Corrupt a (Wish) Politician!

granted, but you fall

I wish I was a vampire.

Granted, but you're a Twilight vamp.

I wish I could do what I want.

granted. but you cant

I wish that you all wished!

Granted, but everyone double posted and were banned for several repeat offenses.

I wish time would move slower.

Granted, but everything happens faster now.

i wish for infinite cash

^ granted. With infinate cash, you have now flooded all space with cash. Everyone's dead. Congratulations.

I wish they hadn't changed the name of the thread.

I wish everyone died.

Granted, your dead too BTW.

I wish nobody would grant my wish. Top that!

Granted, and yet not granted, and so the ensuing magical paradox destroys all matter within a hundred thousand miles of your location.

I wish I had a car.

Granted. You then crash into a tree.

I wish I was super cool.

Granted, you are now frozen stiff.

I wish light was dark and vice versa.

Granted. No one can see during the day anymore.

I wish no one was nasty anymore.

Granted, everyone is sickeningly sweet.

I wish the mail would come on time.

Granted. You are now crushed under thousands of letters.

I wish the world was flat.

Granted, then Miley Cyrus would whine everybody to death because the world would look like a huge statue of her chest.

I wish I had yo momma's groove.

Granted, but my momma kills you and takes it back.
I wish this wish could not be corrupted.