Re: I used to be a ______ And then I took an _____ to the _____.
I used to be a table. And then I took a slam to the surface.
(no chips for those who don't get the ref)
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a tatol mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. MADLY IN CHOCOLATE ABOUT LOVE AND CHOCOLATES
And the life of this world is nothing BUT play and amusement.