[Com] FS Link in OoT!

Don't stop! Keep it comin!

I, as HeroOfDragons, endorse this fanfic and encourage it's continuing with all possible speed!...I also encourage Chuck Norris to make an appearance. Just sayin.

Originally Posted by HeroOfDragons

Don't stop! Keep it comin!

I, as HeroOfDragons, endorse this fanfic and encourage it's continuing with all possible speed!...I also encourage Chuck Norris to make an appearance. Just sayin.

I Second That Notion

Originally Posted by Argorok 048

I Second That Notion

I third it!...wait...can I do that?

Originally Posted by HeroOfDragons

I third it!...wait...can I do that?

Crap, I forgot to do that. I fourth it!!! It would be really cool if like FS Link couldn't beat a boss and Chuck Norris came to help.

Originally Posted by TP or Oot

Crap, I forgot to do that. I fourth it!!! It would be really cool if like FS Link couldn't beat a boss and Chuck Norris came to help.

Is there a third or fourth?

Oh, and I second the Chuck Norris idea. Or Norris is the boss!...wait, then Link would never win...

Very nice parody. I really am enjoying it!! keep it up!!

Sorry we took so long to post this chapter. We were organizing something for this chapter but we failed epicly and that's what caused the delay >.> Anyways, enjoy! (and yes, this is chapter 7 x])

Chapter 7: Shield quest.

-Red, Green, and Purple walk back to the entrance, empty handed-

Blue: Let me guess... you couldn't find him?

Green: Well I didn;t find him nor any swords, but I got an unloaded gun

Purple: I failed horribly...

Navi: But you found me!

Purple: Exactly...

Navi: Hey!

Red: *Walks in covered in purple goo with twigs sticking out of his hair*

Green: What happened!?

Red: I- I- I don't know...

Navi: *Sigh* Well since you couldn’t find him, I guess we're going to have to walk all the way to the other side of The Kokiri Forest and buy the swords from the armory shop.

Green: ...

Purple: ...

Red: ... WHAT?! SO YOU KNEW WHERE WE COULD BUY SWORDS ALL ALONG?!

Blue: Why didn't you tell us?

Navi: Why didn't you ask?

Blue: Look what happened to me because of you!

Green: Let's just go. The sooner we get there, the sooner we can get this over with.

Purple: Agreed.

Blue: Ok sure *tear drops*

Green: Are you crying Blue?

Red: Haha, wimp.

Blue: It's my stupid tail wound... GOD! sitting on this bush feels like its making it worse! *Jumps up to reveal 3 swords sticking into his butt*

Purple: You mean this whole time, you where sitting on the swords we where looking for?

Green: But wait... that doesn't explain why we can't find the... *sees the dead body of the sword salesman with a large Lizalfos bite taken out of his gut*

Red: Ouch... *Grabs a sword *Well, lets go to the Deku tree!*

Navi: Alright, I guess that saves us some walking…

Purple: Yes please, let’s get this over with

Navi: So which way is the way out?

Blue: That’s easy…

Green: Same way we came in.

Navi: Which is…?

All Links: That way! *each one points to a different tunnel*

Navi: …

Purple: -_- Why doesn’t this surprise me?

Green: *Facepalm* Let’s just pick a tunnel, any tunnel.

Red: Not like we had any other option…

--- 15 minutes later---

Green: I think we’re just going around in circles.

Purple: Looks like it.

Navi: I’m so tired…

Red: says the talking oversized fly that doesn’t have to WALK!

Green: Yeah… we’ve been walking in circles for hours!

Blue: Actually, it has just been 15 minutes.

Purple: How do you know?

Blue: It says so in the script. Duh?

Red: *Checks the time in his cellphone* He’s right… wait a minute…

Green: What now Red?

Red: Let’s go through the tunnel on the right.

Green: How do you know?

Red:… Google maps x]

Green: ?! So you had us walking around for hou-

Blue: Ahem.

Green: -15 minutes when you could’ve just Google our way out?!

Red: I forgot I had internet connection in this thing ok?

Navi: Just get us out of here.

Red: Alright.

---5 minutes later in the kokiri forest---

Red: Finally, we’re out of the Lost woods. Heh heh, a beautiful day at the kokiri forest brought to you by the power of Google x] Let's go to the Deku Tree.

Green: … Wait, we forgot about the shields.

Red: Ah crap…

Navi: Great, guess we won’t be saving much walking after all. Let’s go to the Armory shop…

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Shop owner:* Sticking his head out from under the table * How may * Disappears under the table, then his head pops back up * help you? * Goes down and comes back up*

Blue: * Whispering to Purple * Why is he doing that?

Purple: My guess is that he’s too short to reach the counter so he has to keep jumping up and down so that at least his head will stick out…

Red: * Hears Purple and cracks an evil smile * We need four shields.

Shop owner: Sure. *Goes down and comes back up * I have *Goes down and back up * Deku shields *Goes down and back up * seventy rupees each.

Red: What a rip off! Seventy rupees for a piece of wood? I think we’ll just take them for free.

Green: Red, what are you doing?

Red: Don’t worry, he’s a midget, we can take him.

Shop owner: Huh? * Comes out to the front of the counter * Got a problem little fella?

Red: O_o

Green: He… He… He’s huge!

Navi: He’s gotta be at least 8 feet taller than Red...

Purple: Wait, if you’re so big, why were you struggling to reach the counter? What were you doing back there?

Shop owner: What I do behind my counter is none of your damn business.

Blue: * Sees a Kokiri girl sneak away from behind the counter and go out the back door* … Ew?

Green: What’s wrong Blue?

Shop owner: * Stares at Blue*

Blue: Nothing O_o

Red: S-s-so s-s-seventy rupees e-each?

Shop owner: Eighty now.

