The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker: Pokémon edition (Crossover/parody)

I didn't have enough time to read the whole thing, but it was funny while it lasted!

Part 11: Windfall Island: Zelda Snap
Background music of the Chapter : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC_K4...eature=related
Narrator: Well, that was a rather long wait. Link’s still crawling through a boring maze full of rats. This isn’t at all interesting is it. Later that night
Link: Wait, time doesn’t pass on Windfall.
Narrator: Play’s Sun’s song.
Tott: That song rocks. Tott likes. Dance mix.
Narrator: Link was implied to have tried to get make several attempts at beating the rats at their own game.
Ratata: What done you mean our own game? Human’s make this kind of thing to make rats suffer. In a fact all humans are bastards. Let there be a rebellion among every Pokémon of Windfall. Gather here and we’ll take this place as Pokémon Island.
Link: I’m sure that will not affect the plot at all. Anyway I finally got this damn camera.
Text box: You got the pictobox. Is there really a point of calling this the medieval ages.
Link: A pictobox? Why can' they just call it a camera.
Kaze: Quit complaining, I’m sure that this camera will lead to awesome but thankless side quest.
Link: So umm…. Where do we start.
(Togekiss flies in the window)
Quill: Extra, Extra, whiny cameraman b***ches about lost pictobox. . Blames police for not confiscating achronistic technology from a psychopathic homosexual. Oh it’s nosy guy.. girl.. person. Forget about it. I was trying to tell Tingle to give the camera back.
Link: He’s escaped. You know, you really should have a better security system than a small switch hidden behind some vases.
Quill: What? You let that prick out.
Kaze: I’m pretty sure that would be censored in England.
Link: Earnest go!
Earnest: I have a feeling I’m about to become a scape umm… has there been a goat Pokémon yet?
Link: He did it. End of story.
Quill: You can’t blame it entirely on your Pokémon, or so this revolutionary pamphlet states. Surely you were the one who let him out near a switch.
Earnest: Nope, I actually like anarchy. I cleverly released one of the world’s most dangerous criminals and used a complex plan to create a revolution. The new world where be a utopia where women…
Narrator: Does anyone really care? Link finding herself with a camera and without enough money to buy a sail agreed to work for a local cameraman.
Lenzo; I’m so sad that I lost my dear camera. I remember the night my wife died. I took a picture of her in a field with fireflies.
Link: Stop it with the sentimental stuff. I have a completely unrelated pictobox which can take pictures for the newspaper which Windfall apparently has.
Lenzo: All right sir, here’s the scoop. I want you to take a picture of a man mailing a letter to his crush.
Link: How does this qualify as news?
Lenzo: Hey listen, nothing ever happens here. The only point of the newspaper is to report on pointless gossip around the community. All the women here lap it up.
Link: You mean you’re not the slightest bit worried about rats, forming an army of superpowered animals against humanity.
Lenzo: Nope.
Link: Whatever, if you want gossip I’ll get gossip.
Narrator: Link put on a black tunic and pretended to be a ninja.
Link: I’m not doing that because its pointless. It has inexplicably returned to daytime and thus black will only make me stick out.
Narrator: Anyway, she spies on a man who is sending a letter to his beloved.
Garrickson: Tingle. I really love you… Please come back.
Link: (Takes picture) I could not be anymore disturbed by that.
(At Lenzo’s) Link: Thanks for scarring me forever. Whose privacy do you want me to invade next?
Lenzo: Actually, I want you to break dishes at the local cafe. That will give the town the illusion that there’s any crime worth reading about. So go on you little vandal.
Link: Great: I hope whatever he’s paying is worth the fine for breaking one dish.
(Enters a café filled with random people drinking.)
(Hops on table) (Is met with indifference) Link: So people here are obviously too drunk to respond to a full grown boy jumping on their tales. (Kicks over dish)
Gossack: Hey…. You… we don’t take to kindly to you busing in here and… knocking down our drinks. A camera… let me take a picture of ya… you dirty vandal.
(Link hands him a camera). Gossack: There’s an evil mug. All right you and your camera get… out.. of here….
Link: They can pretend it’s coffee all they want, that man was obviously drunk.
(travels to Lenzo’s stall) Link: Crime manufactured.
Lenzo: Gossack, huh, he’s a retarded man from Outset. Poor man is hopelessly inbred.
Link: About that… um do you know that I’m a cosplayer. I’m not wearing this outfit to fulfill my native island’s traditions.
Lenzo: Good work, Windfallian. I want you to depict an image of two lovers staring at each other blankly. That will please the Twilight fans.
Link: Sure, sappy romance, every shipper’s dream come true. (Sun sets) It’s suddenly nightime again.
(Exits shop)
Linda: Must meet sparkly vampire boyfriend. Must devote life to husband.
(Pops out of ball) Earnest: You go girl. Give up any future ambitions, he’s a hot guy.
Link: It suddenly dawned on me how misogynist that is. Stupid Mormon author. (stalks Linda)
(Linda and Anton Meet in a meadow which appeared out of nowhere. )
Anton: Hello my sweet smelling love.
Linda: Hello my sparkly knight in shining armor.
Link: Must wait till they stare. Must resist vomiting.
Kaze: (Flies between Link and the couple) So this is why everyone mocks these books, I thought it was because it had Swiss Cheese for a plot.
Link: Damn I missed the shot.
(Waits for them to meet again).
Linda: Remember that time when I got depressed for six months because you broke up with me.
Anton: Yes, and when I tried to impulsively kill myself, without checking whether you were dead or not. But we got our sparkly happily ever after.
Earnest: I just can’t resist torturing you. You’ll have to listen to this drivel one more time if you want that money.
(Waits for them to come around again.)
Link: I can’t listen to another second of their sappy dialogue. I’m putting on headphones and taking the damn photo.
(Puts on headphones)(Takes picture) (Removes headphones)
Anton: So that’s the complete Zelda timeline.
Lenzo: So you’re back did you get the romantic passionate vampire shot.
Link: Yes, but think I’ve had enough romance for a while. Maybe I don’t know… three dungeons without any romance. Anyway, I’ll have my money now.
Lenzo: Great. Here’s eighty rupees. If only my wife could see this newspaper. I’m going to sing a song about how much I’ll miss her.
Link: (leaves) No more romance for a while. Now off to buy that sail.

