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Samu crawled upon a rock a few feet above sea level. She looked up to see the stars falling. "What the?" she asked her self. "Its time" said a mysterious voice from behind her. She turned around to see. Ahganim. He laughed. "Now I will kill you so the light warriors dont stabd a chance against you." Ahganim smiled then yelled "Fiends attack!!!. Kraken, Lich, Kary, Tiamat and your leader the ruler of evil Chaos!" Ahganim turned into a bat and flew away. Suddenly Kraken came out of the water and wrapped a tentacle around Samus. Samus blew the tantacle off and fell to the ground. She fired a missle at him blowing the first fiend's brains up. Kraken's carcass lay on the ground. Then Lich appeared in thin air. Lich swong its scythe at Samus , but Samus dodged it and charged up a blast while Lich was picking up its scythe. Lich turned around just to see an energy ball coming towards it disintergrating Lich into nothing. Then Kary appeared. Kary was made of fire so she shot a huge fire ball at Samus which hit her sending her flying back. Samus lay on the ground unconcius. Kary slithered over to her abbout to use her six swords which she had a hand for each when a bolt of lighting sent her flying into the ocean. Kary turned to stone and sunk to the bottom where the stone was broken into pieces ending her life. Guy stood over Samus, he used bolt which destroyed Kary. Then Tiamat a dragon with a bunch of heads appeared. But so did Link. He stood still as if waiting for something when Medli out of nowhere swooped dwon picked him up. Once in the air he cut of all of Tiamats heads which killed the beast. Then Chaos appeared as did Mario. Each of the light warriors orbs glowed bright. They all charged at once Samus fired a super missle Mario shot a fire ball Guy cast nuke while Link slashed it to pieces. The super missle blew up the pieces more and Mario fire ball burnt one piece while Guy's nuke spell blew the whole island up.

Guy was asleep. He dreamed of the past when he was in Ami's citadel. Since he was a light warrior he knew better than be on her side along with the casts of FF1 and FF3. Since they all had been the light warriors once. They attemped to escape but were all killed except him. He found Trinity on the way out and told her to guard the orbs. But he saw her get captured so he found Link and helped him destroy the tower.

Guy woke up and noticed Link and Samus were on a pirate ship while Mario and him were on a floating barrel. Link pulled them on the ship and they waited for the prophecies to end.....

NOTE: Chaos is the final boss in FF1 he has nothing to do with the ring he just a challenge.

eventually Samus and Guy got married (dunno why).

One day a strange boy appeared on the ship and said he was looking for his sister. His name was Lan Aran. Samus told him to go back home and he said no. Pit asked "what good would you be in a fight anyway?" Lan glared at him and a stream of green 0's and 1's covered Lan and hardened into the well known blue armor of Rockman (aka Megaman). "computer generated armour." Lan said "gotta love it" Pits jaw just dropped.

Seconds later Link was mopping up Pits guts off the deck. Samus said "go home" but Lan said "I dont wanna". Samus needed to out smart him so she said " look behind you!" Lan turned around seeing nothing but sea while Samus pushed him into the water. Lans heavy armor made him sink to the bottom and drown.

Then an old foe appeared out of nowhere. A man in a black cape said "remamber me? im Majon" "yes said Link we were going to kill you". Majon sat down and started crying he then said "but you didnt did you". "No but I can kill you now" said Link. "Okay" said Majon. So Link cut his head off and threw his body over board.

Link was mad, he said "how come I havent gotten married yet? everybody else has". Guy yelled "Malon has been asking if you wanted to marry her for the past 3 days ever since we beat Chaos. "Oh" said Link. So Link and Malon got married. Then a boat that had every Final Fantasy character they hadnt killed sailed right next to them. They fired a canon ball at their ship which completely blew it up thus blowing up and killing every FF character they didnt kill.

