Goofy Future Zelda Ideas

Write some goofy ideas for a future zelda game. For example:

The Legend of Zelda: The Walker of Time! Guide a retired Link around Hyrule Happy Home for the Elderly and get into some true senior citizen hijinx with Ganon! You'll have to collect three tennis balls to add on to your walker so that you can go ahead in time, seven years, to stop Ganon from taking over the soup kitchen of the retirement home!

Ya know, something weird like that. Try to keep everything different (don't say, "I'd do what he did") and if somebody has a stupid/sick/unnaturally strange idea, don't mock them for it. If you haven't figured it out already, this is not serious.

"I'd do what he did"

nah.. just had to say that though.. anyways I think the weirdest idea would be something where instead you could just go from one place to another you would hafta use hyrulian internet and look up the next places to go and how to get there and plan out where you would stay at night and whatnot.. that would completely ruin the whole series, but this would deffanatly be a really weird future idea..

Tingle is the hero and Link is an old fat man in spandex. Zelda has been replaced with Michael Jackson, and Ganon is trying to find true love, so he must make a wish on the Triforce.

what about a sims game in hyrule, you control a hylian (not link) and you have to go about your day hoping your town wont be destroyed by ganondorf and hopeing some kid will become a hero so he can save your a** along with all your freinds, so you just sit around working to get food, and you are confided by the castle walls becasue there are monsters out there...oh and the king of hyrule is a di** and takes most your money and sets stupid rules

The Legend of Zelda: Lost in Space

The Hero of the Galaxy, Link, must rescue princess Zelda from intergalactic Space Pirate Ganon. Together with his trusty companion, the talking space ship Epona, Link must explore the galaxy in order to find optical discs containing confidential information about the legendary Triumph Forks.

Ganon........... a monster who just wants to be loved. This is his tale.

-Jan the Man

Vaati is back! His evil plans are to take over Hyrule with the legendary scissors! Link must fight through dark sandboxes and finally play chess against Vaati, and destroy the scissors.

OK, my story was a bit stupid

I won't deny that this topic is stupid, but I doubt it will be locked. Original idea and mild humor is not something some would consider spam.


A zelda game where Link must fight Ganondwarf, a Gerudo thief who has decided to take over hyrule to make up for his small size.

This is my stupid idea for a Zelda game!

Link goes mad because Zelda is always being kidnaped and he suffered many times in his quest....and that made him go insane!
Gannon prepares to attack the castle and kidnaps Zelda...after a while of no-rescuing quest, Gannon gets bored so he sets free Zelda and goes for Link.
He meets him in a Insane-house and starts to talk to him. After a while he also notice that he's always kidnaping the same person and starts to cry like a baby, for not having original ideas.
Zelda, after seeing that there's no more kidnaper or rescuer, she goes to the Insane-house and burns it.
Link and Gannon form an alliance and run from Zelda.
She goes after them.
The objective is (if you play like Link/Gannon) to run away from Zelda and find a nice home at he beach, or (if you are Zelda) to find the other two and ticke them until they get really angry and turn to their original selves!

It's kind of stupid...still, I'm laughing like mad!

Great ideas. You guys have had WAY too much sugar today.

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Future

This is set in the future 2199 (in our world basically) where Link, a galaxy police officer, was sent on a mission to search and retrieve three golden disks that hold very valuable information. With the aid of his hover bike Epona, N.A.V.I (Navigation and Villain Informant), and his assortment of futuristic weoponry (yes he has a lighsaber) he will begin his search in the suburbs of the City of Hyrule. His Commishoner(sp?), Zelda, gives him sub-missions to help him find the culprit by giving him clues they've just recieved. His suspects are Vaati, a crime boss who rules the streets, Onox, Ganondorf's head of security and body gaurd, Venan, a dark vixen who rules all the brothels (aka: whore houses) in the city, and Twinrova, second in command to the imfamous Ganondorf. His prime suspect is Ganondorf, a multi-trilionaire man who practically owns the town with his casinos, drug dealing, and splicing (splicing is a sci-fi term meaning to change one's DNA with that of animal charcteristics/body parts so you could have gills, horns, fangs, ect...). Ganondorf isn't all alone on this, he has his dirty cops, body gaurds, assasins, street thugs, and more to help him get rid of anyone that stands in his way. The only thing Link knows about this Ganondorf is: He is a collector of ancient fine arts and weoponry of the medi-evil ages, believes in black magic (rumors have it that he practices them as well), and some have witnessed he has a darker side, a split personality. Help Link solve his missions, and bring back some peace to the city of Hyrule.

How do you like that? I honestly was going to make a Fan-fic off of that. If I get more ideas, I just may do it.

-BGS

Hey, I'd thought of something similar to that, myself. It was more like our current time, though. I pictured him fighting Ganon, and Ganon would throw him into some odd portal that transported him to our time. I gave Link a backwards baseball cap and a sweater with the triforce on it. Couldn't think of any type of action thing for it, though.

(by the way, bgs, did you check back on the friend topic and see what I meant by "middle ground people"?)