Originally Posted by Raichu

Part 11: Windfall Island: Zelda Snap
Background music of the Chapter : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC_K4...eature=related
Narrator: Well, that was a rather long wait. Link’s still crawling through a boring maze full of rats. This isn’t at all interesting is it. Later that night
Link: Wait, time doesn’t pass on Windfall.
Narrator: Play’s Sun’s song.
Tott: That song rocks. Tott likes. Dance mix.
Narrator: Link was implied to have tried to get make several attempts at beating the rats at their own game.
Ratata: What done you mean our own game? Human’s make this kind of things to make rats suffer. In a fact all humans are bastards. Let there be a rebellion among every Pokémon of Windfall. Gather here and we’ll take this place as Pokémon Island.
Link: I’m sure that will not affect the plot at all. Anyway I finally got this damn camera.
Text box: You got the pictobox. Is there really a point of calling this the medieval ages.
Link: Kaze: Quit complaining, I’m sure that this camera will lead to awesome but thankless side quest.
Link: So umm…. Where do we start.
(Togekiss flies in the window)
Quill: Extra, Extra, whiny cameraman b***ches about lost pictobox. . Blames police for not confiscating achronistic technology from a psychopathic homosexual. Oh it’s nosy guy.. girl.. person. Forget about it. I was trying to tell Tingle to give the camera back.
Link: He’s escaped. You know, you really should have a better security system than a small switch hidden behind some vases.
Quill: What? You let him out. Are you a prick?
Kaze: I’m pretty sure that would be censored in England.
Link: Earnest go!
Earnest: I have a feeling I’m about to become a scape umm… has there been a goat Pokémon yet?
Link: He did it. End of story.
Quill: You can’t blame it entirely on your Pokémon, or so this revolutionary pamphlet states. Surely you were the one who let him out near a switch.
Earnest: Nope, I actually like anarchy. I cleverly released one of the world’s most dangerous criminals and used a complex plan to create a revolution. The new world where be a utopia where women…
Narrator: Does anyone really care? Link finding herself with a camera and without enough money to buy a sail agreed to work for a local cameraman.
Lenzo; I’m so sad that I lost my dear camera. I remember the night my wife died. I took a picture of her in a field with fireflies.
Link: Stop it with the sentimental stuff. I have a completely unrelated pictobox which can take pictures for the newspaper which Windfall apparently has.
Lenzo: All right sir, here’s the scoop. I want you to take a picture of a man mailing a letter to his crush.
Link: How does this qualify as news?
Lenzo: Hey listen, nothing ever happens here. The only point of the newspaper is to report on pointless gossip around the community. All the women here lap it up.
Link: You mean you’re not the slightest bit worried about rats, forming an army of superpowered animals against humanity.
Lenzo: Nope.
Link: Whatever, if you want gossip I’ll get gossip.
Narrator: Link put on a black tunic and pretended to be a ninja.
Link: I’m not doing that because its pointless. It has inexplicably returned to daytime and thus black will only make me stick out.
Narrator: Anyway, she spies on a man who is sending a letter to his beloved.
Garrickson: Tingle. I really love you… Please come back.
Link: (Takes picture) I could not be anymore disturbed by that.
(At Lenzo’s) Link: Thanks for scarring me forever. Whose privacy do you want me to invade next?
Lenzo: Actually, I want you to break dishes at the local cafe. That will give the town the illusion that there’s any crime worth reading about. So go on you little vandal.
Link: Great: I hope whatever he’s paying is worth the fine for breaking one dish.
(Enters a café filled with random people drinking.)
(Hops on table) (Is met with indifference) Link: So people here are obviously too drunk to respond to a full grown boy jumping on their tales. (Kicks over dish)
Gossack: Hey…. You… we don’t take to kindly to you busing in here and… knocking down our drinks. A camera… let me take a picture of ya… you dirty vandal.
(Link hands him a camera). Gossack: There’s an evil mug. All right you and your camera get… out.. of here….
Link: They can pretend it’s coffee all they want, that man was obviously drunk.
(travels to Lenzo’s stall) Link: Crime manufactured.
Lenzo: Gossack, huh, he’s a retarded man from Outset. Poor man is hopelessly inbred.
Link: About that… um do you know that I’m a cosplayer. I’m not wearing this outfit to fulfill my native island’s traditions.
Lenzo: Good work, Windfallian. I want you to depict an image of two lovers staring at each other blankly. That will please the Twilight fans.
Link: Sure, sappy romance, every shipper’s dream come true. (Sun sets) It’s suddenly nightime again.
(Exits shop)
Linda: Must meet sparkly vampire boyfriend. Must devote life to husband.
(Pops out of ball) Earnest: You go girl. Give up any future ambitions, he’s a hot guy.
Link: It suddenly dawned on me how misogynist that is. Stupid Mormon author. (stalks Linda)
(Linda and Anton Meet in a meadow which appeared out of nowhere. )
Anton: Hello my sweet smelling love.
Linda: Hello my sparkly knight in shining armor.
Link: Must wait till they stare. Must resist vomiting.
Kaze: (Flies between Link and the couple) So this is why everyone mocks these books, I thought it was because it had Swiss Cheese for a plot.
Link: Damn I missed the shot.
(Waits for them to meet again).
Linda: Remember that time when I got depressed for six months because you broke up with me.
Anton: Yes, and when I tried to impulsively kill myself, without checking whether you were dead or not. But we got our sparkly happily ever after.
Earnest: I just can’t resist torturing you. You’ll have to listen to this drivel one more time if you want that money.
(Waits for them to come around again.)
Link: I can’t listen to another second of their sappy dialogue. I’m putting on headphones and taking the damn photo.
(Puts on headphones)(Takes picture) (Removes headphones)
Anton: So that’s the complete Zelda timeline.
Lenzo: So you’re back did you get the romantic passionate vampire shot.
Link: Yes, but think I’ve had enough romance for a while. Maybe I don’t know… three dungeons without any romance. Anyway, I’ll have my money now.
Lenzo: Great. Here’s eighty rupees. If only my wife could see this newspaper. I’m going to sing a song about how much I’ll miss her.
Link: (leaves) No more romance for a while. Now off to buy that sail.

