The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker: Pokémon edition (Crossover/parody)

Part 7: Forsaken Fortress -1 Stealth Mission
Link: (walks up stairs)
Background Music of the Chapter:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCgwrGuJeTE
Navidex: Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!
Link: WTF
Tetra: Hello Link. I decided you are cut out to be a pirate so I gave you this Navidex. It’s an extremely useful device when you overcome the desire to put it in a bottle and throw it into Lake Hylia.
Link: So what does it do? Also how can I stop the impulse to do exactly what you just suggested?
Tetra: It will tell you information on every Pokémon in the game including strengths and weakness. I also modified it to work as a cell phone.
Earnest: (Pops out of ball). What exactly is a cell phone?
Tetra: I don’t really know but I do know I can talk to Link now.
Link: Earnest didn’t I imprison you in that ball forever.
Earnest: I don’t remember that part.
(Raichu edits last post)
Earnest: Now I do. But, right now you need me.
Link: Why?
Earnest: Because sister, your vaguely seagullish friend is gone. Who else is going to provide commentary while you go through the dungeon solo? Without commentary there’s nothing to stop the whole dungeon from being a boring montage.
Link: Good point. So Tetra I’m stuck in a fortress with armed guards, searchlights and a giant bird waiting to kill me. Any suggestions.
Tetra: If you’re going to be a ninja do it the pirate way. There are some barrels over there, hide under them and hope that the enemy AI is low enough for them not to notice.
Link: That sounds like a suicide mission.
Tetra: Well if you’re going down you should wear a Focus Sash. I put it on you when you were knocked out . Then you can at least FEAR these pirates. OK guys I’ve got to go. I’m going to join my crew in a petition to keep Garchomp in OU.
(Sneaks pat searchlights)
Link: You know who thought of putting a stealth mission in an adventure game anyway?
Earnest: Probably the same guy who thought Tingle was a good idea.
Link: Also did they steal the barrel thing from Solid Snake, I mean it’s almost the same concept.
(They go inside)
Navidex: Hey! Listen! Rattata- the Mouse Pokémon. Like Torchic and Swinub it is impossible to kill. However it will exchange information for food. They also like in when you tease them for their ridiculous teeth.
Link: That doesn’t make much sense.
Rattata: Hey you’re intruders aren’t you?
Link: So are you a mole?
Ratata 1: No, I’m a mouse, I mean a rat. Listen I’ll tell you the information you need if you give be some bait.
Earnest: Easily bribed aren’t you.
Ratata 1: Well, I’m not sure exactly what they’re doing here but it either involves pedophilia or Princesses. (Sees game box) OK definitely Princesses. They are keeping the girls in the highest tower in a room guarded by a fire-breathing dragon wait-no wait it’s a rooster. Theirs searchlights all around the tower so you’ll have to take them out first. (gives Link directions).
Link: Ninja style?
Ratata 1: You are not a ninja. You are not even at Naruto's level and he wears orange on stealth missions.
Earnest: Agreed. Women make sucky Ninjas. By the way you’re teeth are weird.
Ratata 1: Why you little! (Ratata Use Hyper Fang) (Ratata bit into Earnest’s skin) (Ratata’s teeth broke)
Earnest: It’s not very effective
(Ratata is unable to battle)
(Earnest gains 666 exp. Points)
Ratata 1: All right you two have made my litht. There ith not a thingle rat in this entire ocean who will not make your liveth hell.
Earnest: That's what I get for forgeting that anyone can edit the Navidex.
Link: Earnest Return. (walks into next room). Guards. Let’s hope they aren’t as intelligent as real pigs.
Navidex: Hey! Look! Listen! Grumpig: The Manipulate Pokémon(Worst Title Ever) Its black pearls enhance its psychic powers at the expense of its intelligence. Despite its overwhelming stupidity it uses SAT words consistently.
Grumpig 1: What was that about chairs? Ooo, a barrel I wonder if there’s a simian in it. (Lifts up barrel) Hmm you’re not hairy enough to be a lower primate. What a conundrum.
Link: I’m a member of Homo sapiens tolkienus
Grumpig: I didn’t understand a word you just said. But if I were to take a guess I’d pin you as a Birch tree. They are alabaster and have verdant branches.
Earnest: No silly, she’s too small to be a tree. She must be a bush.
Grumpig: A shrubbery eh? Well as long as I can ingest your berries I’ll be on my way.
Link: ( Holds out bait) Sure, here’s some “berries”
Grumpig: The taste it’s far too acrid. I wish nothing but damnation for you, my farcical shrubbery.
(Throws Link in jail)
Link: So what now do I sit here and starve to death or just eat you?
Earnest: Maybe we should wait till a magic imp springs us.
Midna: (Teleports in) Ekay karu jasu. (Sorry wrong timeline). (Teleports out)
Link: There goes our Deux ex Machina.

