WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MODS!??

Originally Posted by SD

True, perhaps the mods that are handing out the dunce banners are acting too harshly, but rest assured, the staff is debating it.

Yeah...I had a few 50x25 buttons in my sig, and they got erased from it. Why? Because it might lag slower users up.

50x25 pixels, though, takes as much time to load as any lines of text. :-/

With those rules, I really just don't want a sig.

EDIT: Lol, this thread may be a joke, but I'm still serious xD

What did you expect to happen when you broke the rules, a lolipop?

Originally Posted by Best101

What did you expect to happen when you broke the rules, a lolipop?

...I think this quote best sums up everything.

And it wins the internet.

Damn me and my being idioticness. (< I know that probably isn't even a true word.)

The word's idioticissidy.

Ahh, I've killed my own pride ^_^// It's hard to who is actually pulling off a prank and who's not nowadays in ZU...or maybe that's just me...

It happens to me too. Or was that post a joke?

Originally Posted by James

And it wins the internet.

I don't think it can be won currently. It been won too many times in too short of a time period. The govt. is out of internet's to give away right now. Expect a new shipment of internet's shortly. Sorry.

'Twas a joke, Awkin :3

What did you expect to happen when you broke the rules, a lolipop?

:XD :XD Laughed hard on that one.

Originally Posted by Aex

Cap'n, one. Overreacting n00bs, zero.

I would like to second this statement.

I hope he is joking because he sounds like a total whining noob! anyway I can't say that I don't like the mods by I have had a few run ins with them where they closed my thread for reasons that didn't sound like rules at first. but I'm over it.

Yeah me too but they are just doing they're jobs. Which they don't get paid for.

Originally Posted by Asterik

Yeah...I had a few 50x25 buttons in my sig, and they got erased from it. Why? Because it might lag slower users up.

50x25 pixels, though, takes as much time to load as any lines of text. :-/

Let's see, in 4 lines of text you will probably have somewhere around 340 characters. Every character is one byte in size, so you're looking at 340 bytes, or 0.34KB.

Please tell me what insane image format you're using that gives you a 200x25 (or so) image that's under a Kilobyte.

With those rules, I really just don't want a sig.

A sig. is a signature, as in how you sign your name. It's not supposed to be a place to advertise how big and flashy you can make your posts, which is what most people treat it like.

Now, there is a discussion going on in the staff forum about the replacing of sigs without explanation or warning, so I'd ask you all to calm down until a decision has been reached, since complaining really isn't going to do you any good.


(Yes, I realize this is a joke thread, but he was being serious, so so am I!)

Originally Posted by lost_souls

I hope he is joking because he sounds like a total whining noob!

I can assure you that that is probably the one thing cap'n isn't.

anyway I can't say that I don't like the mods by I have had a few run ins with them where they closed my thread for reasons that didn't sound like rules at first. but I'm over it.

I can also assure you that the mods always have a reason, and if you ask them what it is you'll be told. If you dislike the decision then you can talk to another mod, but keep in mind that when people question things the mod they question almost always asks the other mods if there is any doubt about what should be done, so asking another mod probably won't get you a better result.

does anyone know how to load GIFs onto your sig because I really want to put on on there to replace the Paranoia Agent one I have now but when I tried it didn't move....

Wouldn't current rules defeat the awards that have so much work in them?

Probably everyone who wins an award would have a 150-400 sig. The banners would break this rule, since both wouldn't add up to 150-400. They would be too much. I doubt many people would go through the trouble of resizing their whole sig for it.

And whats this about slow connections? I was on Dial-Up for the fist few months I was here. The only problems were big posts, sigs were fine.

But seriously, you guys could give a warning before you forced it changed. It could be a pain in the ass to find a bunch of links or lines of text you had. Such as GD's quotes. Do you know those by heart and can you write it correctly without looking at something? You probably can, but lots of members don't.

But Capn' makes me sad now. I was going to make a joke timeline thread including Super Sash Brothers 1, 2, and 3, Soul Calibur 2, and the CD-Is. But this was much better. Captain wins again. Even if he doesn't know who the heck I am.

Originally Posted by Vaati

Wouldn't current rules defeat the awards that have so much work in them?

For those who win multiple awards, use rotators. Or you could always go for the ever-poopular "great! I won! Now what's for breakfast?" reaction.

Ok I have to butt in here. Also Vaati your old sig did horrible things to my poor dial-up, horrible horrible things.

At the whiners/complainers: If you get banned/ get you sig changed/ any number of other things, ITS YOUR OWN GODDAM FAULT. So get over it and stop looking for someone to blame.
Is it really that hard NOT to break the forum rules? No. Come on they are really REALLY lax compared to most other forums. I mean I know a few what the word 'damn' is censored!
So honestly either,
A: Get over yourselves
B: Shut the hell up
C: Leave
D: Stop making complete tards out of yourselves

The above is multiple choice.

Originally Posted by Pàxèn

Ok I have to butt in here. Also Vaati your old sig did horrible things to my poor dial-up, horrible horrible things.

At the whiners/complainers: If you get banned/ get you sig changed/ any number of other things, ITS YOUR OWN GODDAM FAULT. So get over it and stop looking for someone to blame.

Mistakes can be made. However, it never hurts to be polite.

Is it really that hard NOT to break the forum rules? No. Come on they are really REALLY lax compared to most other forums. I mean I know a few what the word 'damn' is censored!
So honestly either,
A: Get over yourselves
B: Shut the hell up
C: Leave
D: Stop making complete tards out of yourselves

The above is multiple choice.

...Thank you very much for that all-out insult to anyone who has ever had a complaint, no matter how justified.

Also Vaati your old sig did horrible things to my poor dial-up, horrible horrible things.

Glad I helped ya. I purposely made it so people with Dial-up would no longer be able to come onto ZU. They'd need to find a way past my 4 second animated sig in order to post. Its not my fault you have Dial-up. I had my share of large pictures and animated sigs to fight through, and now its no problem. You should really get rid of Dial-up. Trust me, its the wordt thing ever.

Just curious, you do realize Captain made this because of so many people whining over this, right? Its a joke.

If you looked up the word sarcasm, you'd probably find the Captain there.

It's rather funny how a lot of you people are just posting without reading half of the other replies. It's quite obvious it's a joke, and if you still don't get it 2 pages later, then my god, you are an idiot.

The rules are fine. Nothing to complain about really, if you just plain follow them.

Captain rules. I have attempted for so long to study his methods of pwnsomeness, and I know I shall never be there...

This problem is being debated in Staff. Like SD said, we are working on it. But yelling at each other isn't going to solve it, and that is what Cap'n is trying (I think) to explain to us. So stop going n00b, and wait patiently for the solution for it to be reached...

Geez...it's not like you are all so lazy you can't redo your former sigs...

Captain left, mods right, whiny n00bs center. Yay.

I'd also like to say that my sig was deleted. Why? Beats me. It was under the limits. However, I'm not complaining. I suggest you all--whether or not you broke the rules or not--get over it and move on with your lives.

Everyone just needs to chiiiiiiiiiiiiill around here, man...