[Act] lost friends[t]

this basically is a fan fic based on my daydream which is very random for that song. but anyhoo this as the title and link imply this has absolutely nothing to do with link accept a few tba cameos and fights. but this is in script format so not much"page turning/edge of the seat" type action more like slightly to amazingly epic fights. let the story begin with a quick little character intro! (booo!)

mark:main character. large and aggressive but soft at the heart. broad sword fighter

may:main character medium sized and a little underweight. average steryotype/master sword build specialist

lont:main character. tall and thin middleweight class and amazing with the bow

king of hyrule:duh.

cyclos: yes! him! though not important at the beginning he is important!

zephos:^^^

well here is the story!(yay!)

PROLOUGE: a storm and a half

it is storming and a cyclone can be seen.

mark: may! lont! we have a storm on our hands and if the ship goes down we go down too!

may and lont: aye aye!

the cycone comes in closer and the ship is destoyed.

may lont and mark: aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!

may: (wakes up) AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!

may lont and mark are sleeping in seperate but Identical beds in a simple room mimicking that of links room in mc

lont: what's with the screaming may?

mark yaeh. I was just in the middle of a great dream. we were exploring and we found a secret came which contained precisely 57,398,576,233.1415 rupees!

may and lont:

mark: what? I have a knack for estimating money.

may: sorry it's just that I had a nightmare where we were exploring and we found a cyclone and it destroyed our ship, and we were thrown into the ocean.

mark: okay odd dream. but who cares today we test for hylian knight remember!

may oh yaeh. we have to get ready right brothers?!

mark and lont: yaeh!

each one gets out of bed and enters the dining room which happens to look a lot like oot link's but with chairs two staircases and no bed.

each one eats eats a bowl of cucoo'os

mark: (has a red potion)

may: (has a blue potion)

lont: (has a green potion)

after finishing said potions and predated cereal they all gather for pre-test training in their backyard.

mark: (slashes broad sword randomly) haaaah!!! hyyyaaaahhh! yyyyaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!

lont: (shoots randomly placed targets with bow each one hitting the head or heart area

may: (slashes sword at targets using randomly placed helm splitters and finishing blows on targets that have been cut in the knee and ankle area.)

suddenly a storm blows by and the three begin to go inside and wait it out though the storm only gets worse and the house is blown away with the three future heroes/villains
hold hands in a sky diving triangle thingy and are blown away.

THE GERUDO VALLEY: A NEW HOME

the three heroes are placed in a desert with comas and slight amnesia.

mark: where am I?

random gerudo: gerudo valley you were found unconscious outside of here. master ganondorf found you and you were chosen to train for the attack on hyrule castle.

mark: were are lont and may?

gerudo: your friends? they too were selected. master ganondorf told me you have a special power about you.

mark: whats your name?

gerudo: if you must ask my name is islonda.

mark: islonda? that's a strange name.

islonda: not among the gerudo tribe it isn't.

mark: why are you here?

islonda: stop asking questions! I am here to serve ganondorf!

mark: fine just trying to make small talk.

islonda: stop talking! ganondorf is coming!!

ganondorf: islonda!! is your prisoner awake?

islonda: yes sir! (shows ganondorf mark)

ganondorf: yes. this is the one that will command us.

mark: command you?

ganondorf: yes you will come with me to the sacred realm along with your friends. you three I can tell have the power. the wisdom. and the courage. to save the gerudo from this cursed desert!!!

no one has posted and I have a small attention span unless I focus. so here is part 2
NOTE: this is an oot parody I forgot to mention that.

SEE TITLE

four years later. mark may and lont are kneeling before the dark prince with nabooru at his side.

ganondorf: welcome to my palace. you will stay until we are ready for the raid on hyrule castle. you soon will experiance what you were meant for. if I go into a rage I have prepared my sword with an incantation, if I attack you , you will not die you will simply be put in a state of suspended animation while the hero of time grows. when he awakens. you will awaken and become the true wielders of the triforce when you wield these come back to me and my plan will be finished.

mark: ...

ganondorf: now. return to the training grounds and prepare for the fight!

mark lont and may: yes my master.

as the three prepare for the battle they are informed that a small child had collected the spiritual stones and was on his way to the castle to gain the master sword.

mark: what?! this is an outrage! we must stop him before he gets to zelda!

may: maybe we can recruit him?

mark: possibly but we can't count on it. prepare for an attack at any moment!

lont: well I can use the hawk eye for easy death.

ganondorf: we attack now! charge!!

as the army approaches hyrule castle they gharge the door using a home made bidge and dark magic the hylian/shiekah army was ready. many died in the battle and few were left when zelda and link showed up

zelda: link! help!

zelda rides off into distance and throws ocarina of time into the moat

link: zelda!!

ganondorf: were did the princess go?

link I'll never tell!!

ganondorf: my err friends would beg to differ

lont: (shoots an arrow at link and it hit's his arm)

link: (winces in pain)

may: well I don't think we'll be recruiting him. will we lont?

lont: well at least I fight with some form of surprise.

mark: both of you stop! we must take care of this boy before he interferes with master ganondorfs plan!

ganondorf: finish him and return for the triforce. I believe you saw where the ocarina went lont? goodbye.

may: well I think that this story will be quite nice for my journal. a dairy of our killings but. we may spare you. we never really fought for ganondorf. he was just a nuscaince. we want our life back but we won't so we have to settle for this. quite a sad story is it not? now leave before you get killed.

after collecting the ocarina of time lont mark and may return for ganondorfs entrance to the sacred realm.

I am very bored and whatnot so I will just post this.

lont: lord ganondorf we have retrieved the ocarina of time and have already learned the song of time.

ganondorf: excellent.

lont: (plays song of time on ocarina)

door of time: (opens)

ganondorf: (:-D)

everyone: (enters the master sword room)

window: (is terribly misplaced)

lont: (shoots the window revealing a long hallway)

ganondorf: excelent observation lont. you have earned my trust to enter the sacred realm.

lont: thank you my master.

everyone: (somehow enters the hallway)

hallway: (ends with a twisty bright white hallway extension)

ganondorf: remember the ones I have chosen for traveling to the sacred realm are mark may and lont. will they please step forward.

mark may and lont: (step forward)

ganondorf: we will now enter the sacred realm.

mark may lont and ganondorf: (enter sacred realm and find the triforce each one hold a different piece accept mark and ganondorf who both hold the triforce of power while may holds the triforce of wisdom and lont holding the triforce of courage.)

mark may and lont: I wish for the death of ganondorf!

ganondorf: WHAT!? WHY!! I AM YOUR MASTER!! AAHHHH!! (pounces at mark may and lont but is epically absorbed into the triforce similar to the ending of the pokemon mystery dungeon games {4:56}but faster and being turned into a fourth and smaller piece of the triforce which dwells floating in the center.

mark: well ganon you finally achieved the power of the gods. to bad you have to spend it trapped in there. now we will take the triforces of power, wisdom, and courage.

mark may and lont: (each one touches the triforce and it is absorbed into there hands and ganondorfs shoots into the sky.)

vaati: (ganondorfs triforce absorbs into vaati's hand.)