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Prince Deity · #**1081** (**permalink**) [ ] 07-08-2011, 02:11 PM

Granted. Here it is:
The episodes were aired out of order, so people were confused and it got horrible ratings. The corruption of this wish is simply that you now know, and that Firefly is gone. This is bad enough.
(Dear FOX, "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!")

I wish I could live forever, never be injured, and never age beyond 30.

-JEB

Mewsong~ · #**1082** (**permalink**) [ ] 07-08-2011, 02:15 PM

Granted, but before the wish can take effect, you fall into a vat of acid leaving you horribly disfigured. Since you are unable to die, you must live with your monstrous form for all eternity.

I wish I could understand why you like Firefly so much.

Prince Deity · #**1083** (**permalink**) [ ] 07-08-2011, 02:26 PM

Spoiler:

The corruption is simply that if you watch all of those, you too will be in love, and will be saddened knowing there is no more.

I wish I could live in the 'verse (Firefly world)

-JEB

P.S. I don't like Firefly, I love it.

EDIT: Good luck corrupting my wish...

-JEB

Doran_Bladefist · #**1084** (**permalink**) [ ] 07-08-2011, 04:45 PM

Granted, but you are forced to live in Jaynestown and are a mud-shoveler for the rest of your days.

I wish that Prince Deity would join the new SoD steampunk RP.

Haagar212 · #**1085** (**permalink**) [ ] 07-08-2011, 10:59 PM

Granted, but then he no longer gets on ZU.

I wish I was able to see if anyone mentions my name on ZU, VM's included.

Zeldafreak83 · #**1086** (**permalink**) [ ] 07-08-2011, 11:16 PM

Granted, now you know what everyone really thinks of you and you are unable to remain friends with anyone.

I wish my bedroom would always remain the perfect temperature for sleeping.

Sapphire Deku · #**1087** (**permalink**) [ ] 07-08-2011, 11:22 PM

Granted but now the temp makes you sleep forever.

I wish for cheesecake.

Amariel · #**1088** (**permalink**) [ ] 07-09-2011, 01:53 AM

Granted, but a hobo runs off with it.

I wish I could control rain.

Protameron · #**1089** (**permalink**) [ ] 07-09-2011, 05:24 AM

Granted, but the you are in charge of the rain across the world. Eventually you forget to have it rain across Africa for a year and millions of people die.

I wish that Pokemon were real.

Wayward Vagabond · #**1090** (**permalink**) [ ] 07-09-2011, 05:37 AM

Granted, they kill us all.

I wish some people weren't so unbelievably STUPID.

Paper Prince · #**1091** (**permalink**) [ ] 07-09-2011, 05:49 AM

Granted but they're so smart that they get on your nerves 24/7.

I wish for my dog to stop snoring.

Zeldafreak83 · #**1092** (**permalink**) [ ] 07-09-2011, 08:22 AM

Granted, but now your dog never sleeps and always wants you to play with him.

I wish dogs could speak the language of the humans they live with.

Paper Prince · #**1093** (**permalink**) [ ] 07-09-2011, 08:27 AM

Granted but now they talk like this: LOL HAI WHT R U DOIN BOI HA IM SOO FUNNI

I wish for Something that I can think of.

Mewsong~ · #**1094** (**permalink**) [ ] 07-09-2011, 11:20 AM

Granted, but the thought leaves you disgusted and confused.

I wish I could find that stupid Bold Ditto!

Zeldafreak83 · #**1095** (**permalink**) [ ] 07-09-2011, 03:14 PM

Granted, here it is "

I wish there was more water than people at the public swimming pool on really hot days.

Doran_Bladefist · #**1096** (**permalink**) [ ] 07-09-2011, 03:19 PM

Granted, but it's piped in from the sewer overflow, hence the new lack of patronage

I wish I had a hookshot so I could retrieve drinks from the fridge without having to get up.

Sapphire Deku · #**1097** (**permalink**) [ ] 07-09-2011, 04:00 PM

Granted. You accidentally grab your whole fridge with the hookshot it knocks everything out of the fridge, making you get up and clean it.

I wish I could clean my room faster.

trimph forks · #**1098** (**permalink**) [ ] 07-09-2011, 05:46 PM

Granted. People find out how fast you are at room cleaning, and they force you to clean rooms for the rest of your days.

I wish I knew my location....

Mewsong~ · #**1099** (**permalink**) [ ] 07-09-2011, 05:51 PM

Granted. Turns out you're in New Jersey.

I wish I had a chicken burrito.

CFood · #**1100** (**permalink**) [ ] 07-09-2011, 06:05 PM

Granted but you can't eat it!

I wish the merge would just happen already...

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