Ganondorf vs. Voldemort vs. Sauron

Finally, this is here.

I believe in the Maiar.

Sauron, hands down. He has history. He was taught by Melkor. He can sing. <3

And he has badass lines. Especially in the Silmarillion. 8)

"I could not touch him. It was old magic. Something I should have foreseen. But no matter, no matter. Things have changed. I CAN... touch you... now!"

I dunno... Voldemort is pretty hilarious and badass at the same time.

Voldy, hands down.

You can't use Voldemort. Palpatine killed him in the last battle.

Ganondorf: can't beat kid in skirt, has failed and died countless times

Voldemort: looks like a giant turtle, can't beat teen kid whose magic skills are pretty pathetic

Sauron: oh nooooes my ring is gone!
*waits for years to get it back*
*doesn't get it back*

Radek: You have to give Sauron this, it took the combined forces of two races to take away his ring and it was only by a fluke that it actually happened.

Ganondorf and Voldemort are just beaten by kids like it's a fad.

Yep, there's no real contest here. Sauron takes it.

And why the hell is Ganondorf in this? Are you using him as a gimmick to draw in the fanboys or something? o_O

Sauron. Why? He looked like this at one point.


INSTANT WIN!

Plus the all seeing EYE OF ALL THE THINGS!!!
Sorry Voldy...Even as Tom Riddle you werent that hot.

Darth Vader is dominant. No questions.

Light Yagami beats them all.

i thought the OPer's sig were pics of the options and went whatthe♥♥♥♥ thinking


was supposed to be sauron

and


was supposed to be voldemort

and then i was like ... oh lol.

i don't know who to pick but since i'm listening to the theme song of macgyver i will pick him

If these dark lord whore-off threads are going to be a recurring feature of GCC, might I suggest that the next one be a run-off match between Palps and Sauron?

HIM



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HIM

Originally Posted by Malia

i thought the OPer's sig were pics of the options and went whatthe♥♥♥♥ thinking


was supposed to be sauron

and


was supposed to be voldemort

and then i was like ... oh lol.

i don't know who to pick but since i'm listening to the theme song of macgyver i will pick him

I think he did that on purpose xD I went, "Was Sauron supposed to be Majora?"

Sauron's a little ♥♥♥♥♥, first off. You never see what he looks like in the movies IIRC, and he's killed when Frodo destroys the ring in Mount Doom. That's it. No epic fight, no final battle. Meh. It seems Sauron relies on the Witch King and the other Nazgul riders and trolls and orcs to get anything done, but if it's just one vs one vs one, what chance does he have?

Which leaves Voldemort and Ganondorf. Voldemort has strong dark magic, Ganon kind of does, but definitely not to the extent that Voldemort does. It's not even a fair fight, to be honest; Voldemort has/had the Elder Wand, seven horcruxes, and all kinds of strong-as-♥♥♥♥ spells (5th movie glass shard impale on Dumbledore?). Ganon has the Triforce of Power, but he's been beaten by Link, what, seven times? I like Ganon, but he's definitely the weaker of the two.

Originally Posted by Big Daddy

but he's been beaten by Link, what, seven times?

To be fair, he beat him once.

Sauron? Never heard of him.

Ganondork wouldn't stand a chance against Voldemort.

Of course Voldemort could never get a nosering.

So idk...

Originally Posted by Rainbow Dash

Of course Voldemort could never get a nosering.

That's totally necessary.

Sauron? Never heard of him.

Go read Lord of the Rings. That is an order from your Super Moderator.




Or i will kill you.