The Inter-Clanetary Community Saloon: Let's replace this thing!

We don't even have a bartender, do we?

Originally Posted by Red

We don't even have a bartender, do we?

Dibs!

Slippery Nipples for everyone!

I thought Cambria was the bartender!

I'd rather have a Flaming Blowjob. Know how to make one?

Originally Posted by Red

I'd rather have a Flaming Blowjob. Know how to make one?

I know how to make a blow job. Would I just set it on fire?

Isn't Cambria the saloon landlord?

I call being Manager

I YELL AT YOU DO WORK.

I demand to be Pyro's deputy.

I wanna be the deputy! ;_;

Originally Posted by Camkarp

I wanna be the deputy! ;_;

I ASKED FIRST

Originally Posted by Avalanchemike

I YELL AT YOU DO WORK.

*slides you Rusty Nail*

*wonders how many people are using wiki*

xD

EDIT:

That's bull****. Too much work for one bartender. Besides, this is a ****ing saloon.

*gives you Vesper*

If nobody else wants a Flaming Blowjob [no way in hell I could drink one by meself], I'll just take an Irish Carbomb.

I WANNA BE... I WANNA BE... THE OUTLAW. =D It is Pyro's job to arrest me.

Originally Posted by Ringo Starr

*slides you Rusty Nail*

*wonders how many people are using wiki*

xD

Not too keen on the Drambuie D:

Originally Posted by Red

If nobody else wants a Flaming Blowjob [no way in hell I could drink one by meself], I'll just take an Irish Carbomb.

*Begins to make a -* Oh you don't mean that kind!



*Scuttles off*

Originally Posted by Red

If nobody else wants a Flaming Blowjob [no way in hell I could drink one by meself], I'll just take an Irish Carbomb.

Get out. You get out of this saloon right now. GET OUT!

EDIT:

Would a Dragonfly suit ya, Mike?

HEY, I'M THE BARTENDER HERE

I'll be the towns fool.
Looks like lots of fun ^_^

Originally Posted by Ringo Starr

Get out. You get out of this saloon right now. GET OUT!

WHAT THE **** DID I DO COME ON D:

Originally Posted by Ringo Starr

Get out. You get out of this saloon right now. GET OUT!

EDIT:

Would a Dragonfly suit ya, Mike?

HEY, I'M THE BARTENDER HERE

Just give me some plain whiskey, for heaven's sake.

And the car bomb reference was more of note of my heritage :3

Originally Posted by Red

WHAT THE **** DID I DO COME ON D:

YOU DISRESPECTED MY PEOPLE NOW ASK FOR A PROPER DRINK OR YOUR ASS IS ON THE CURB

EDIT:

I knew you'd ask for that. *slides glass*

Hey, I'm satisfied with the simple pleasures in life.