Rehab: The Past Speaks

Rehab: The Past Speaks
Chapter 1: The Monologue Before the Battle
Our story starts outside the new and fabulously lush Villain Rehab Center, Vhab for short. The building is a 70 floor tower made of stones and wood from all over the world, and it has a small entrance building made out of pure metals in the front. Inside, we have 12 pools, 9 hot tubs, 20 sauna, 5 rec rooms, 10 cafeterias, 20 rooms dedicated to helping the residents,and many other things. The main doctor and creator or Vhab is Dr. Loyaru a man who is very handsome and very kind. You might know him from his romantic-comedy movie,”When a Goron Falls for Me”, or from his famous documentary movie,”Golden Bugs: The Beauty of the Goddesses.” He is now dedicated to helping any and all villains who enter his rehab doors...

Villain profiles coming soon, if people are interested

Post more! Id like to see what the villians have to say, hahahahah.

Originally Posted by DaltonR6

Post more! Id like to see what the villians have to say, hahahahah.

haha i will if i get at least 5 comments on here. and the next section will be just introducing the villians that are going to be in VHab.

Chapter 2: I Am the Great...!
Veran: After her defeat in Oracle of Ages, she decided to lay low for awhile. She used her transformation powers to turn into many people and creatures, until she finally decided to stay in her own form, and switch when needed. After about 100 years or laying low, she decided to take some action and find her old friend General Onix. They used Veran's vast wealth of money that she had collected throughout the years to buy a giant robot from a old machine maker. They then went out and destroyed many things, until a new hero rose into power and defeated the machine, successfully stopping Veran and Onix. Although Veran made it out alive with only a few scratches, Onix was not so lucky. He became a vegetable, and his famous armor melted to his skin, causing him horrible burns in the process. After seeing what happened to her friend, she decided to go into rehab and try to cure her evil ways.

Majora: After he was defeated in Termina, he was sealed back into the mask, and became a cleansed spirit. The Happy Mask Salesman then made a body-like figure out of deceased humans, then stuck the mask on where the face was supposed to be. The body came to life, and The Salesman and Majora lived together, in love, for some time. But, after awhile, The Salesman got bored with Majora, and decided to move onto another mask. Majora was left alone, heart broken and unwanted. He started to feel more hate and sorrow than ever before, and he decided to go out and take his revenge on the Salesman. He went to his house, and seen him and his new mask companion, the Spooky Mask, together in bed. Majora went up to Spooky, and ripped the mask off and threw it against the wall, shattering it to pieces. The Salesman just looked at him, and started chanting a spell. Majora's body began to fall apart and disappear, until only the mask remained. The Happy Mask Salesman locked the mask up in a secret cave, then sealed the cave shut. Many, many years later, Majora's original body started to form out of the mask. The only problem was that Majora grew different this time... He grew out to be a she. She had breasts, but no genitals. She was so seriously depressed and angry, she wanted to go out for revenge once again. Unfortunately, she couldn't, because she wasn't strong enough yet. So she decided to go into rehab to try to become not depressed anymore, and to cleanse her soul once again.

Shadow(Dark) Link: The original Shadow Link, from Zelda 2. Not much is known about him, but what we do know is this. After his defeat at the hands of Link, he ventured off into the land to try to start a quest of his own. Everyone was afraid of him, and no one would even go near him. He tried to find temples and creatures to defeat, but ultimately, he couldn't do anything except run around the fields and attack small creatures. He eventually started to become mad, as in crazy, and the more small creatures he killed, in his mind, the more experience points he gained. In reality, he wasn't doing anything except causing trouble and upsetting the locals. And since Link never showed up again, they took matter into their own hands. They captured him, and locked him into a holding cell in the middle of Hyrule Castle Town. They threw things at him, even though he just claimed to be “The Hero they were looking for.” After a few weeks of being tortured by the towns folk, they decided to seal him away into a underground hole under the fountain in Castle Town. After they did so, they left him there, naked, afraid, and confused. That was their mistake though, because the longer that he was there, the madder he got. And eventually, the seal weakened, and he freed himself. It took the seal 75 years to weaken, so Castle Town had changed drastically. As he broke free, he destroyed the fountain and hopped out, claiming that the “Hero” has arrived. His mind was so mentally unstable at that point, he ran to the outdoor sword shop, grabbed one, and shouted,”I will slay all of you foul beasts and protect Castle Town from the invading evil!” As he said that, he started to murder innocent bystanders who were just trying to do some shopping. He killed 59 people that day, and it is still known as the Hyrule Castle Town Massacre. They locked him away again for another 150 years, then let him go free since he served his sentence. He decided after that, to go and look into some therapists offices to try to help him cure his identity issues.


So far, those are the only 3 patients in Vhab, but we are expecting many more soon!

Author's Notes:
The next Chapter will be about the patients starting their first day of a 30 day program in VHab.

very interesting, cant wait for more

Chapter 3: The First Step to Defeating the Beast is Always the Hardest.
"Hello people who are not as fabulous as me! I'm here to be cured!" Exclaimed Veran as she walked in through the shining doors of VHab. "Please take my bags, nurses, and give me the grand tour of this beautiful place!"
"O-oh... Please, Veran," said Head Nurse Elema, "We will most certainly take your bags up to your room, but Dr. Loyaru has told us to take the patients who have arrived at VHab to go see him. I'll have someone take you there now..."
"Thank you, serving winch. And make sure you and your lackies don't mess up anything in my personal belongings!"

As Veran was taken out of the office building to the tower, Nurse Elema looked around and laughed, then stated to her fellow employees, "This is going to be one heck of a job!" Just as she said that, the main doors opened, and standing in the door way was a shadow. The shadow walked in, then smiled, to reveal 2 rows of pure black teeth. Although his teeth were black, you could tell that they were healthy by the way they shined in the light.
"Hello my fair maiden, I am here to sa-" He stopped, then cleared his throat. "I am here to get help with my identity. Please, will someone take my bags from the car out front, then show me to Dr. Loyaru? It would be very helpful..."
"Well certainly we can help you, good sir! Thank you for being so kind! The last guest who checked in was a bit rude! Refreshing to see someone so nice, and a villain, at that!" "My good lady, I am not a villain anymore! Haha, I'm Dark Link by the way. But my friends call me Shadow. And seeing that I do believe we will become good friends, you may call me the same!" "Oh, you! Well, let us get your stuff to your room, and get you to see Dr. Loyaru."

Just as she was saying that, the main doors exploded open, revealing Majora floating there with her luggage in her hands, which was two big trunks. She spinned around a few times, laughing insanely, then launched her personal belongings towards two nurses who were standing by check in counter. They smahed right into their stomachs, then they fell to the floor. "Get up! Bwahahahha! Take my stuff to my room, NOW! I'm hungry. Take me to the cafeteria!" As Majora was saying that, she floated towards Nurse Elema, and next to Shadow. She places her hand on Shadow's face, then pushed him out of the way. "Ladies first, you wanna be her-...... Oh my gosh, it's Link!" Majora looked Shadow straight in the eye, then giggled. "Oh, my mistake... Your just his old shadow. Hahahaha." "That's quite alright, my darling. But you must know, I am the Hero that legends speak of." As Majora just looked at him, trying not to laugh, Nurse Elema pushed the two in through the entrance of the tower.

"Now, you two, go join Veran on floor 17, room 1719." The elevator opened, and the two stepped in it. Nurse Elema waved good bye to them, and as the elevator doors closed, Shadow waved back, and Majora just rolled her eyes.


Chapter 4 coming soon=pp

Pretty good. cant wait to read more!

Hahaha!! I like Veran. This story is super cute. I love it (: