Corrupt a (Wish) Politician!

Granted. But 1Gannon1 leaves soon after.

I wish I could beat Dark Dragon in OoS. (True Wish)

granted, but you two were just dreaming about those posts. you didnt follow my wish, so they were illusions.

I wish I had amazing powers.

Granted, but you will be abducted by aliens right after you've beaten the dragon, so you won't be able to beat the rest of the game before the aliens release you in year 2055.

I wish I could be the leader of the Gerudo Thieves.

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Originally Posted by 1Gannon1

granted, but you two were just dreaming about those posts. you didnt follow my wish, so they were illusions.

I wish I had amazing powers.

Granted, but the powers will be so amazing that they will embarrass you. They will make you fart and puke everywhere.


I wish I could look just like this: jet black hair, pale skin, piercing blue eyes, very tall.

@ 1Gannon1: Granted but that super power is to turn into a cactus.
@ Zantine: Granted but you are attacked by Link and must flee your Fortress.

I wish I could see the Eiffel Tower.

granted, but its on the news.

I wish your wish was this wish

Granted, but you will die before you get through the queue to get on top of the tower.



I wish I could look just like this: jet black hair, pale skin, piercing blue eyes, very tall.

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KyleLink: Granted, but you will die before you get through the queue to get on top of the tower.

1Gannon1: Granted, but hereafter you have to wish for the same things as me!


I wish I could look just like this: jet black hair, pale skin, piercing blue eyes, very tall.

Granted. But no one will care.

I wish we don't have to wish for things people already wished for.

granted, but its because you technically dont HAVE to

I wish I had a magical sword that was EPIC

Granted, but it broke.

I wish that someone would corrupt this wish.

Granted, but I (the great Zantine) will steal it!!!


I wish I could learn Japanese.

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1Gannon1: Granted, but I (the great Zantine) will steal it!!!

HeyListen: Granted, but from now on, only you will be corrupted.


I wish I could learn Japanese.

granted, but every japanese person spontaniously combusted the moment you learned the first word.

I wish the japanese could stop making games only available in japan

(You still corrupted my wish) Granted, but you can't speak English anymore and won't be able to go on these forums because no one will understand you (except a few).

I wish that my head was big.


EDIT: dang, didn't see that post.

Granted, they're only available in China

I still wish my head was big.

Granted, but everybody will think you are ugly, and you will never ever have a partner or spouse!!!



I wish I could be a sorceress/witch with my own dungeon/castle and unlimited magical powers.

granted, but your castle is a toy in a box of cracker jacks

I wish I had a dragon like the ones in eragon that give you magic

Granted, but the dragon will breathe fire all over you, and you will die.


I wish to remain an atheist for the rest of my life.

Granted, but the only magic powers you get are super cooking powers.

(out of game: umm... have any of you read eragon?)
I wish I knew why you had a 25 years banner but I didnt.

Granted, but knowledge won't make you popular or attractive.


I wish I could go on a date with Link.

Granted, but I instantly lose my voice so I can't tell you.

granted, but link read your posts about marrying zant and ganondorf.

I wish this forum was named Gannon's Universe