All of it was funny! Especaily the last part!
I'll give more views on it later. When I have time.

That's some funny stuff. That idiot ruined our shot at the timeline though...

I thought raichugirl wrote this!!!!

Originally Posted by mikae

I thought raichugirl wrote this!!!!

She did and still is. She changed her screen name and avatar. Don't have a fit, it's still her only new and improved, complete with new car smell.(Don't ask how I know that)

Originally Posted by HeroOfDragons

She did and still is. She changed her screen name and avatar. Don't have a fit, it's still her only new and improved, complete with new car smell.(Don't ask how I know that)

odd I won.t

p.s how do you do that?

p.p.s how do you get a picture?

Originally Posted by mikae

odd I won.t

p.s how do you do that?

p.p.s how do you get a picture?

1. How do I do what? Change screen names?

2. How do I do what? Do you mean an avatar?

Originally Posted by HeroOfDragons

1. How do I do what? Change screen names?

2. How do I do what? Do you mean an avatar?

yes and yes

Originally Posted by mikae

yes and yes

Check your user cp on your page. You should be able to add an avatar under 'Edit Avatar' and change your user name under 'Edit details'.

how do you get banners?

wait, get a banner made for you or post a banner you have?

if it's the latter, you can go to the little teeny "User CP" link under the address window (which is under the big ZU shield...or would be if there wasn't some wonky Thomas the Steam Engine there for April Fools). From there select edit signature and then go down to upload signature picture and hit "browse". Select your banner from the appropriate file on your computer, hit "open" and then "upload". At the very bottom of the page hit "preview signature" to see what it looks like or "save signature" to make it stick.

to get a banner made for you I will refer you to the amazing staff of banner-makers here on ZU.

Originally Posted by Hikaru Rito

Sorry about that. The thing is that Tetra is a competetive Pokemon battler. After some research I realised that Altaria is a UU Pokemon, one that I didn't think she'd bother training. So I changed it into a Staravia which can evolve into a Staraptor an OU Pokemon. I'll fix it.

what does ou and uu mean?

you know. mr. okamis din clan banner.

Originally Posted by mikae

what does ou and uu mean?

OU mean Over Used (Pokemon everyone uses) ans UU means Under Used (Pokemon not everyone uses). I didn't know until I read this parady and asked for myself, either.

Is there another entry coming? I want more funny!!

Originally Posted by HeroOfDragons

Is there another entry coming? I want more funny!!

what he said!!

Originally Posted by mikae

what she said!!

SHE!!!?!?!?!?!?!? I is a DUDE!!!!!!!!! Can't you tell by my awful grammar?

Originally Posted by HeroOfDragons

SHE!!!?!?!?!?!?!? I is a DUDE!!!!!!!!! Can't you tell by my awful grammar?

sorry. and no i cant not.