So, Sheik and Laruto, being the only bachelor and bachelorette left, got married. The Chaotic Prophecy of Wind came rue, as Ami's dragon breathed his black flames upon the atmosphere, destroying oxygen. However, the had to now breath ice, as the Ice prophecy involed turning the Ice Caves into the Air Caves. Only Time, Lightning, Thunder, and Space remaned before they could destroy Ami's evil, but destroying a goddess is prettymuch impossible, right?

Not without the ultimate weapon.

Link and Malon were laying in their bed. Link couldnt sleep so he said "I remember earlier Ami was looksing for a weapon, but what is this weapon?" Malon snored not sayiing a thing so Link went to sleep. Later they were picked up by an old school boat like airship since it was safer. All of the light warriors sat around a table with their wives/husbands looking out the window and at the water way far below them. Link asked about the ultimate weapon again. "Their is said to be one old man left who lives in a cave on death mountain know what the ultimate weapon, and luckly that man is safe since death mountain is high and above sea level" said Malon. So they flew their airship to death mountain and went into a cave. A old man sat in the middle of a completely black room with two torches on each side of him. He said "dodongo dislike smoke". "Oh crap not this guy" said Link. The man smiled and started laughing, he then said "im just kidding I love doing that to people". Whew the light warriors said. "Can you tell us where the ultimate weapon is?" asked Link. "Yes of course" said the man "its at the mushroom kingdom where Mario came from. "How do we get there?" asked Link. The man said through this portal. The man side stepped revealing a portal. So the light warriors went into the portal. The old man died of old age. Link woke up with a koopa troopa licking his face. He got up and cut its head. "Nowhere?" he asked Mario. Mario pointed to a castle. "There, thats Wario's castle, we must defeat him to get the ultimate weapon. So the four headed down the road to Wario's castle.....

and ran into pit. "hey I thought Lan killed you" said samus "huh?" says pit so samus shot him in the belly with a chargebeam and he blew chunks all over bub who said oh gross and ripped pits arms off and strarted hitting pit with them untill Lan said "stop, hes dead already" (Lan's armour, being computer generated, has no weight Leo). then they met Bomberman who said "hi, i like pie" so link chopped his head off, saying "@#$$% phrase"

The light warriors made their way to the castle pushed Wario into a lava pit and found the ultimate weapon. Link looked at the ultimate weapon. "Its a freakin stick!". "No" said Guy "behind it" The light warriors looked behind the stick and saw a very long sword about five to six feet long. The Masamune. Link tooks it and as soon he pulled it out of its pedastal the light warriors were telported back to the airship.

By the time they got back the prophecies were almost over. Princess Zelda woke up and told them that they should go to Ami's tower. So they were dropped off in the sea not far from Ami's tower so they could get in unnoticed. Their plan worked. They aproached the huge doors but were suprised to find a keyhole. "Now what?" asked Zelda. "Looks like we have to find a key" said Samus. So they rowed back to the airship and went to sleep wondering if they would find the key the next day.

after wandering around for days, looking for the key, guy said "oh hey, i have it right here, I forgot about it, silly me" and link said "you had the @!#$% key this whole time? I'm gonna kill you" so samus tied link up and they all waited till he changed his mind about killing guy. by then they were back at amis tower, but for some odd reason, the keyhole was gone...

"For crying out loud!" Samus said, before blasting the door open. Inside was Amy. She started cacling and Link and the Light warriors prepared for the battle of a lifetime...

Ami smiled and dissapeared cause she was too lazy to fight the light warriors who had to find another way in.

"Hey over here!" said Samus. She stood next the back door, "this is a very stupid goddess" said Link so they went into the tower.

Inside they climbed up stairs and ran through hallways defeating Ami's minions until they came to a round room. Their were five doors. So the light warriors decided to split up. They made Link go in door one, Samus in door two, Zelda in door three, Mario in door four and Guy in door five.

When Link went into his dopr shadow Link jumped through a wall and he fought Link. They used their best skills until Link stabbed Dark Link through his chest. Link pulled out the Masamune and shot a light arrow at dark Link totally vaporizing him inot nothing. A door appered in the wall so Link went through.

