Corrupt a (Wish) Politician!

I've seen this game on a couple other forums, so I'd thought to bring it here. Here's how it works. A person makes a wish. The next person grants the wish, but comes up with a random reason why that wish is ruined. Ex:

I wish my mom cooked better food.

The next person would say something such as...

Granted, but she moves out of the house so you never get to eat any of it.

Then that person would make a wish. Understand? I'll start!
NOTE: It doesn't have to be Zelda related if you don't want it to!



I wish I could live in Termina.

Ooh! This game looks fun.
Granted, but the moon crashes down and you die.

I wish there would be more info on Skyward Sword already.

Wish granted. It is being released on Xbox 360 and PS3.

I wish I wasn't unemployed anymore.

Wish granted. Your job now is to to build a missile in a cave...out of scraps.

I wish people would love everybody else the way they love me. It would be a better world.

Granted. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you for no specific reason.

I wish I had a tail.

*Granted* You now have Eeyore's tail. Feel free to pin it anywhere you want.

I wish I had more time on my hands.

Originally Posted by .Hog

*Granted* You now have Eeyore's tail. Feel free to pin it anywhere you want.

I wish I had more time on my hands.

Granted. Your hands are now clocks.

I wish nothing bad ever happened to me.

*Granted* NOTHING, ever happens to you ever again. You don't exist anymore.

I wish I wasn't so socially inept.

Originally Posted by NobleRath

*Granted* NOTHING, ever happens to you ever again. You don't exist anymore.

I wish I wasn't so socially inept.

Granted. You are now so popular you no longer have any time for yourself.

I wish I was happier.

Granted, but did you know you were going to be enslaved by Ganondorf tomorrow?

I wish I could go to the Twilight Realm and visit Zant.

*Granted* I defeat Zant, become the new king, and Midna shatters the mirror. You're stuck.

I kinda wish I wasn't stuck here too.

*Granted* You start to fall in love with this one Twili, but some random arm pulls you back to the Light World.

I wish I didn't have this Giant Arm that grabs people.

*Granted* But now it's a Giant Leg.

I wish I could have the Zora Armor.

Granted, but the Zora armor has stopped working, and you won't be able to extract oxygen from water.


I wish I could become an author.

Granted but all your books are worse than Twilight.

I wish I could become a good author.

granted. You now write gay midget erotica.

I wish i had $1,000 right now

Granted, but money won't matter anymore because you will soon be stuck in coma for the rest of your life.

I wish I could meet Link tomorrow.

Granted. You are the first boss of the game.

I wish i had a cupcake

Granted, but there is a secret minibomb inside the cupcake, so you will explode.


I want to be adopted by Ganondorf!!!

Granted, by Koume and Kotake are your grandmothers. (AHHHHHHHH) So when they pinch your cheeks one is on fire and the other freezes. You live like that forever.

I wish I didn't have this nasal issue.