Navi: * Facepalm*

Blue: What the hell? Does Navi even have a face?

Purple: Or a palm?

Green: We don’t have that many rupees…

Shop owner: Then go get some.

-All links come out of the shop-

Navi: Nice going Red.

Green: Yeah, you screwed up.

Purple: Again.

Red: Shut up! We’re just twenty rupees short. How hard can it be to find twenty rupees?

Green: * Sigh * Let’s split up again…
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Green: Hey Saria, want me to mown the lawn for you for twenty rupees?

Saria: Sorry, already got Pedro for that.

Pedro: xP

Trickster: That was so racist, who wrote that?!

Prince Deity: You did.

Trickster: Oh….
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Blue: Hey, can you spare a rupee?

Random Kokiri girl: Sure, if you do a little something for me first *Wink wink *

Blue: Alright! =D
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Red: * Beating some random Kokiri* Give it up!

Random Kokiri: I’m telling you, I don’t have a wallet! I don’t even have sockets!

Red: I need rupees! Don’t make me use my sword on you!

Random Kokiri: Look, I’ll give you my house keys if you stop please! You can go in, break all my jars and keep all the rupees you find!

Red: Deal!
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Purple: Why am I always stuck with you?

Navi: Shut up and look for rupees.

Purple: Maybe I should get some secret rupees out of my secret agent secret bank account.

Navi: Huh?

Purple: Nothing… Look, here comes Red!

Navi: Red, any luck yet?

Red: I think so. Call the others and tell them to meet us here.

Navi: Ok… * Flies away*

--- 10 mins later in Random Kokiri’s house---

Blue: I can’t believe she made me clean her toilet… Kokiri food stinks when it’s fresh, just imagine it when it’s not so fresh anymore!

Green: Red, are you sure this house was deserted when you got here?

Red: Yeah…

Green: Alright guys, break the jars, look under the tables, search everywhere!

Red: * Opens a door* Hey guys check it out!

-All Links go into the door which led to a looooong empty halway-

Blue: Look over there! At the other side of this loooong, totally not suspicious at all, empty halway! There’s a Red rupee right on that lonely, totally not suspicious at all, pedestal.

Navi: Doesn’t it look like a trap to anyone?

Green: Yeah, maybe we should-

Red: Get it! * runs towards the rupee*

Green: Red! Get back here!

Red: You guys worry too much. *Grabs the rupee * See? Nothing happe-

-Door slams shut and a giant boulder drops behind Red-

Red: Crap, how did I not see that coming? … RUN!!!

Green: * Tries to open the door* It’s locked!

Navi: What do we do now?!

Blue: I have an idea…. We’re trapped! Oh no!

Purple: Huh?

Blue: Just repeat after me. * Ahem* Oh no!

Purple: Oh no!

Green: Oh no!

Red: Oh no!

Kool-aid man: Oh yeah! * Breaks in through the wall*

Blue: Run!

-All Links (and Navi) run out through the hole on the wall-

Kool-aid man: What the- *Gets splattered by the giant boulder *

Blue: Thank you Family Guy!

Purple: That was a close one…

Red: Well, we have the rupees now. Let’s go buy the shields.

Green: Yeah, let’s go.

WHAT.....THE.....CRAP?!?!?!?!?
I did not see that coming with the Kool Aid man at the end. Lolz tho.

Epicly funny, as usual. Very nice.

The only thing that could make that chapter Funnier is...NOTHING Great work as Usual Oh And... "HEY KOOL AID!" "OH YEAH!"

Red: Let’s go through the tunnel on the right.

Green: How do you know?

Red:… Google maps x]

LMAO

Keep on going

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-New chapter coming soon-

O
MY
GOD!
this is simply amazing. keep it up, I support the chuck norris thing, kill more of disney channel PLZ!!!

also, do you still want people using your banner? If so, how do I put it in my sig? I don't know.

Originally Posted by electricut

also, do you still want people using your banner? If so, how do I put it in my sig? I don't know.

Copy the php code I posted and paste it in your signature.

it didn't work. it just put a link in it.

Oh I see... There's an extra "/]" In the code... why didn't anyone tell me? Everyone's been using it without a problem... anyways, you should be able to use put it now. Copy it or just delete the "/]" at the end of the link.

sigh... it's just not working.

waiiiit... GOT IT! I will wear it proudly! now, continue with the story!

Originally Posted by Trickster

Blue: Look over there! At the other side of this loooong, totally not suspicious at all, empty halway! There’s a Red rupee right on that lonely, totally not suspicious at all, pedestal.

Navi: Doesn’t it look like a trap to anyone?

Green: Yeah, maybe we should-

Red: Get it! * runs towards the rupee*

Green: Red! Get back here!

Red: You guys worry too much. *Grabs the rupee * See? Nothing happe-

-Door slams shut and a giant boulder drops behind Red-

Red: Crap, how did I not see that coming? … RUN!!!

Green: * Tries to open the door* It’s locked!

Navi: What do we do now?!

Blue: I have an idea…. We’re trapped! Oh no!

Purple: Huh?

Blue: Just repeat after me. * Ahem* Oh no!

Purple: Oh no!

Green: Oh no!

Red: Oh no!

Kool-aid man: Oh yeah! * Breaks in through the wall*

Blue: Run!

-All Links (and Navi) run out through the hole on the wall-

Kool-aid man: What the- *Gets splattered by the giant boulder *

Blue: Thank you Family Guy!

Purple: That was a close one…

Red: Well, we have the rupees now. Let’s go buy the shields.

Green: Yeah, let’s go.

A great combination of Indiana Jones and The Kool-aid Man joke from Family Guy. Oh, one question: was the boulder and the sealed door from Indiana Jones?

Anyways, keep it up!