Corrupt a (Wish) Politician!

Granted, then Barack Obama accuses you of being racist and sets Ku Klux Klan and the Spanish Inquisition on your heel.

I wish that I - *explodes*

Granted, but you explode into streamers.

I wish I could never be incorruptible.

Granted, but your wish is of course still corruptible, and is so thoroughly corrupted that a family of elephants stampedes your house down for unfathomable reasons.

I wish I had more wishes.

Granted but you will die

I wish that wishes came true.

Granted but wishes will take over the world

SIKORA WTF MAKE A WISH.

I wish that it was friday.

Granted but it's friday the 13th

I wish I knew what to wish about...

Granted, but you only got one wish.

I wish that I had a Giant Supercomputer.

Granted, but it grows to smart and starts a war agains humans.

I wish I had nothing to worry about.

Granted, wishing is for the wishful.

I wish I was on the ZU minecraft server.

Granted, but the server has a fatal crash.

I wish I could see the future

Granted, but you can only see 10 seconds in.

I wish that I had a better sinus cavity.

Granted, but you enter a room full of rotten meat.

I wish I had a more meaningfull 50th post

Granted, but it was declaring your unrequited love to me.

I wish that I didn't have to deal with affairs of the heart.

Granted, but now your heart doesn't want anything to do with you anymore, you die.

I wish I could go on a vacation to Hyrule this summer

Granted, but Ganondorf attacks and you end up getting recruited to his army.

I wish that I had a great 3-day vacation to Termina.

Granted, that's what link did, and you see where that got him.

I wish I didn't have a fear of heights so I could live in skyloft.

Granted, but while the guards are busy dealing with the remlit infestation, you fall off.

I wish that I had a giant flying sky bird.

Granted, it has only one wing.

I wish hyrule was included in skyward sword.