The first half was the best. The rest was alright.
Still wants more!

As people have said earlier, you are fitting together the stories perfectly and the whole thing cracks me up. You aren't missing any opportunities to say something funny.

Originally Posted by Raichu

Earnest: Maybe we should wait till a magic imp springs us.
Midna: (Teleports in) Ekay karu jasu. (Sorry wrong timeline). (Teleports out)
Link: There goes our Deux ex Machina.

Loved this bit. Especially that last line. =D

I've decided to kepp this at one Part per-week. I'm sorry if this isn't my best but this dungeon is really too repetitve to be very funny.
Part 8: Forsaken Fortress-2- Searchlights
Background Music of the Chapeter: YouTube - Pokemon Red, Yellow, Blue Battle Music- Trainer
Earnest: Link we’re doomed aren’t we.
Link: I suppose so, though I don’t get it. How can Nintendo make a game incompleteable. I mean there must be some lawsuits or at least a recall.
Earnest: Maybe we can use cannon to shoot ourselves into the sky?
Link: That’s just stupid.
Navidex: Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!
Link: (Picks up phone) Tetra can you go online and find a walkthrough to get out of here.
Tetra: Why bother, the developers are making it obvious how to get out. Just try not to look at anything.
(Link’s eyes move toward vase)
Link: WTF I wasn’t looking at anything.
Tetra: Nintendo to both shove the power of cel shading in the anti-tooners faces and to decrease the already low difficulty level of this game found it necessary to program Link (e.g. you) to look at the solution to the puzzle.
Earnest: I’m honestly not surprised that those Grumpig were stupid enough to provide a vase as a patch job.
Link: (Breaks vase) Alright let’s get out of here.
Earnest: I’d rather, I not go through that hole.
Link: Why not?
Earnest: Well I’m slightly claustrophobic.
Link: So your afraid of enclosed spaces.
Earnest: Just put me in my ball. I’d really rather not crawl though that cramped tunnel.
Link: That really doesn’t make sense. A Pokeball must be more cramped. You’re living in something the size of an Apple.
Earnest: Well at least there’s hammerspace inside that apple just do it.
Link: Earnest Return. (Earnest goes in ball) I really don’t get him.
(Link crawls through tunnel.) (Link Swings past ropes). It’s moments like this that make me feel like Donkey Kong.
(Goes out door) I’m outside. Now What?
Navidex Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!
Link: (Picks up phone) Tetra can you do anything to change this ring-tone.
Tetra: Sure if you pay me ten rupees.
Earnest: How is she supposed to do that? You’re out at some competitive battler’s conference and where in the Hyrulian version of Guantanamo Bay?
Tetra: PayPal.
Link: That hasn’t been invented in this universe.
Tetra: Well neither have online walkthroughs. I’m calling to tell you that you have to take out the Searchlight guards or you’ll never be able to rescue you’re sister.
Link: I know.
Tetra: How?
Link: A rat told us.
Tetra: Whatever, you better get moving we’ll be back here around 11:00 to pick you up.
Link: But it’s always 11:00 here.
Tetra: You have fifteen minutes then.
(Link rolls across path. Link climbs ladder)
Navidex: Hey! Listen! Primape the Pig Monkey Pokémon; It will manipulate the rules of any contest in its favor. It will occasionally defy the laws of physics.
Primape 3: A human, I must foolishly put the searchlights up while I deal with him.
(Feral Primate Appeared) (Link sent out Earnest)
Earnest: First you try to make me go through dark tunnels then you make be fight a match with poor type advantages.
Link: You’re the only Pokémon I have.
Earnest: I will fight no more forever.
(Primate picked up weapon)
Link: Wait that isn’t fair.
Primate 3: Pokémon can use weapons in Brawl.
Link: Well unless I can shield then this isn’t Brawl. (Thinks) (Grabs Earnest) (Blocks Primape 3’s attack)
Primape 3: Damn my weak Kung fu grip.
(Link hits Primate 3 with a stick)(Primape 3 died) (Link gains 24 rupees)
Link: Well that settles that.
Earnest: I can’t believe you used me as a shield
Link: Well what else I was supposed to do. You didn’t fight.
Earnest: The rest of this stealth mission has no comedic value. Let’s just fast-forward to the mini-boss.
(Link kills several more Primape) (Link sneaks past several more Grumpig) (Link Sidles past a wall)
Navidex: Hey! Listen! Wingull: the Seagull Pokémon; This Pokémon will steal shiny things from people. It is to lazy to fly independently so it simply goes the way the wind goes.
Link: Earnest after 10 minutes of back braking toil we have found Kaze.
(Spikes close the path behind him.)
Link: Like a wanted to go back that way anyway.
Primate 4: If you want to go further you’ll have to go through me.
(Ignores Primate)
Link: Kaze are you Okay?
Kaze: Nothing a little spinning won’t cure.
Link: (Lifts up Kaze) (Spins him)
Text box: You got Kaze back. Never put seagulls in your hat
Primape 4: Nothing is more nauseating than a reunion between a boy and his bird.
Link: Kaze use Gust.
(Kaze used Gust) (Primate 4 fainted) (Kaze gained 24 experience points) (Chest appeared)
Link: Sweet I could always use more money. (Opens Chest)
Text Box: You got a Joy Pendant. This will somehow help you gain ultimate power.
Link: Yeah right. Let’s go Kaze. Save Aryll.
Kaze: I hate Aryll; I’m in this for the shiny stuff we’ll get when we save the other girls.
Link: Well actually I don’t care about her either. I just want to know what she knows about Zelda. I want to know how this will affect ZeLink.
Kaze: Whatever: Shipper nerd.

