[Com] FS Link in OoT!

Originally Posted by Argorok 048

Dudes That Was AwEsOmE Guys keep up the good Work! (Master chief could have used a few more lines though )

Glad you liked it Unfortunatly, Maste Chief won't be appearing a lot in our parody. He will have more lines in either chapter 4 or 5 but not sure if he will reappear after that.

Wen wil a nu chapter cum in? Iz it really taking this long? Not to rush yur creativ process or nuthin, but Im not very patient...

Originally Posted by TRICKSTER

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Flood 1: So why did you stop shooting?

Flood 2: I'm out of ammo.

Flood 1: Oh...

Trickster: I'll take care of it. *Sends in Master Chief to kill the Flood*

The Flood: Uh oh... *Run away.*

Master Chief: *Manages to kill three Flood.* This doesn't look anything like Halo...

Cortana: Who cares? Go after those things!

Master Chief: Alright I'm going. *Runs after the remaining Flood*

I like this part, although one question: what gave you guys the idea of this comedy?

Anyways, it's hilarious! I hope I can read the next chapter!

P.S.: I think you should have a chapter with another famous celeb in it.

Originally Posted by Dilnos521

I like this part, although one question: what gave you guys the idea of this comedy?

Anyways, it's hilarious! I hope I can read the next chapter!

P.S.: I think you should have a chapter with another famous celeb in it.

i say chuck norris. just a thought!

Originally Posted by Argorok 048

i say chuck norris. just a thought!

I agree with Argorok 048 on Chuck Norris.

In fact, have a chapter with Chuck Norris and another celeb fighting it out every time one of the Links ask a question not directed to one of them.

^^^

I, az HeroOfDragons, approov the use uv Chuk Norris in this fanfic!...not that I hav any authority, Im just sayin.

lol that's a good idea actually. Maybe we'll use it in another chapter.

Wen wil a nu chapter cum in? Iz it really taking this long? Not to rush yur creativ process or nuthin, but Im not very patient...

Lol. A bit of an unexpected thing happened (As in the chapter I was working on by myself turned out to have some similarities with the chapter Prince Deity was working on by himself...) so we're editing a chapter. You'll have to be patient. I say we'll be ready to post the next one in like 0ne or two days.

Originally Posted by TRICKSTER

Lol. A bit of an unexpected thing happened (As in the chapter I was working on by myself turned out to have some similarities with the chapter Prince Deity was working on by himself...) so we're editing a chapter. You'll have to be patient. I say we'll be ready to post the next one in like 0ne or two days.

Wait... I thought we agreed to keep the chapter the way it is...

lol Yes we agreed to keep that chapter but we'll have to finish the other one in a different way so that it won't seem... repetitive.

Just be patient guys. We're almost done.

Originally Posted by TRICKSTER

ah ok, but I mean the whole parody in general though.


He's doing the whole Purple chapter 'cause I'm not good with his emo character you guys will see what we mean with "Purple chapter" on the next chapter.

"emo" means gothic. not gothic and suiscidel.

--- And so, after the Links split up, Purple ventured into a dark tunnel to find the sword sale-

Purple: SERIOUSLY! Shut the hell up!

--- Ass hole

Purple: *Throws a rock at the narrator*

---OW! *falls out of his booth*

Purple: Okay now... *Walks up to a tree* Open!

A flap opens on the tree revealing a key pad

Purple: *types in a code*

Computer Tree: Welcome: PURPLE

Purple: Computer, access weapon storage.

Computer: scanning.... FOUND: 8 Pistols, 3 shotguns, 4 Ak-47s and 30 grenades.

Purple: Awesome! that's way better than swords! Computer, give me 4 pistols, 2 shotguns, and 2 ak-47s.

Computer: Retrieving weapons.... please open compartment.

Purple: *opens weapon compartment and takes out the guns* Sweet...

Solid Snake: *Jumps down from a tree* I need those! *takes guns and runs away*

Purple: WHAT THE HELL!? Computer, I need more guns!

Computer: Sorry, PURPLE, you are maxed out on retreavals for the month.

Purple: Damn... shouldn't have ordered all those play elf issues last week...

Computer: Goodbye!

Purple: Stupid computer! *kicks the tree* OW! *falls down* My life sucks.... *picks up a rope* Time to end it... *Ties rope around neck, then clmbs up the tree* Farewell world... *Ties rope to branch and gets ready to jump*

Navi: HEY! *flies towards Purple, but hits the branch on accident and breaks it, causing Purple to fall*

Purople: AGHH!!! *hits the ground* I can't even kill my self...

Navi: Why the hell did you guys ditch me!? And where are the others?

Purple: Don't know don't care... I just need to find some swords...

Navi: OH! I know where to go! Follow me! *flies into Purple's head*

Purple: How the hell am I supposed to follow you in there!?

Navi: I don't know, but there are a lot of weapons in here.

Purple: That's my imagination.

Navi: Wait... how can I SEE your imagination?

Purple: I don't know, ask Sponge Bob.

Navi: Who?

Purple: Huh?

Navi: What?

Purple: Shut up and get out of my head!

Navi: Make me!

Purple: *Imagines Navi getting torn to pieces*

Navi: AGH!!! *flies out of Purple's head*

Purple: Now what?

Navi: I don't know...





Purple: ...

Navi: ...

Purple: What the hell?

Prince Deity: What? I'm out of ideas, okay!

Navi: Idiot

Prince Deity: Go ahead, insult me again.

Navi: **** face!

Prince Deity: *takes out a pencil*

Navi: What are you doing?

Prince Deity: *erases navi*

Purple: THANK YOU!

Prince Deity: No proble- What the hell?

Pencil: *gets possessed by Navi* HAHA! *draws a sword*

Purple: Awesome! *tries to grab it, but it's paper thin*

Pencil: Damn... *draws Navi*

Navi Drawing: *gets possessed by Navi, then turns real*

Pencil: *explodes*

Purple: You really are out of ideas

Prince Deity: Shut up! *leaves*

Purple: Well I don't see any swords

Navi: Yeah, and the people of ZU have been nagging for a new chapter, so let's wrap it up'

Purple: Wait, what?

Sponge Bob: WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *bursts into flames*

Purple: Your just trying to make this script bigger with random things, aren't you?

Prince Deity: I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I'M IN THE SHOWER!

Purple: Wait... then how are you typing?

Prince Deity: SHUT UP! *splashes Purple*

Purple: Ass hole








Sorry it's so short, but I've been busy lately, and you guys have been nagging us for a new chapter, so here it is.

I love it. It's hilarious. Keep it up

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Copy the php code and paste it in your signature.

MWAHAHA! We are spreading...

Originally Posted by Prince Deity

MWAHAHA! We are spreading...

I will continue 2 Spread My liege...
Cant Wait 4 Next 1!

My idea of having one chapter for each Link has turned out to be painful... for me >.> PD seems to enjoy it. Sorry for keeping you waiting for this. Enjoy chapter 5 (though it's a little short, but we'll make up for it)
Chapter 5: Déjà vu


Green: Where the devil could that salesman be? This place is starting to freak me out

--- Green ventured deeper into he Lost Woods. Listening to the creppy sounds of the woods only made it harder for our hero to keep going and-

Green: Would you be quiet please? I don’t feel like having someone narrate every breath I take.

--- He inhaled and exhaled, then inhaled again and… Hey that’s not what I’m doing ok? I’m a professional narrator. I don’t care about such little details.

Green: Whatever. Just stop it.

--- I can’t. I don’t want to get fired. I have a wife and twenty children to feed.

Green: Twenty?!

--- Yeah… I … I have lived for a very long time.

Green: How old are you?

--- Uh… Um… Seventeen…

Green: WHAT?!

--- Look I don’t tell you how to live your live ok?

Green: Whatever. Would you just stop please?

--- Sorry but this is my job. I have to keep at it or else I’ll get-

Green: Fired. I know. *Sigh.* Just try not to be so annoying please.

--- I’ll try but no promises.

Green: Alright, thank you. *Walks away* Now-

Lizalfo: Hold up there!

