Corrupt a (Wish) Politician!

Granted, but it has drugs in it (like from Gita vice city)

I wish I still owned a copy of fat vice city

Granted but it explodes

I wish I had a new game

Granted, but you'll find out it is actually a NEW copy of a game you already had.

I wish I had a house to live in.

Granted, a cubby house

I wish I had a cubby house in my backyard.

Granted, but by cubby, it's Bear Cub-by.

I wish that I was the most popular person in America.

Granted, but there will be crazy fans that will want to brutally kill you (a-la John Lennon)

I wish I was nicer towards people.

Granted, but they all hate you for being so overbearing.

I wish that people were nicer in general.

Granted, but people with annoy you with free cake.

I wish Sikora had made a nice wish.

Granted, but all of your subsequent wishes will be annulled.

I wish I was God.

Granted, but no body would believe in an owl god.

I wish you would post more often.

Granted, but you will be obliged by law to like every post I make.

I wish I had a friend.

Granted but you'll befriends death!

I wish I was zu's death

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Granted, you befriend death

I wish I could never die.

Granted. You kill ZU to live forever, but the ZUers track you down and beat the crap out of you for eternity!

I wish I could go to sleep.

Granted, but you will never wake up.

I wish I ruled the world.

Granted, but no one obeys your orders.

I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wished this night.

Granted, but you are now prohibited to have children.

I wish I was a sailor a thousand miles from here

Granted, Your lost at sea... WITH ZOMBIES!

I wish i was the ZOMBIE king.

Granted, but that means you must become a Zombie and you have no special zombie abilities.

I wish I could think of more clever corruptions.

Granted, but you will become corrupted yourself.

I wish for the world to end.