Idea for a new Zelda story!

So here's the pitch, Link is an everyday boy enjoying his everyday generic life, when all of aa sudden something bad happens! Then he like, picks up a sword and stabs stuff in the face. Then they're all like "Link, go collect these three things so we can stop this dude!" and he would say "ok!" but he was born a mute....


So then he gets those three things! And then, somehow the master sword gets involved and you're all like "awesome!". but then the plan horribly backfires and the dude somehow uses an elaborate explination to get the upper hand!

Then everyone's like "oh no!" and then they're like "Hey Link, go collect these other things! Then we stop him!"

And Link is mute, so he just nods.

Then you do so.

Then somehow the triforce gets involved.

Then he and zelda beat the crap out of the dude.

Staff roll.

What do you think!?!1!!

I think it sounds like a unique and exciting story. It's almost like you took the Zelda series and turned it on its head. How do you come up with this stuff?

That was brilliant! *claps*

But in all seriousness, I'm thinking you're hinting that the Zelda formula needs change, and I agree.

lol. Yes it has been used many times. Mabey next time we can collect 4 things....

Or we rescue an attractive PRINCE who gets kidnapped by a hulking steroid abusing woman with red hair.

Link should stay male because he is made of sex.

You do realize he's quite gay, right?

Originally Posted by Tigerboi

What do you think!?!1!!

Awesome, just awesome

Meh, whatever. I just want Ganondorf in it because he's like, my favourite villain evar.

This is the worst game idea I've ever seen. It's just like the other games.

Link should wear a Tuxedo for his next big gig. That would definitely make the ladies notice him, eh?

Congrats.*pumps hands*
You'll be famous once.

Sounds exactly like all of the Zelda games lol Except for a few exceptions(MM, WW, etc.)

Tehe, nice interpretation of zelda. Not like all the games are like that or anything...

I daresay nothing like this has ever been so much as conceived in the history of Zelda.

You, sir, are a pioneer!

You deserve an award for this fantastic idea!

Go and work for Nintendo! Send Miyamoto an email, take any opportunity you have.

I DUN GET IT

I spy with my little eye, a Square Enix employee in the first post of this thread.

If for some reason you are not working for Square Enix, please try to get in and promote the idea of a Final Fantasy X remake featuring Tidus with black hair instead. You can even throw in some water sports.

I'm way too creative to work for Square, sorry.

It's funny to see a thread like this among all these threads where people complain about change

Originally Posted by xJonahx

It's funny to see a thread like this among all these threads where people complain about change

That seems to be the point of this thread, it's called sarcasm.