The man I saw began to say something back to me, but he was too far away for me to hear all of what he said. I did, however, catch him say what sounded like “amigo” at the end of his sentence…and then I realized—‘dammit, he’s a Mexican.’ -_-
I have a hard enough time ordering off the Taco Bell menu, but I thought I would still try to communicate since I really wanted to buy these Peeps.
“Buenos Dios!” I yelled. “I-o want-o to-o buy-o these-o damn-o Peeps-o! Can-o you-o help-o me-o?!” (For a millionaire C.E.O., who normally hires people to do my interpreting for him, I thought I sounded pretty good.

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However, before the man could answer back, I suddenly heard some gunshots go off at the front of the Wal-Mart. “What the hell?!” I cried. I wasn’t looking to get shot up –especially not before I had a chance to eat my Peeps—and so I ran off towards the back of the store. The man I was talking too seemed to run off in the other direction towards the loading dock but, to be honest, I was more worried about number one—me.
Upon escaping out the back door, I made my way to the front parking lot of the Wal-Mart. I figured my best bet would to head back towards my office across the street and so I started walking there. But, just as I was biting the head of my first Peep, I saw a Twinkie truck come roaring around the side of the Wal-Mart with the Mexican guy I was talking to driving it. He almost picked up another man, some old geezer, at the front door too, but the guy started walking off towards the old arcade up the road.
‘Damn,’ I thought. ‘Now I want a Twinkie…

‘ Since, the Mexican guy was driving off with the Twinkie truck, I figured that the old guy might know where I could get some. So, I also headed off towards the arcade—finishing off my Peeps as I went.