Originally Posted by Raichu

Part 7: Forsaken Fortress -1 Stealth Mission
Link: (walks up stairs)
Background Music of the Chapter:YouTube - Pokemon Center Theme - Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Navidex: Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!
Link: WTF
Tetra: Hello Link. I decided you are cut out to be a pirate so I gave you this Navidex. It’s an extremely useful device when you overcome the desire to put it in a bottle and throw it into Lake Hylia.

Took me a while to understand this part. At first I thought it was a reference to a Zelda game I hadn't played.

Originally Posted by Raichu

Link: Earnest didn’t imprison you in that ball forever.
Earnest: I don’t remember that part.

I don't really get what this means.

Originally Posted by Raichu

(Raichu edits last post)
Earnest: Now I do. But, right now you need me.

I like the use of humor here.

Originally Posted by Raichu

Link: Why?
Earnest: Because sister, your vaguely seagullish friend is gone. Who else is going to provide commentary while you go through the dungeon solo? Without commentary there’s nothing to stop the whole dungeon from being a boring montage.

Is this meant to be sarcastic? I'm not really sure.

Originally Posted by Raichu

Link: Good point. So Tetra I’m stuck in a fortress with armed guards, searchlights and a giant bird waiting to kill me. Any suggestions.
Tetra: If you’re going to be a ninja do it the pirate way. There are some barrels over there, hide under them and hope that the enemy AI is low enough for them not to notice.

Nice use of critical humor here, hitting three topics at once.

Originally Posted by Raichu

Link: That sounds like a suicide mission.
Tetra: Well if you’re going down you should wear a Focus Sash. I put it on you when you were knocked out . Then you can at least FEAR these pirates.

I don't understand that last sentance. What exactly is it saying?

Originally Posted by Raichu

OK guys I’ve got to go. I’m going to join my crew in a petition to keep Garchomp in OU.
(Sneaks pat searchlights)
Link: You know who thought of putting a stealth mission in an adventure game anyway?
Earnest: Probably the same guy who thought Tingle was a good idea.
Link: Also did they steal the barrel thing from Solid Snake, I mean it’s almost the same concept.

Interesting point, although I don't think it was intentionally used myself.

Originally Posted by Raichu

(They go inside)
Navidex: Hey! Listen! Rattata- the Mouse Pokémon. Like Torchic and Swinub it is impossible to kill. However it will exchange information for food. They also like in when you tease them for their ridiculous teeth.
Link: That doesn’t make much sense.
Rattata: Hey you’re intruders aren’t you?
Link: So are you a mole?
Ratata 1: No, I’m a mouse, I mean a rat. Listen I’ll tell you the information you need if you give be some bait.
Earnest: Easily bribed aren’t you.
Ratata 1: Well, I’m not sure exactly what they’re doing here but it either involves pedophilia or Princesses. (Sees game box) OK definitely Princesses. They are keeping the girls in the highest tower in a room guarded by a fire-breathing dragon wait-no wait it’s a rooster. Theirs searchlights all around the tower so you’ll have to take them out first. (gives Link directions).
Link: Ninja style?
Ratata 1: You are not a ninja. You are not even at Naruto's level and he wears orange on stealth missions.

You did a brilliant job here jumping from one point to the next.

Originally Posted by Raichu

Earnest: Agreed. Women make sucky Ninjas. By the way you’re teeth are weird.
Ratata 1: Why you little! (Ratata Use Hyper Fang) (Ratata bit into Earnest’s skin) (Ratata’s teeth broke)
Earnest: It’s not very effective
(Ratata is unable to battle)
(Earnest gains 666 exp. Points)
Ratata 1: All right you two have made my litht. There ith not a thingle rat in this entire ocean who will not make your liveth hell.
Earnest: That's what I get for forgeting that anyone can edit the Navidex.

Reference to Wikipedia?

