You know your obsessed with Zelda when...

81. You get stuck on a quiz or test and get surprised when Fi doesn't show up to help you

82: when you see link die you think it is the end of the world.

83. When you think that jumping over tall gates and fences while riding a horse will be a piece of cake.

Originally Posted by Pseud O Nym

83. When you think that jumping over tall gates and fences while riding a horse will be a piece of cake.

It can be, it depends on how good you are.

84: You think that the zombies' main objective is to arse rape you.

85: ...when you believe that a giant fish can eat children and the fish's intestines have multiple chambers branching out.

86. When you jump into the sky and expect a loftwing to catch you when you whistle.

87. When your postman turns gay.

88. You're the only one to ever buy anything from shops, but they still manage to stay in business. (overpriced crap only good to crazy adventurers is the reason, I'm sure of it)

EDIT: Shiekah'd for #87

89. When you post in "You know your obsessed with Zelds when..." threads.

90: You post on Zelda Universe in the Zelda section.

Lawl :3

91. When you carry a large sword for protection.

92: When you listen to the radio and you can automatically make a Zelda montage.

93. When you expect to see a fairy fluttering around anyone dressed entirely in green.

94: you have purchased some of the Zelda soundtracks, despite them being free for download legally.

95. When you spend money so that your wallet doesn't get too full.

^ lol

96. You go looking on rooftops and through people's homes, looking for chests with money inside.

97. When you sneak around a courtyard and expect to find Princess Zelda at the end.

98. Anyone dressed in pink and white is referred to by you with: "Weeeeellll eeeeeeexxcccuuuuusssee me, Princess!"

99. When you search for a magical green bird-hat that will talk to you.

100. You reach post number 100 in a zelda-related game.