Zelda Who?

This is a cross between Zelda and Doctor Who. (Doctor Who is a TV series) it is tottally random. i hope you enjoy!!

Prologue

It all started in a peaceful day in Hyrule. Link was doing nothing.
Wee oooh wee ooh
A blue telephone box appeared
Link: OMG!!!! Like WTF??
A person stepped out of it.
The Doctor: whoa! Where the heck am I?

And that is how it all began. Just wait, two girls will randomly appear later, and confuse everyone.

Chapter 1 – “The Weirdest Weirdness You Will Ever Find”

Link: who are you!?!
The Doctor: The Doctor
Link: The Doctor? Just the Doctor?
The Doctor: yep, pretty much. Who are you?
Link: Link…
The Doctor: that’s not an odd name at all.
Link: *mutters* ‘The Doctor’ isn’t much better
The Doctor: Oi! It wasn’t an insult! I mean it! Now, where are we? I have no idea, and I’ve been everywhere.
Link: Hyrule
The Doctor: huh, never heard of it. Nice place though.
Link: yeah, it is

Something goes beep

The Doctor: ooh! What the…? *pulls out a scientifical thingy*
Link: what’s that?
The Doctor: it’s my timey wimey detector. It dings when there’s stuff!
Link: you’re creeping me out more than Zant *steps away*
The Doctor: *is all ready looking around with his timey wimey detector*
Link: *looks at the Doctor like he’s crazy*

Chapter 2 – “I’m Stealing Your Horse and There’s Nothing You Can do About it”

Darian: *looks around* this is SWEET
Grace: I’m in Hyrule!!! *sniffs a piece of grass*
Darian: IT’S EPONA!!! *runs over*
Grace: *follows*

Meanwhile…

Link: and this is my house
The Doctor: *follows Link around, his timey wimey detector still beeping*
Link: and this is my horse… WTF!?! What are you doing!?!
Darian: *looks at Link* I’m stealing your horse, and there’s nothing you can do about it *walks off with Epona*

Chapter 3 – “They're Insane!”

Link: COME BACK HERE!!
Grace: SOME STRANGE OLD MAN JUST STOLE LINK’S HORSE!!!
The Doctor: that’s what was making it ding *puts the timey wimey detector away*
Darian: I’M NOT A STRANGE OLD MAN!!! *brings Epona back* I’m 12!
Grace: no duh!! Hi Link!!! *waves energetically*
Link: hi…
Darian: I wanna go somewhere!! Where are we anyways? Ordon?
Link: erm… no…
Darian: Faron?
Link: no…
Darian: Hyrule Field?
Link: no
Darian: Sacred Grove?
Link: no
Darian: then where are we!?!
Link: Castle Town
Darian: whoa!! We are! When did that happen?
Link: *shrugs*
Grace: *looks at The Doctor* he had something to do with it!!
The Doctor: no, I didn’t
Darian: OH MY GOSH!!! It’s the Doctor!!!
The Doctor: Yes, yes I am
Grace: I’M GOING TO MALO MART!!! *runs off to Malo Mart*
Link: *follows*
The Doctor: where?
Darian: I don’t think you want to know.
The Doctor: then in that case, I do.
Darian: okay, follow me

Later…

Darian: you ready for this?
The Doctor: I’m ready for everything! Usually…
Darian: I sure hope you are *opens door*
Grace: YEAH!!! BUY ONE!!! *is dancing insanely to the music*
The Doctor: wow…
Darian: yeah…
The Doctor: well, since we’re here *looks around, kind of dancing to the music*
Darian: *walks over to Link*
Link: *watches in disbelief* these people are insane
Darian: it’s your fault!
Link: whatever *walks off*

Link: OMG!!!! Like WTF??

I stopped reading.