Samus was in a room with none other than General Onox. The general turned around but was met by a blast which gave him a good blow. He swung his ball chain at Samus who dodged it and blasted him with the legendary golden missle which blew Onox to pieces. A door appeared and she went into the next room.

Zelda walked into her room to see Ami herself. Ami turned around and turned her to stone.

Mario walked into a room which occupied Veran. She ran at him but he simply dodged her attack and sliced her down vertically with the master sword he was borrowing having two halves fall apart. Mario noticed a door so he went through.

Guy walked into a room to see Aghanim. Ahganim shot an energy ball at Guy who shot a fire ball at Ahganims attack which made it go back and hit Ahganim. Ahganim sat on his knees catching his breath when Guy used fire finally burning and killing Ahganim forever. Guy walked through a new door.

The light warriors appeared in Ami's throne room. "Now prepare to die light warriors!" yelled Ami. And the fight ensued...................

'I wouldn't come near me if I were you.' said Ami. 'Fpr the final two prophecy's have come true!' They looked out one of the huge windows in the throne room to see the Triforce swell, then explode as the Quadforce came into sight. Then, all time froze. The chaos prophecy was coming true, as there was no time, there was no chaos. Everyone just stood there, stupified. Link said 'What am I doing here? I need to find Navi.' Then Link noticed a diamond statue in the corner, of a frightened woman about Link's age, who showed a great resemblance to Ami. The light warrios looked at it. Then, Link remember all that had happened. Meeting Link#2 and Trinity in Termina, beating Keese, meeting Guy, destroying the Highwind, meeting the FF characters, etc. Sheik, remembering too, said 'Link, play the Song of Reversal on your Ocarina!' Ami shot black lightning at Link, but dodged and played it. Slowly, everyone's memory came back. The Chaos Prophecys were being reversed. Suddenly, Ami's dragon appeared in a window and shot black fire through the large windows.

Link had to stop playing his ocarina. Guy said "this is the end, this dragon shall die a horrible death, your going down." Guy ordered the other light warriors to distract the dragon while he charged up a super enrgy ball strong enough to kill the dragon. Samus and Links attacks didnt do anything to its. Ami ran up to Guy who was about to fire his attack. Ami took out her sword and was about to cut Guy in two when her sword met with another sword. She looked up to see future Link. Guy fired his energy ball which sent the dragon flying back for miles slowly disintergrating it to nothing.

"How is this possible?" asked Ami. "All thanks to my hookshot" said future Link. "Lets finish her off" said Link. Guy took out the dagger that could kill Ami and threw it. It stuck into her side but turned to dust. "What?" said Mario "that was supposed to kill her". "Im too powerful for that pathetic thing" said Ami. Link took out the Masamune saying "lets rumble".......

so link chopped off ami head and the head said "oh, screw you".
so Rockman shot it with a super energy ball and vaporized it. "that was too easy" said guy "can't have been the real one"
the others agreed, and carrying the stone form of princess zelda, they went back to the ship.

one week later they found out that both samus and ruto were pegnant.

"You have some explaining to do future Link" said Link. "Well" said future Link "I used my hookshot just before I hit the lava. But when I pulled myself up a huge fireball hit me burning me badly. Then that old man you met found me and saved, he healed me to full health. After that I searched for you. Now can I have a time to be alone with Trinity's statue?" he asked. Ofcourse said the light warriors. They all left future Link in the room with Trinity's statue. He touched he figure which broke off. He looked around making sure nobody saw him so he glued it back on. He then started crying. Then another fihure broke off. He said "oh crap" but eventually the whole statue callapsed. "Dead?" he said. "Shes dead!". He pulled out his sword and held it to his stomach. "I will join you in heaven" he said as he plunged the sword into himself. He was then met by his love in heaven.

Link had watched the whole thing along with the other light warriors. So they had a funeral and through the coffins overboard. "Okay" said Link. "Nobody touch princess Zelda after that happened". So nobody did.

