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Old 03-05-2012, 06:43 PM
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I used to be a ______ And then I took an _____ to the _____.
Come up with your own going through in a list on variations of the now corny and annoying Skyrim joke.



I used to be a Mathematician, but then I took an angle to the knee.

follow that example.

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Old 03-05-2012, 07:22 PM
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I used to be a fabulous overrated character, then I took a Skyward Sword to the chest.
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Old 03-05-2012, 09:10 PM
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I used to be reading the first two posts of this thread, then I took a keyboard to my fingers.
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Old 03-05-2012, 09:48 PM
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I used to care. Then i got hit in the face for using memes in real life :.(
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Old 03-05-2012, 10:12 PM
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I used to be a competitive runner, then I took a bad experience to the memory.
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Old 03-05-2012, 11:02 PM
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I used to be a pirate, then I took a SOPA to the face.
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Old 03-06-2012, 01:50 AM
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I used to be a blank, and then I took a blank to the blank.

See what I did there?
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Old 03-06-2012, 01:54 AM
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I used to like these jokes, then I took a kick to the groin.
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Old 03-06-2012, 03:01 AM
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I used to be a Death Star, but then I took a proton torpedo to the exhaust port.
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Old 03-06-2012, 08:03 AM
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I used to be Aadvaki, but then I took a gay guy to my bed.
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Old 03-06-2012, 08:10 AM
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Hm...
I used to be a normal gamer And then I took an import-title to the shopping kart.

Now I am an import-gamer xD
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Old 03-06-2012, 09:19 AM
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I used to be a table. And then I took a slam to the surface.

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Old 03-06-2012, 05:00 PM
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I used to not get the reference, then I got chips from !?.
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Old 03-06-2012, 05:49 PM
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I used to love snurtlez and then I took a Fergie to my name.
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Old 03-06-2012, 08:49 PM
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I used to be an arrow like you, but then I took a knee to the adventurer.
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Old 03-06-2012, 08:58 PM
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I used to be an arrow, then I took an arrow to the arrow.
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Old 03-06-2012, 09:02 PM
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I used to be an idiot, and then I took a knowledge to the face!
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Old 03-06-2012, 10:00 PM
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I use to be an archer, but then I took a broadsword to the head.
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Old 03-06-2012, 10:23 PM
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I used to be a gentleman, then I took greed to the soul.
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Old 03-08-2012, 03:37 PM
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I used to be a Gibdo but then I took a Music Box House to the ear.

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