Originally Posted by Raichu

Link: Earnest Return. (walks into next room). Guards. Let’s hope they aren’t as intelligent as real pigs.
Navidex: Hey! Look! Listen! Grumpig: The Manipulate Pokémon(Worst Title Ever) Its black pearls enhance its psychic powers at the expense of its intelligence. Despite its overwhelming stupidity it uses SAT words consistently.

Wait, they spoke?

Originally Posted by Raichu

Grumpig 1: What was that about dancing? Ooo, a barrel I wonder if there’s a simian in it. (Lifts up barrel) Hmm you’re not hairy enough to be a lower primate. What a conundrum.
Link: I’m a member of Homo sapiens tolkienus
Grumpig: I didn’t understand a word you just said. But if I were to take a guess I’d pin you as a Birch tree. They are alabaster and have verdant branches.
Earnest: No silly, she’s too small to be a tree. She must be a bush.
Grumpig: A shrubbery eh? Well as long as I can ingest your berries I’ll be on my way.
Link: ( Holds out bait) Sure, here’s some “berries”
Grumpig: The taste it’s far too acrid. I wish nothing but damnation for you, my farcical shrubbery.
(Throws Link in jail)

Okay...

Originally Posted by Raichu

Link: So what now do I sit here and starve to death or just eat you?
Earnest: Maybe we should wait till a magic imp springs us.
Midna: (Teleports in) Ekay karu jasu. (Sorry wrong timeline). (Teleports out)
Link: There goes our Deux ex Machina.

Nice. I wasn't expecting that.

Originally Posted by Raichu

I've decided to kepp this at one Part per-week. I'm sorry if this isn't my best but this dungeon is really too repetitve to be very funny.
Part 8: Forsaken Fortress-2- Searchlights
Background Music of the Chapeter: YouTube - Pokemon Red, Yellow, Blue Battle Music- Trainer
Earnest: Link we’re doomed aren’t we.
Link: I suppose so, though I don’t get it. How can Nintendo make a game incompleteable. I mean there must be some lawsuits or at least a recall.
Earnest: Maybe we can use cannon to shoot ourselves into the sky?
Link: That’s just stupid.
Navidex: Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!
Link: (Picks up phone) Tetra can you go online and find a walkthrough to get out of here.
Tetra: Why bother, the developers are making it obvious how to get out. Just try not to look at anything.
(Link’s eyes move toward vase)
Link: WTF I wasn’t looking at anything.

Did the game really do that?

Originally Posted by Raichu

Tetra: Nintendo to both shove the power of cel shading in the anti-tooners faces and to decrease the already low difficulty level of this game found it necessary to program Link (e.g. you) to look at the solution to the puzzle.
Earnest: I’m honestly not surprised that those Grumpig were stupid enough to provide a vase as a patch job.
Link: (Breaks vase) Alright let’s get out of here.
Earnest: I’d rather, I not go through that hole.
Link: Why not?
Earnest: Well I’m slightly claustrophobic.
Link: So your afraid of enclosed spaces.
Earnest: Just put me in my ball. I’d really rather not crawl though that cramped tunnel.
Link: That really doesn’t make sense. A Pokeball must be more cramped. You’re living in something the size of an Apple.
Earnest: Well at least there’s hammerspace inside that apple just do it.
Link: Earnest Return. (Earnest goes in ball) I really don’t get him.
(Link crawls through tunnel.) (Link Swings past ropes). It’s moments like this that make me feel like Donkey Kong.
(Goes out door) I’m outside. Now What?
Navidex Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!
Link: (Picks up phone) Tetra can you do anything to change this ring-tone.
Tetra: Sure if you pay me ten rupees.
Earnest: How is she supposed to do that? You’re out at some competitive battler’s conference and where in the Hyrulian version of Guantanamo Bay?

Um, why do you keep putting these in spoiler tags?

Tetra: PayPal.
Link: That hasn’t been invented in this universe.
Tetra: Well neither have online walkthroughs. I’m calling to tell you that you have to take out the Searchlight guards or you’ll never be able to rescue you’re sister.
Link: I know.
Tetra: How?
Link: A rat told us.

Good point.

Tetra: Whatever, you better get moving we’ll be back here around 11:00 to pick you up.
Link: But it’s always 11:00 here.
Tetra: You have fifteen minutes then.
(Link rolls across path. Link climbs ladder)
Navidex: Hey! Listen! Primape the Pig Monkey Pokémon; It will manipulate the rules of any contest in its favor. It will occasionally defy the laws of physics.
Primape 3: A human, I must foolishly put the searchlights up while I deal with him.

I also noticed this.