Originally Posted by Xeranos

(by the way, bgs, did you check back on the friend topic and see what I meant by "middle ground people"?)

Yes I did, and I also got your PM. Sorry that I didn't respond. Now I understand.

-BGS

oh, ok

The Legend of Zelda: The Lampshade of No Real Significance

ok, so I did take that from the Decline of Video Gaming, but it would be a goofy idea

I guess this is goofy, but i like the idea in genereal.

you start the game as link, and zelda is kidnapped, so link (adult) heads off to ganon's to save her. he gets beaten by ganons supriosing new power, which he gathered from whatever new 7 things are scattered around the land for link to find, and is knocked unconcsious. he wakes up in the lost woods, and game begins.

here's the goofy part.
Link is dead and doesnt realise it. the dungeons he enters are just normal places, but because he is dead, the spirits of enemies are what he fights. kind of like a dark world if you will. a temple, ordinaryly filled with people, is instead full of enemies haunting the place. so yeah, link is dead.

further thinking now has me thinking. after say 2 dungeons, link realises he is dead, and finds an item which allows him to cross over into the living plane and back again, making people visible, but also maiing some new walls appear, which could normally be passed right through without noticing.

i guess not that goofy, but what do you think?

Ohh, bad ideas!
In the future, space-computer nerd Link must save the internet from space-computer hacker Ganon by becoming part of it! But how? First, he has to save the Moon people from space-Majora! After fighting space-Majora, the space-goddess Farore tells him he must withdraw the space-Master Light Saber from its pedestal to prove his is the true Hero of Time-Space to open the gate to the Sacred Realm, AKA the Internet! So when he does, he goes in, and is confronted by Ganon's massive pop-up army! After defeating them with some serious [x] stabbing, he finds out hes being spyed on! He shoots the spy-ware with Norton's Anti-Spyware Machine Gun, and he goes on. Link then must defeat an illegally downloaded version of him, but the version has been upgraded! It's not just Dark Link, it's Dark HYPERLink 9.0, now with deku nuts! Link then realizes that if he clicks him that link will teleport to Ganon, so Link does so. He than sees that Ganon is playing a illegal MP3 on his organ. Ganon fights, and knocks the Master Light Saber out of Links hand out behind a firewall. Link kills space-Ganon, and Link and Zelda surf the web happily ever after, IN SPACE! Ok, I got carried away... Either that or Caveman Link fights a Dinosaur!

The Legend of Zelda: Pepsi vs Coke

A rally forms in the Hyrule Market were Pepsi and Coke fans throw their endorsed soft drinks at eachother. Link gets in the way and Pepsi hits him in the head and he goes into a choma.

When he wakes up he seeks revenge on Pesi and becomes a coke finatic...

Ok i'll stop now. This could go on and on...

Originally Posted by Harman_Stalfish

I guess this is goofy, but i like the idea in genereal.

you start the game as link, and zelda is kidnapped, so link (adult) heads off to ganon's to save her. he gets beaten by ganons supriosing new power, which he gathered from whatever new 7 things are scattered around the land for link to find, and is knocked unconcsious. he wakes up in the lost woods, and game begins.

here's the goofy part.
Link is dead and doesnt realise it. the dungeons he enters are just normal places, but because he is dead, the spirits of enemies are what he fights. kind of like a dark world if you will. a temple, ordinaryly filled with people, is instead full of enemies haunting the place. so yeah, link is dead.

further thinking now has me thinking. after say 2 dungeons, link realises he is dead, and finds an item which allows him to cross over into the living plane and back again, making people visible, but also maiing some new walls appear, which could normally be passed right through without noticing.

i guess not that goofy, but what do you think?

we were just talking about link in the realm of death in another topic

I dunno, I think it'd be a neat idea, not all that goofy

Ok my last idea was more of an idea for a fan fic (but it could be used for an in depth video game), now here's another idea for a goofy Zelda game.

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Future (yes I realize it's the same title as my previous idea).

Ok. Has anyone seen that T.V. show "Samurai Jack" on cartoon network? If not, here's the jist. A samurai (named Jack obviously) was fighting this all powerfull shapeshifting wizard in ancient Japan era. Aku (the wizard's name) tore open a time portal to the very distant future where Aku's evil is raw (since he threw the hero to the future, he ruled his present). So Samurai Jack is trying to find another portal back to his own time era so he can fix the future (which looks horible because it's runned by Aku's power and hatered) by killing Aku in the past.

Ok. Replace Aku with Ganon, and Samurai Jack with Link and you pretty much have my idea of the game. (just like Samurai Jack) Along his journey in the future, he helps people along the way and fighting evil henchmen and doing side quests of the sort. And yes I do realize it sounds like OoT but there won't be any time traveling back and forth continuously. Only in the begining (where Ganon throws Link to the future) and in the ending (where Link finally finds a Time Portal to send him back home in ancient Hyrule era). In this Ganon's gruesome future we could possibly see some evolutions of the races of the past. Do some survive? How do others adapt? What ever happened to the faith of the legendary Hero?

-BGS

Some of these are pretty good. I can't stop craking up.