Green: Huh? *Turns around*

Lizalfo: I don’t see many of your kind around a lot.

Green: Huh? This place is attached to the Kokiri forest, home of the Kokiri, how can you not see a lot of us around? Every single Kokiri likes to explore the Lost Woods every once in a while.

Lizalfo: That’s odd. You’re just the second “Kokiri” I see around here.

Green: Wow, you really need to get out more and… Wait a minute, why aren’t you attacking me or trying to eat me?

Lizalfo: Are you kidding me? I’m not going to fall for that one! I tried to take a bite at one of your kind like five minutes ago and three of my teeth fell off!

Green: Really? Where is that Kokiri?

Lizalfo: Right there. *Points to a figure in the ground*

Green: *Gets close to the figure in the ground* … Master Chief? Oh I see… The Lizalfo doesn’t want to attack me because he thinks I have a green armor just like Master Chief…

Lizalfo: What was that?

Green: Nothing.

Master Chief: Stupid game developers… What were they thinking when they made a backstroke a one hit kill?

Green: What are you talking about?

Cortana: A Flood melee’d him on the back and now he’s dying.

Master Chief: *Cough* Now it’s up to you and the other freaks to kill off the flood… *Cough* Here, take this with you. *Hands over Magnum (Halo 1 Magnum not Halo 2 magnum. Halo 2’s magnum just sucks)*

Green: Oh cool. *Takes magnum.*

Master Chief: One more thing…

Green: What?

Master Chief: I don’t keep it loaded so you’ll have to find ammo as you go along.

Green: Oh… What’s the point of carrying an unloaded gun?

Master Chief: I don’t know… I haven’t found ammo since Captain Keys gave it to me… Now go. Avenge me, Spartan 1-1-7, the last Spartan…

Lizalfo: “Spartan”? I thought you said he was a Kokiri…

Green: He is… He’s just deliberating… He’s a Kokiri.

Master Chief: What? I’m a-

Green: Kokiri! That’s what you are.

Master Chief: Are you calling me a ko-

Green: Oh look! Ammo! *Loads up the magnum and shoots Master Chief*

Master Chief: Ow! Son of a- *Dies*

Green: *Sighs and turns to the Lizalfo* I would shoot you, but I only had one bullet… Why did you stop me anyways?

Lizalfo: Uh… Um… This is awkward… Can I borrow 5 rupees? I’m giving up on fighting for my food… I’m getting some Jack In The Box.


Green: Sure… *Gives him 5 rupees*

Lizalfo: Thanks. I’ll repay you for this some how. *Leaves*

Green: … Damn I should’ve asked for his sword in return.

Prince Deity: Wait wait wait... guns, characters from other games, this seems kind of familiar... are you copying me?

Trickster: Me copying you? Of course not! I was the one that came up with the idea of using Master Chief and guns back in chapter 3!

Prince Deity: You know to much... *pulls out a revolver*

Trickster: *Takes out a rocket luncher* Don't make me do this D:<

Prince Deity: *pulls out a giant, gold pencil and erases your rocket launcher* This is the ancient magic pencil used on my original parody... don't make me use it on you...

Trickster: Alright fine, if you can make this chapter better go ahead and try >.<

Green: Huh? Does that mean I have to start all over again???

Prince Deity: Indeed! *draws a line on the paper*



Green: *Walks through a tunnel* WHAT THE HELL IS TAHT!?

Bill Cosby: *pops out a bush* A heh ba doh da heh heh heh!

Green: What the heck? Who are you?

Bill Cosby: I'm Bill Cosby, with the Bill and the Cosby and the bha pa dah heh heh!



Green: *Scribbles on the script* What the hell man! you can't just start over!

Prince Deity: Sure I can

Green: Not without this! *Takes and breaks the Golden pencil*

Prince Deity:

Green: Uhhh.....

Prince Deity: Bad idea...

Green: Uhhh... *Runs*

WoW Ur Best One Yet!
And More Master Chief!
And Bill Cosby!
Best Comic Ever!
Keep it Up Guys ur Teh Best!

L....O.....L keep it comin