(Feral Primate Appeared) (Link sent out Earnest)
Earnest: First you try to make me go through dark tunnels then you make be fight a match with poor type advantages.
Link: You’re the only Pokémon I have.
Earnest: I will fight no more forever.
(Primate picked up weapon)
Link: Wait that isn’t fair.
Primate 3: Pokémon can use weapons in Brawl.
Link: Well unless I can shield then this isn’t Brawl. (Thinks) (Grabs Earnest) (Blocks Primape 3’s attack)
Primape 3: Damn my weak Kung fu grip.
(Link hits Primate 3 with a stick)(Primape 3 died) (Link gains 24 rupees)
Link: Well that settles that.
Earnest: I can’t believe you used me as a shield
Link: Well what else I was supposed to do. You didn’t fight.
Earnest: The rest of this stealth mission has no comedic value. Let’s just fast-forward to the mini-boss.
(Link kills several more Primape) (Link sneaks past several more Grumpig) (Link Sidles past a wall)
Navidex: Hey! Listen! Wingull: the Seagull Pokémon; This Pokémon will steal shiny things from people. It is to lazy to fly independently so it simply goes the way the wind goes.
Link: Earnest after 10 minutes of back braking toil we have found Kaze.
(Spikes close the path behind him.)
Link: Like a wanted to go back that way anyway.
Primate 4: If you want to go further you’ll have to go through me.
(Ignores Primate)
Link: Kaze are you Okay?
Kaze: Nothing a little spinning won’t cure.
Link: (Lifts up Kaze) (Spins him)
Text box: You got Kaze back. Never put seagulls in your hat
Primape 4: Nothing is more nauseating than a reunion between a boy and his bird.
Link: Kaze use Gust.
(Kaze used Gust) (Primate 4 fainted) (Kaze gained 24 experience points) (Chest appeared)
Link: Sweet I could always use more money. (Opens Chest)
Text Box: You got a Joy Pendant. This will somehow help you gain ultimate power.

XD

Link: Yeah right. Let’s go Kaze. Save Aryll.
Kaze: I hate Aryll; I’m in this for the shiny stuff we’ll get when we save the other girls.
Link: Well actually I don’t care about her either. I just want to know what she knows about Zelda. I want to know how this will affect ZeLink.
Kaze: Whatever: Shipper nerd.

Shipper nerd?

This is FEAR. F.E.A.R. - Bulbapedia
(It's another competitive in joke)
I also editeded that line to make its meaning clearer.
Have you ever seens nevet1212's abridged series? He does a lot of montages.
Yes it is a reference to Wikipedia? It also makes fun of some of the ridculous Pokedex entries (like Garchomp a Gound/Dragon type that does not have wings can supposedly fly).
I'm also confused. Are you confused about the Navidex speaking or the the Grumpig speaking? The navidex can speak becuase its a reference to the Pokedex. The Grumpig can speak becuase I've already established that all Pokemon can speak in my parody.
The reson I'm consistently putting Hyrule under spoiler tabs is the game doesn't give you the connection between Hyrule and the Great Sea untill later.

Originally Posted by Raichu

I also editeded that line to make its meaning clearer.

Oh, I see now.

Have you ever seens nevet1212's abridged series? He does a lot of montages.

I've never heard of that, actually.

Yes it is a reference to Wikipedia? It also makes fun of some of the ridculous Pokedex entries (like Garchomp a Gound/Dragon type that does not have wings can supposedly fly).

Huh. I didn't read the Pokedex entries very often, so I wouldn't have noticed.

I'm also confused. Are you confused about the Navidex speaking or the the Grumpig speaking? The navidex can speak becuase its a reference to the Pokedex. The Grumpig can speak becuase I've already established that all Pokemon can speak in my parody.

I meant the Grumpig. I thought you were making some sort of joke about them (the WW part) really speaking with SAT words in the game, yet being very stupid.

The reson I'm consistently putting Hyrule under spoiler tabs is the game doesn't give you the connection between Hyrule and the Great Sea untill later.

Oh, okay. That makes sense.

Yeah. Not that funny this time. But PLEASE continue!!!

It was cool, but nothing made me really laugh. Make it funnier next time. 3 words. Book of Grass. Take some pages from that (not literally) and you should be good.

