[Com] FS Link in OoT!

Originally Posted by Dilnos521

A great combination of Indiana Jones and The Kool-aid Man joke from Family Guy. Oh, one question: was the boulder and the sealed door from Indiana Jones?

Anyways, keep it up!

Yup, it was from Indiana Jones. We're almost done with the next chapter

THE DEKU TREE LIKES IT UP THE-

Navi: we’re here Deku Tree.

Deku Tree: Who are you?

Navi: *Sigh.* Here we go again. *Slaps the Deku Tree*

Deku Tree: Oh I remember you now! … No matter how much you slap me, you said you were clean and yet you gave me termites so I’m not paying you.

All Links: O_o

Navi: What… the… hell? *Slaps him again*

Deku Tree: Hey! You’re the fairy that owes me 20 rupees!

Navi: Hee hee… *Slap*

Deku Tree: *Shakes* Ah Navi, you’re finally here. What took you so long?

Navi: Finally.

Deku Tree: So where’s… THAT?

Navi: Huh?

Deku Tree: You know… THAT.

Navi: … That???

Deku Tree: THAT.

Navi: Don’t you mean they? As in, where are they? As in the Links?

Deku Tree: No THAT. You know… for my infection…

Navi: Oh THAT… *Slaps the Deku Tree* THAT was last week!

Deku Tree: Oh ok ok I remember now. My memory bank has been failing me lately… I had to give the Links a very important mission, but I can’t remember what it was. Can you go inside of me and repair my memory bank please?

Green: Uh… Sure… We can do that, right guys?

Deku Tree: Good. Go in through my mouth and-

Red: What?! There’s no way I’m getting in there!

Blue: Yeah, your breath stinks like hell.

Deku Tree: Well, you can always go around and go in through my-

All Links: OPEN WIDE!

Deku Tree: But it’s a shortcut.

All Links: We don’t care!

Deku Tree: Ugh. I can never have fun around here.

Purple: I feel your pain.

Navi: Huh? … you are so weird sometimes.


----inside the Deku Tree----



Deku Baba1: so Why did the Deku Scrub cross the road?

Deku baba 2: Why?

Deku Baba 1: *holds back a laugh* to get to the other side!

Both: *Stand upright and laugh* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Red: *Slashes both Deku Babas* Wow, I didn’t know the Deku Tree could eat other plants… isn’t that kind of cannibalism?

Navi: Maybe he's in a diet...?

Red: *Looks around* So now what?

Blue: *Steps on a giant spider web on the ground covering a hole* What the- *Looks through the web* AHHHHHHHHH! *Runs behind Green*

Green: What’s wrong?

Blue: *Points to the spider web* It’s a long way down

Green: *Looks through the web* Wow, you’re right. Look, we can use those vines on the wall there to make our way down.

Red: If we can get through this web first and it looks pretty damn resistant *Jumps on the web* Yup. *Lies down on the web* and it’s comfortable too.

Blue: Be careful Red.

Red: Shut up you big wussy.

Green: Red, why do you have to be so mean to him?

Red: Why do you care?

Green: He’s right you know. Get off of there, that thing could-

Red: Look Peter Pan, stop telling me what to do! You’re not the leader here.

Green: Neither are you!

Red: I could be a waaaay better leader than you!

Green: Oh yeah? *Jumps on Red while he’s lying down*

Red: What the hell?

-Red pushes Green away and they fight-

Navi: guys, I think I know what you have to do to get through this web.

-Red and Green stop fighting to listen to Navi-

Navi: There’s vines everywhere. I bet if you climb all the way up and drop down from the top, the web will rip apart.

Blue: WHAT?!

Purple: Or maybe we can jusy cut it with our swords.

Navi: …

Blue: I’m with Purple.

Red: Same.

Green: I don’t know guys, maybe we should climb up to investigate.

Red: Oh come on Green! We’re already here, why climb up?

Green: But guys-

Red: you go up and investigate all you want. The rest of us are going down.

Green: *Sigh* Ok fine, let’s cut through this thing and go down

not quite as hilarious as the last ones, but still good. keep it up!

sometimes they do have to be kinda serious you know even though the deku tree part was really funny...