You know your obsessed with Zelda when...

101. When you become a black guy to fully protect your person, George Bush said.

102. When you search for the wonderful items known as the Triumph Forks.

103. When you prefer OoX's final boss theme to Perfect Dark Gaia.

104. When you look at milk and picture it in a bottle

105. When you post twice in a "You know your obsesssed with Zelda when..." thread.

106. When you give red-headed men an extremely wide berth because you think that they could be Ganondorf in disguise.

107. When you pull out a steak knife and think all chickens are invincible, and they can summon an army of their kind.

108. You try to pick up a massive pig with your bare hands and end up getting smushed.

109. When you can read New World Hylian.

110. When you carry milk with you in case you get hurt (the milk goes sour, too).

111. ...when you keep singing the Ballad of the Goddess (in the original ancient Hylian as shown in my sig) on your way to school or work, as well as when you take a shower.

112. When you walk around with a mask on your face, just to see who will want to purchase it from you.

#113 When you defeat Molgera you reset the console to fight it again.

114. When you carry bottles around with you, just in case you find something good to put inside them.

Originally Posted by Uzuki Cheverie

109. When you can read New World Hylian.

That happened to me once........

115: When you inflitrate an abondoned limestone quarry factory, snag a sword and explore the place to find treasure (I have literally done this but I panicked when I thought the cops were coming xDD)

When you have a wooden sword, a real bow and arrow, and your left handed.

#118
When you... oh I dunno...
name a chicken Cojiro?

119: When your chicken turns blue from sunlight deprivation.

120: You can hatch an egg in your pocket in a day and have a fully grown cucco.