Part 9: Rising Action
Background Music of the Chapter:YouTube - Midna's Desperate Hour (WMB Mix)
Aryll: Link, you’ve come to save me.
Kaze: No, actually she’s just an obsessive fan-fic writer.
Aryll: You’re lying. Link is brave noble and unselfish and if not let me be struck by…
Raichu: (appears out of nowhere) Thunderbolt time. (Shocks Aryll)
Aryll: I was actually going to say a pile of boulders.
Earnest: Can do. (Earnest uses Rockslide).
Aryll: I hate pain. Oh look another birdie.
Navidex: Hey! Listen Watch Out! Ho-oh- the Rainbow Pokémon. This Pokémon is clearly a phoenix and does not have feathers colored as the six main colors of visible light. It spends its everlasting life complianing about ahow hard it must work.
Ho-Oh: (Flies over) Brilliant people the first thing you want to do while sneaking around a high security fortress is to throw giant rocks around. By the way, where did the rocks come from?
Earnest: It is a mystery the game designers will never answer.
Ho-Oh: Whatever, I’m going to take you to my boss now. Can you please return all your Pokémon to their balls? I don’t want to strain myself. I tend to Overheat.
Link: Sure, I wouldn’t want to be a bother. Earnest, Kaze Return.
Aryll: What are you doing you don’t have to listen to… (Realizes) that’s a bird like those Wingull that attacked me before. (Curls into fetal position).
Ho-oh: (Picks up Link) Ganondorf we have a kid in green with a water Pokémon and a rock Pokémon. He’s blond and has 12 and he just went through a whole dungeon to rescue his sister. I think I see a pattern here.
Ganondorf: So what? He’s the Hero of Time just because he’s wearing green. He’s doesn’t even look that much like him. He has green eyes and a huge head. He probably from that nauseating little island where everyone’s a Link fanboy. He probably isn’t even a threat.
Link: About the huge head, you know our island has a problem with inbreeding?
Ho-oh: I hate that place.
Ganondorf: Well it’s better than that creepy Island where everyone’s obsessed with Tingle. Seriously who worships a map salesman?
Link: So if I’m not a threat shouldn’t you just let me go?
Ganondorf: Well you see I’ve been posing as an idiotic Texan politician for a while now. I’m afraid now that you’ve seen the kidnapping and the locking away of prisoner’s without a trial that I’m going to have to kill you.
Link: You know I could just stop talking.
Ganondorf: That will never work. A Link not talking. I’m afraid murder is the only choice. Ho-oh use Sacred Fire. Burn him alive.
Raichu: (Floats up to Ganondorf with ballons). You can’t kill him off like that.
Ganondorf: Why not?
Raichu: Because then the dramatic conflict ends too soon. This chapter is called rising action after not denouement . Besides all good villains let the main protagonists live long enough to train/and or get stuff good enough to kill them. Also burning a child alive is too violent for an E rated video game.
Ganondorf: I’m not going to risk this guy killing me.
Raichu: I control this parody. Do what I’ll say or I’ll replace you with this guy YouTube - GANON(GANONDORF) SAYS DIE WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC , just like I replaced Medli with a Togetic.
Ganondorf: No, I’d rather DIE. So can I cut off his right arm?
Ho-oh then he’d still be able to use a sword. Not that that has anything to do with anything.
Raichu: Keep it family-friendly.
Ganondorf: I’ll just throw him into the ocean.
(Ho-oh throws him one square down and four squares right)
KoRL: Hmm… I bored, why did I decide to possess a boat again?
(Link falls in the ocean right next to him)
KoRL: Oh rght to play Deux ex Machina, for a boy with a seagull.
(Arrives at Windfall Island).
KoRL: Wake up, you sleeping makes for a dull video game.
Link: All right Mom, I’ll admit it I am a …. (wakes up) Where am I? Who said that? Was I about to reveal plot relevant information?
KoRL: Hello I am the KORL. Pleased to meet you random Link poser.
Link: I’m not a poser. I’m a player. And what does KoRL stand for?
KoRL: King of Red Lapras
Navidex: Hey listen!
Link: False alarm it’s a boat…that talks… and come to think about it is named after a non-existent creature.
KoRL: There are male Lapras.
Link: Yes there are but Lapras are blue.
KoRL: I’m a King of shiny Lapras
Link: Purple. Whatever. Did you save me?
KoRL: Yes your Deux ex machina doesn’t always have to look like sexy imps.
Link: Darn it. TP Link stole the good one.
KoRL: Listen are you up for going on an epic quest to get magic pearls from three dungeons to save your sister from evil?
Link: Nope, I’m going to do sidequests. See you later. (takes out mirror) (breaks it)
KoRL: Darn it can you pick up a sail while you’re at it. I need to look for another guy in green to save the world.
Link: What did you say?
KoRL: I’m saying that if I can’t get you I’ll hire any guy in green to go save the world.
Link: Ok I’ll do it. Because I don’t trust Tingle to rescue little girls.
KoRL: Excellent now don’t you go wandering off and forget about my sail.
Link: Look a Swinub.
KoRL: Maybe it’s not too late to consider hiring Tingle.

Originally Posted by Raichu

Part 9: Rising Action
Background Music of the Chapter:YouTube - Midna's Desperate Hour (WMB Mix)
Aryll: Link, you’ve come to save me.
Kaze: No, actually she’s just an obsessive fan-fic writer.
Aryll: You’re lying. Link is brave noble and unselfish and if not let me be struck by…
Raichu: (appears out of nowhere) Thunderbolt time. (Shocks Aryll)

Nice idea. That was pretty funny.