One day a few days later Malon was walking along the deck of the airship. Then a puff of smoke appeared and their stood Sephiroth. He grabbed the Masamune from Links hands and grabbed Malon then dissapeared. "Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!" yelled Link. "He must be working for Ami, I have to save her." So the light warriors went searching for clues.

after month of adventuring and samus not fitting into her suit because of pregnancy, a half-human, half-backmage baby was born and damn was it scary looking! not as scary as ruto's half-sheika, half-zora baby though. :eek:

After that, they had samus back as a warrior, and since black mages mature quickly they soon had guy's son Vivi (named after the most powerful back mage ever) on their team as well

still they searched for malon, and for the real Ami

they also met up with the happy mask man who told them a story of his ancestors who created a warrior called uber-link out of pure magical energy to combat majora. uber-link gathered peices of power, which never wore off because the magical energies held onto them like no mortal could. eventually uber-link was transformed into the fierce diety and when the creators trapped him in a mask because of what he had become his anger turned him evil. the happy mask man had drained the evil, but much power at the same time. the uber-link was now only slightly stronger than link. he dropped the mask on the deck and it transformed into what looked like adult link only in a black tunic and slightly taller and carrying the sword that oni-link once used.

"you will need his help to find malon and defeat ami" said the happy mask man. then he used a deku nut and dissapeared.

They named the Zora thing Violetnas cause they wanted to.

One day Link was sitting on the rail of the airship crying. Guy walked up to him asking what was wrong, Link said "I miss Malon, I wanted to do what you did with Samus except without kids. I hope we find her soon". Guy sighed "we are having a bit of a problem". "What?" asked Link. "The orbs have become dim. They are loosing their powers. We must have them lit".

So Link, Samus, Guy, Mario, Vivi, Violetnas and uber-Link. Set out to find where they can relight the four orbs. They went to the airships old library to look up the tousands year old scrolls and books to see where they could find the places where to light the orbs. They found out one can be lighted in the mythril mines, another in a pyramid in the desert, one in a tower on a mountain tower and one in a acient temple in the plains. So they set off for the mines.

The world had returned to normal except the land was still covered in sea. That was the only thing Ami could use to her advantage since Links song reversed everything but the flooding. So the light warriors and their new companions set off to the mythril mines.

guy said to the whole group... "I've already told Samus this but my real name is not guy, it's Leo" (we needed a char for you leo)

"why does this matter?" said link

"i dunno" said leo

they approached the mines.
as they beganto dock the airship, exactly 200 stalfos jumped onboard (don't ask why link bothered counting) link said "wow, thats exactly 200 stalfos" "why are you counting them link?" yelled uber-link as he slashed them into peices in a blur of black. "good question," said link "it all began two years ago..." Violetnas hit him on the head. "oh sorry," said link. he got up and killed the only stalfos that the others hadn't killed while he was blathering and counting.

they entered the mines...

Inside they saw four hobbits, two men, a wizard, and elf and a dwarf fighting a Balrog. The wizard fell into a pit with the balrog and Guy/Leo laughed saying "loser". They continued down the mines fighting a bunch of orcs that were there for some reason. They found a little pedastal to put the orb in when a another balrog stepped in front of them asking "have you seen my son Clarence? He went chasing a big group of hobbits and wizrds and stuff. "Sorry to burst your bubble" said Vivi "but he died". The balrog got very mad so it attacked them. Vivi and Guy cast ice which killed the firey beast instantly. They lit their first orb and got out of the mines. "Now to the ancient temple in the plains" said Link.

at the ancient temple they met up with Majora, who tried to kill them. noone could hurt it, but when uber-link poked it. it ran away screaming, leaving behind a peice of power which uber-link picked up, becoming more powerful...

"ummm......where now?" Lan asked

"aincent tower in the mountains." said Leo

"oh boy is it icy up there?" asked Evasonce

"duh, of course it is." said bub

Once they got to the mountain tower they found Majora so Link shot a arrow into his throut killing the punk. They crawled up many stairs and came tot eh pedastal on the top of the tower. They lit the orb and were picked up using a ladder from the airship. With 3 orbs lit they headed to the pyramid.