah I know, so?

Originally Posted by MidnarockS

Ok, no offence but i hate it. All of it. Most of the stuff i was going to say has already been said. Theres nothing more to be said but...........Mods please lock this thread! Wait thats been said already too.

But then who will see tribute to Gorondorf?

yeah me wants to know Gorondorf.

Gorondorf shall rise, with his army of Goroblins, and take back ZoraCastle town.

See how Shtoopid that sounds? If this isn't a joke, then this is

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How does he go inside the castle that is sealed and can only be broken by the master sword to get a shard of the master sword, And then have a nice conversation with Zelda while she is under the MIND CONTROL OF GORONDWORF??!!!

I be Gorondorfis the only Goronudo born every one hundred years. You know how gerudo are born? Well some pretty ugly gerudo girl must have gotten pretty desperate and stopped by the Goron city.

This is the most clichéd compilation of badly cooked Zelda ideas I've read in a while.

It's like eating cereal with coke instead of milk.

This thread is like a turducken with rotten duck, overcooked chicken, and dry turkey. A nasty thing to begin with that's boring on the outside, overused on the inside, and utter crap on the inside.

Originally Posted by Spire III

It's like eating cereal with coke instead of milk.

...how does that taste...?

I hate milk with a passion burning like ten thousand suns. So, I'd rather have coke in it.

a great idea would be link making babies with zelda...then gorondorf comes and interrupt their love moment to rape zelda! and then she gets pregnants and is about to give birth to the new gerudo-goron-hylian emperor of the darkness, but then a fairy comes to perform an abortion upon Zelda..but no! it's too late and zelda dies and then the world is filled with darkness..now link has to revive zelda, and then his new adventure begins!

Originally Posted by Spire III
It's like eating cereal with coke instead of milk.

Originally Posted by Sir Calibur
...how does that taste...?

Horrible.

Cereal with coke is delicious you guys are crazy.

Wow, i wasted 5 min of my life reading this. =/

Originally Posted by Evanescent

a great idea would be link making babies with zelda...then gorondorf comes and interrupt their love moment to rape zelda! and then she gets pregnants and is about to give birth to the new gerudo-goron-hylian emperor of the darkness, but then a fairy comes to perform an abortion upon Zelda..but no! it's too late and zelda dies and then the world is filled with darkness..now link has to revive zelda, and then his new adventure begins!

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Like Hentai, much?

Fail, Fail, oh, and uh, FAIL. I'm sorry but dude wtf. The ONLY thing from OoT that should be reused is the art style (mostly because if anything else was used it would be a mockery)

Originally Posted by Valhelm

Oh my god.... Gorondorf??!!!

My idea :


Sorry if it's too small.

I am gonna have nightmares now.......

Originally Posted by Gauntlet

Fail, Fail, oh, and uh, FAIL. I'm sorry but dude wtf. The ONLY thing from OoT that should be reused is the art style (mostly because if anything else was used it would be a mockery)

The art style? Hardly. OoT was the first step towards the graphics in TP. Going back to OoT style would just be...ugh...

Originally Posted by PimPSlaP

I am gonna have nightmares now.......

You're welcome, little child.



And, Sir Calibur, that's true. Twilight Princess' art style was much better.