Aryll: I was actually going to say a pile of boulders.
Earnest: Can do. (Earnest uses Rockslide).
Aryll: I hate pain. Oh look another birdie.
Navidex: Hey! Listen Watch Out! Ho-oh- the Rainbow Pokémon. This Pokémon is clearly a phoenix and does not have feathers colored as the six main colors of visible light. It spends its everlasting life complianing about ahow hard it must work.
Ho-Oh: (Flies over) Brilliant people the first thing you want to do while sneaking around a high security fortress is to throw giant rocks around. By the way, where did the rocks come from?
Earnest: It is a mystery the game designers will never answer.
Ho-Oh: Whatever, I’m going to take you to my boss now. Can you please return all your Pokémon to their balls? I don’t want to strain myself. I tend to Overheat.
Link: Sure, I wouldn’t want to be a bother. Earnest, Kaze Return.

I seem to get the feeling this is a reference to something.

Aryll: What are you doing you don’t have to listen to… (Realizes) that’s a bird like those Wingull that attacked me before. (Curls into fetal position).
Ho-oh: (Picks up Link) Ganondorf we have a kid in green with a water Pokémon and a rock Pokémon. He’s blond and has 12 and he just went through a whole dungeon to rescue his sister. I think I see a pattern here.
Ganondorf: So what? He’s the Hero of Time just because he’s wearing green. He’s doesn’t even look that much like him. He has green eyes and a huge head. He probably from that nauseating little island where everyone’s a Link fanboy. He probably isn’t even a threat.

Making a point about the fact he didn't kill Link then and there?

Link: About the huge head, you know our island has a problem with inbreeding?
Ho-oh: I hate that place.
Ganondorf: Well it’s better than that creepy Island where everyone’s obsessed with Tingle. Seriously who worships a map salesman?

It's surprising what people really will worship.

Link: So if I’m not a threat shouldn’t you just let me go?
Ganondorf: Well you see I’ve been posing as an idiotic Texan politician for a while now. I’m afraid now that you’ve seen the kidnapping and the locking away of prisoner’s without a trial that I’m going to have to kill you.
Link: You know I could just stop talking.
Ganondorf: That will never work. A Link not talking. I’m afraid murder is the only choice. Ho-oh use Sacred Fire. Burn him alive.

Like the sarcasm (about Link not talking).

Raichu: (Floats up to Ganondorf with ballons). You can’t kill him off like that.
Ganondorf: Why not?
Raichu: Because then the dramatic conflict ends too soon. This chapter is called rising action after not denouement . Besides all good villains let the main protagonists live long enough to train/and or get stuff good enough to kill them. Also burning a child alive is too violent for an E rated video game.
Ganondorf: I’m not going to risk this guy killing me.
Raichu: I control this parody. Do what I’ll say or I’ll replace you with this guy YouTube - GANON(GANONDORF) SAYS DIE WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC , just like I replaced Medli with a Togetic.
Ganondorf: No, I’d rather DIE. So can I cut off his right arm?
Ho-oh then he’d still be able to use a sword. Not that that has anything to do with anything.
Raichu: Keep it family-friendly.

I'd reccomend trying to keep your character from having too much involvement in the story.

Ganondorf: I’ll just throw him into the ocean.
(Ho-oh throws him one square down and four squares right)

Keep in mind some people won't understand what you're talking about with squares.

KoRL: Hmm… I bored, why did I decide to possess a boat again?
(Link falls in the ocean right next to him)
KoRL: Oh rght to play Deux ex Machina, for a boy with a seagull.
(Arrives at Windfall Island).
KoRL: Wake up, you sleeping makes for a dull video game.

I liked that last line.

Link: All right Mom, I’ll admit it I am a …. (wakes up) Where am I? Who said that? Was I about to reveal plot relevant information?
KoRL: Hello I am the KORL. Pleased to meet you random Link poser.

"random Link poser"

Link: I’m not a poser. I’m a player. And what does KoRL stand for?
KoRL: King of Red Lapras
Navidex: Hey listen!
Link: False alarm it’s a boat…that talks… and come to think about it is named after a non-existent creature.
KoRL: There are male Lapras.
Link: Yes there are but Lapras are blue.
KoRL: I’m a King of shiny Lapras
Link: Purple. Whatever. Did you save me?
KoRL: Yes your Deux ex machina doesn’t always have to look like sexy imps.

Nice.

Link: Darn it. TP Link stole the good one.
KoRL: Listen are you up for going on an epic quest to get magic pearls from three dungeons to save your sister from evil?
Link: Nope, I’m going to do sidequests. See you later. (takes out mirror) (breaks it)
KoRL: Darn it can you pick up a sail while you’re at it. I need to look for another guy in green to save the world.
Link: What did you say?
KoRL: I’m saying that if I can’t get you I’ll hire any guy in green to go save the world.
Link: Ok I’ll do it. Because I don’t trust Tingle to rescue little girls.