Part 12: Dragon Roost Island
Background music of the Chapter:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kiNz3abGc8
Narrator: While Link uses her newly found photography skills to buy a sail to end this filler sh**. Something far more confused about its gender finally reaches its doom.
Tingle: What was the deal? I wasn’t in last chapter.
Driftblim: Everyone West of Japan hates you. The author is no exception. I also hate you, why can’t I have a nickname?
Tingle: Where’d that come from Driftblim?
Driftblim: After cheating my way into evolving yesterday it occurred to me, I have no real identity if you refer to me as my species name.
Tingle: It’s not like I’m going to meet any other Driftblim in this game.
Driftblim: It doesn’t matter it’s insulting. How would you like it if a referred to you as…
Valoo (Charizard): Queer. Queer man spotted. Burn in hell, or preferably on earth you sick little queer.
Medli (Togetic): Grandpa, that’s it I’ve had it with you roasting every gay visitor on this island. If you roasted all the gay Toge we’d have Komali and I left. Just because you are a new convert to Dinism doesn’t mean you have to take extreme measures on everything.
Valoo: I’m not going to let you talk to me unless you where modest clothing.
Medli: Grandpa I’m a bird. I have absolutely nothing to hide.
Valoo: But some clothes on or I’ll roast this guy.
Medli: (Puts on tunic) This is getting ridiculous. Every second I hear some new rule that you found in that damn book.
Valoo: Medli you can’t wear that tunic, it’s a blend of nylon and cotton.
Medli: Teenager instinct activating, must rebel against guardians. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8XtUcDMLXc I hate all religion and eggs are not Pokémon. I’m going to get hacked on whatever data I can find on this restrictive island.
Valoo: No, don’t you dare get hacked; you can screw up your programming and you future.
Medli: (Uses corrupted data) Gee this is a very boring rebellion. Nothing really happened.
(Medli is turned into a shiny Togetic. Medli learned Gust.) Sweet who said data is bad for you.
Tingle: Hello I’d really like to not be killed by a fire breathing dragon.
Medli: Be free oppressed innocent. I shall blow you to the winds.
Driftblim: Wow that was weird and completely irrelevant. I hope we get blown to our destination.
Narrator: Oh well, I really wanted to kill that guy after what he did to me…. Oh well now we can officially move on to the main plot
Link: I’ve been standing here for 20 lines for a reason. WTF.
Zunari (Empoleon): Sure, because it’s odd to see a water Pokémon selling it because of that sail. None of the traders will buy it. “You’re a water Pokémon. What do you know about sails?” Well people can run, but I don’t see Rapidash go out of business.
Link: Bad example, no one wants a Rapidash when 90% of our world is covered in water. I’m sorry but I thought you were a normal human NPC. Which means you’re species should remain unchanged.
Empoleon: I should have never left the Isle of Frost. The people there have nothing against Plopi. But no one wants to sail when you can buy steamboats instead.
Link: Sorry. Anyway I have 80 rupees. Can I buy that sail?
Empoleon: A customer. I finally have a customer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4xzisXI0QY . Wait a second. What else do I have to sell?
Link: Work it out yourself.
KoRL: I constantly ask myself, why a boat? Why not a kickass suit of armor? Or maybe a stuffed animal?
Link: Good news everyone. I finally got myself a sail.
KoRL: OK, Link this is very simple. Get into the boat and sail. The wind is conveniently facing directly towards our destination Dragon Roost Island. It’s the huge volcano with a Charizard on top.
Link: O RLY. I could have never of guessed?
KoRL: I don’t think you spelled that right, maybe I’m just senile.
Narrator: And so the boy and his boat departed towards epic adventure, gathering rupees and jumping over the occasional barrel.
(60 seconds later)
Link: Is this all there is to overworld exploration?
KoRL: No, later you can bring up rupees and stop to fight monsters.
Link: Sounds great.
Earnest: She means worst overworld ever.
KoRL: Well now it’s time of introducing another revolutionary means of travel. Time to unveil the long anticipated, title object. It’s the Wind Waker Mr. Link.
Link: It’s a stick?
KoRL: No Libk it is the stick that can summon the power of the gods.
Link: New that sounds epic awesome.
KORL: Of course if taught you the necessary songs, they would work. Every Link must prove himself worthy by such acts as murder, theft, and playing another song before he can harness this power.
Link: Cough
KORL: I’ll realize what was so tactless about that statement later. Right now you must gain Din’s Pearl from Valoo which will probably involve beating a giant monster.
Link: Is it really worth it for one pearl, which can be naturally obtained by pissing off some Clampearl.
KoRL: The goddesses are women. Which means they can only be bought over with expensive gifts. Tactless meter rising.
Link: Any lawyer that could file a sexual harassment lawsuit would be unable to let go of the release of Tingle on my watch. Well, may as well continue on this adventure.
Eggsecute: We are Eggsecute. We will be happy to provide our service of blowing up every thing in our path.
Link: Are you suicidal?
Eggsecute: No simply sadistic. You see 3 of us have taken advantage of the way Pokémon never die and have used it to milk endless pain out of our explosions. The other three move on as soon as they get the chance.
Link: That is a bit disturbing for an E rated game. Ok follow me to that rock.
Eggsecute: Eggsecute style Exploding Implosion.
Link: Wait I haven’t gotten out of the way yet.
Narrator: Will Link perish at the non-existent hands of sadistic eggs. Will Tingle ever reach Great fish Isle? Why am I milking this situation for suspense? Find out next time on INFREQUENTLY UPDATED FAN-FIC

Wonderful Ritogirl!
You kept me reading non-stop and laughing as well. xD