Corrupt a (Wish) Politician!

Granted, but it's replaced by the Justin Bieber Crew, and this site becomes justinbieberuniverse.net

I wish for a brand new car

Granted, I didn't corrupt it, at least not in any way that you can tell (don't drive it)

I wish TurkeyMcBean didn't change his name.

Granted, but my account gets hacked and someone else changes it. I wish the Wii U had a better name.

Granted, but the Yakuza will find him.

I wish i had Yakuza tattoos.

granted but they cover your whole body and you die from so many of them.

I wish I could swim faster then a dolphin.

Granted, but you now hate to swim

I wish for pinecones

Granted, but you are now allergic to them.

I wish for wealth, fame, fortune and other much-sought after materialistic things.

Granted, but everyone becomes jealous so when you open the door to your house one morning, the paper boy pulls out a machine gun and turns you into swiss cheese.

I wish for a llama.

Granted, but it spits hot acid in your face.

I wish for a pet turtle.

Granted, but it's a snapping turtle and it bites all your fingers and toes off.

I wish I had a grand music hall in my house.

granted, but it's tiny and you can't fit so much as a child in there.

I wish luigi had some spotlight

Granted, so they change his clothes to red and pretend he's Mario.

I wish that they would make Super Princess Peach 2.

Granted, but its lame. (oh wait that's not really a corruption)

I wish I had a working WiiU (with working controllers) and a working copy of every game that will ever be made for that console.

Granted, but it runs on special kind batteries and on a higher voltage than any other apparel thus making it unplayable

I wish I was a dragon

Granted, but people fear dragons so they hunt you down and kill you

I wish I could have more sleep

Granted, you could, but you're swamped so you can no longer

I wish people didn't wish for wishes whose grammar are gateways of corruption

um...i dunno wat u sed, but granted! except now you cant type!

I wish i understood what Pie Master wrote

Granted, but you won't be able to understand anyone elses posts other than Pie Master's

I wish to have green eyes and blonde hair xD

Granted, but acid falls on your face and you look like a train wreck

I wish for peace

Originally Posted by ZeldaGirl98

um...i dunno wat u sed, but granted! except now you cant type!

I wish i understood what Pie Master wrote

I means I wish some of the wishes couldn't be easily corrupted because of grammar (such as "I wish I could sleep more" be answered with "Granted, you could sleep more, but now you can't because you got a ton of stuff to do")

granted. the martians are now at peace with the plutans, and are coming to destroy earth.