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Old 02-20-2011, 09:38 PM
Pretendo Pretendo is a male United States Pretendo is offline
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Corrupt a (Wish) Politician!

I've seen this game on a couple other forums, so I'd thought to bring it here. Here's how it works. A person makes a wish. The next person grants the wish, but comes up with a random reason why that wish is ruined. Ex:

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I wish my mom cooked better food.
The next person would say something such as...

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Granted, but she moves out of the house so you never get to eat any of it.
Then that person would make a wish. Understand? I'll start!
NOTE: It doesn't have to be Zelda related if you don't want it to!



I wish I could live in Termina.
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Old 02-20-2011, 10:21 PM
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Re: Corrupt a (Wish) Politician!

Ooh! This game looks fun.
Granted, but the moon crashes down and you die.

I wish there would be more info on Skyward Sword already.
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Old 02-20-2011, 10:57 PM
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Re: Corrupt a (Wish) Politician!

Wish granted. It is being released on Xbox 360 and PS3.

I wish I wasn't unemployed anymore.
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Old 02-20-2011, 11:23 PM
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Re: Corrupt a (Wish) Politician!

Wish granted. Your job now is to to build a missile in a cave...out of scraps.

I wish people would love everybody else the way they love me. It would be a better world.
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Old 02-21-2011, 09:17 AM
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Re: Corrupt a (Wish) Politician!

Granted. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you for no specific reason.

I wish I had a tail.
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Old 02-21-2011, 09:38 AM
.Hog .Hog is a male United States .Hog is offline
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Re: Corrupt a (Wish) Politician!

*Granted* You now have Eeyore's tail. Feel free to pin it anywhere you want.

I wish I had more time on my hands.
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Old 02-21-2011, 10:38 AM
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Re: Corrupt a (Wish) Politician!

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*Granted* You now have Eeyore's tail. Feel free to pin it anywhere you want.

I wish I had more time on my hands.
Granted. Your hands are now clocks.

I wish nothing bad ever happened to me.
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Old 02-21-2011, 01:13 PM
Lunamrath Lunamrath is a male United States Lunamrath is offline
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Re: Corrupt a (Wish) Politician!

*Granted* NOTHING, ever happens to you ever again. You don't exist anymore.

I wish I wasn't so socially inept.
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Old 02-21-2011, 01:16 PM
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Re: Corrupt a (Wish) Politician!

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*Granted* NOTHING, ever happens to you ever again. You don't exist anymore.

I wish I wasn't so socially inept.
Granted. You are now so popular you no longer have any time for yourself.

I wish I was happier.
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Old 02-21-2011, 01:45 PM
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Re: Corrupt a (Wish) Politician!

Granted, but did you know you were going to be enslaved by Ganondorf tomorrow?

I wish I could go to the Twilight Realm and visit Zant.
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Old 02-21-2011, 04:54 PM
Lunamrath Lunamrath is a male United States Lunamrath is offline
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Re: Corrupt a (Wish) Politician!

*Granted* I defeat Zant, become the new king, and Midna shatters the mirror. You're stuck.

I kinda wish I wasn't stuck here too.
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Old 02-21-2011, 06:17 PM
Pretendo Pretendo is a male United States Pretendo is offline
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Re: Corrupt a (Wish) Politician!

*Granted* You start to fall in love with this one Twili, but some random arm pulls you back to the Light World.

I wish I didn't have this Giant Arm that grabs people.
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Old 02-21-2011, 06:45 PM
KyleLink KyleLink is a male United States KyleLink is offline
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Re: Corrupt a (Wish) Politician!

*Granted* But now it's a Giant Leg.

I wish I could have the Zora Armor.
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Old 02-21-2011, 06:54 PM
Zantine Zantine is a female Sweden Zantine is offline
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Re: Corrupt a (Wish) Politician!

Granted, but the Zora armor has stopped working, and you won't be able to extract oxygen from water.


I wish I could become an author.
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Old 02-21-2011, 11:11 PM
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Re: Corrupt a (Wish) Politician!

Granted but all your books are worse than Twilight.

I wish I could become a good author.
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Old 02-21-2011, 11:26 PM
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Re: Corrupt a (Wish) Politician!

granted. You now write gay midget erotica.

I wish i had $1,000 right now
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Old 02-22-2011, 04:27 AM
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Re: Corrupt a (Wish) Politician!

Granted, but money won't matter anymore because you will soon be stuck in coma for the rest of your life.

I wish I could meet Link tomorrow.
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Old 02-22-2011, 08:17 AM
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Re: Corrupt a (Wish) Politician!

Granted. You are the first boss of the game.

I wish i had a cupcake
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Old 02-22-2011, 09:22 AM
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Re: Corrupt a (Wish) Politician!

Granted, but there is a secret minibomb inside the cupcake, so you will explode.


I want to be adopted by Ganondorf!!!
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Old 02-22-2011, 09:29 AM
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Re: Corrupt a (Wish) Politician!

Granted, by Koume and Kotake are your grandmothers. (AHHHHHHHH) So when they pinch your cheeks one is on fire and the other freezes. You live like that forever.

I wish I didn't have this nasal issue.
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