The "Will you marry me?" Zelda game?

I came up with this idea earlier today. A Zelda character (decided by the poster above you) is proposing to you! Accept/Refuse the proposal in a humorous way! Don't come with boring/standard answers such as: Yes (only), No (only), I am straight/gay (you can say that too, but don't let it be the only reason ), I dislike/hate you (you can say that too, but don't let it be the only reason) etc. Give the detailed (but not necessarily long) reason why you will/won't accept the proposal.
After you have answered the proposal, make a new proposal for the next poster.
You can use the same characters time after time after time, but try to make the proposals unique!

The first proposal:

"I, King Zant of of The Twilight Realm, is begging you to marry me. I have a fondness for non-Twilis from the Light World. Please accept my proposal. I am begging you. You will get to live in the Palace of Twilight and I will buy you diamonds everyday".