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Old 08-10-2011, 08:30 PM
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139.

Learn epic piano sonatas and then play them really loud on the keyboards! (My friend did this... xD He was told to leave because of a "disturbance".)
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Old 08-10-2011, 08:32 PM
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140. Climb the shelves, and pretend you are a bird, and flap your wings. When someone tells you to come down, you jump onto them.
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Old 08-11-2011, 11:19 PM
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141. Cover the toilet seats with plastic wrap...
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Old 08-12-2011, 07:43 AM
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150. Play Frisbee with the frozen pizzas.
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Old 08-12-2011, 07:45 AM
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151. Write "♥♥♥♥ THE POLICE" on the wall.
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Old 08-12-2011, 07:50 AM
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152. Grab a sword from the toy aisle and head to the aisle with all the alcoholic drinks. Create a pyramid out of beer boxes and climb to the top. Once a big enough crowd gathers, rip off your clothes, hold aloft your mighty sword and yell "I have the power!"
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Old 08-12-2011, 07:58 AM
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Ride around the place in a shopping cart until you hit a HUGE stack of carefully placed cans. Then, when that happens, ditch the cart and hide!
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Old 08-12-2011, 12:54 PM
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Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart

Whoa whoa whoa, ZF....how did we skip ten?
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Old 08-12-2011, 01:43 PM
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Eat all of the snacks.
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Old 08-12-2011, 04:22 PM
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150 (for real this time): Play 'Keep away' with the manager's keys.

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Old 08-12-2011, 04:25 PM
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151. open a page of hardcore porn on all the demo phones with internet, then turn off the screen go a safe distance and wait for someone to turn on the phone.
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Old 08-12-2011, 04:35 PM
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^ Can't compete with that!!!!

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Old 08-12-2011, 05:22 PM
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153. Lay down in the middle of the exit doors and, if you can, get more people to help you build up your "human wall."
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Old 08-12-2011, 09:53 PM
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154: Sing karaoke as loudly and obnoxiously as possible.
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151. Bring a DeLorean into the automotive section and demand a flux capacitor.
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156. Sneak behind the counter at the paint desk and put as many cans of paint into the paint shaker as possible. Then loosen all the lids and put the paint mixer on its highest setting.
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Use the Legos to build a model of Target and permanently glue it to the center of the store.
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Old 10-03-2011, 08:49 PM
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158: Grab a bunch of Barbie dolls, unpack them, then undress them, put 'em in a cart and run screaming through the aisles, "I"M A PRETTY GIRL!"
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Call the cops on the cashier.
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Get on a computer and leave 2girls1cup playing on repeat and stay by the computer saying, "oh yeah, so hot."
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