I... wow. I'd reword that last part if I were you.

KoRL: Excellent now don’t you go wandering off and forget about my sail.
Link: Look a Swinub.
KoRL: Maybe it’s not too late to consider hiring Tingle.

I see the point here. Just can't figure a way to comment on it.

All of is funny. The ending of this chapter is keeping me in suspense(spellcheck).

My turn *Dun dun duuun*...

Referencing to the previous chapter was quite genius.
Tingle-worshipers...lololol ROFL.

Although there was still no major sobbing with laughter, I did smile at some bits, e.g, the Tingle bits.
BTW, will you have the rescue-Tingle-thingy in this parody?

i like it alot it's also funny a bit....

This is some funny junk! Keep posting!

Quick question: What's OO, OU, and UU Pokemon mean?

Originally Posted by HeroOfDragons

This is some funny junk! Keep posting!

Quick question: What's OO, OU, and UU Pokemon mean?

i dont no either,ill bulbapedia it




over used,under used,and there is no OO

Originally Posted by 1Gannon1

over used,under used,and there is no OO

Thought I saw OO somewhere... oh well.

When's the next story part coming? It's been awhile.

Part 10: Windfall Island 1: Tingle v. Link
Background music of the Chapter: YouTube - Super Smash Bros Brawl Theme - Pokemon Stadium: Evolution
Kaze: Link why are you staring at that Swinub?
Link: You see when I was 5 my parents took me to see Animal Farm, thinking of course that it was a cutesy family film instead of Orwellian Social satire. I completely missed the fact that the pigs were supposed to represent oppressive red terrors. I’m had this lingering desire to have a pot-bellied pig since. Isn’t that right Snowball.
Navidex: Hey Listen! Swinub: The Pig Pokemon: It will run toward anything that has an annoting voice. And then it will attack it.
(Angry Swinub appeared) (Swinub used tackle) (Swinub Chases Link)
Link: Let’s get out of here. (Link and Kaze run from the Swinub)
Beggar: Please, rescue my daughter.
(Swinub prepares to use Icy wind)
Link: We’re in the middle of something here.
Beggar: Please, she’s my only speck of light in this dim world of poverty. I can’t pay you.
(Army starts attacking Link and Old man)
Kaze: We’ll do it. Just let us go before that pig massacres us.
Beggar: Thank you. (Gets frozen by Swinub)
(Link opens door)
Kaze: Where does that door lead?
Link: I don’t care as long as there are not pigs there.
Tingle: Help me. I’ve been wrongfully imprisoned in jail.
Driftloon: Don’t help him. He never stops trying to ride me even though I’m a tiny balloon and he’s a full grown man. Also you don’t even want to know what he did to those Clefairy.
Link: Let me guess, charges of Pokephilia.
Tingle: No, I didn’t mess with fairies I just loved them.
Link: A likely story. Screw you. I’m getting rupees to buy a talking boat a sail. (Link Breaks vases) (Earnest escapes his ball and lands on switch)
Mr. Tingle: Thank you. Here is a reward for your kindness.
Text Box: You got a map. You should have expected that.
Uncle Tingle: Give me back that map you jerk.
Kaze: You just gave it to her/him.
Uncle Tingle: Wait a Hylian girl. I’m not interested anymore. Now I need to torture Scam people out of their money and he will never bother me again. No he’s taking over. Must resist Tingle… Tingle… Ko-Limpah.
Link: What was that?
Mr. Tingle: You’ve got to help me… I need money to stop him.
Link: Thais is the worst scam attempt I’ve ever seen.
Mr. Tingle: Here take this. I can help you.
Text Box: You got another map now leave this crazy man behind.
Mr. Tingle: No need to do that, I’m heading for the Island shown on my map. If you ever need someone who reads a dead language I’m the one to call. (Tingle runs out of here)
Link: I hope a never need to see him again.
Earnest: Detecting stuff we can steal.
Link: What?
Earnest: I have always had a good idea where treasure is, I managed to get enough of the stuff to buy a four story house in my Pokeball.
Link: That leaves me with questions, I don’t want to ask. Well, there’s a hole I’m go to crawl into it without thinking about consequences.
(Link Crawls mentally playing the Cha-Cha Slide in his/her head)
Link: (Out loud) slide to the Left.
Ratata: I’ve heard of you. The rat mafia was charged by their lisping leader to kill the one who broke his teeth. Then we realized we’re a bunch of rats against someone who is much bigger than us so we decided to be cheap, and just set up trapdoors in random places. Bon voyage.
KoRL: So Tingle, you seem like a nice guy maybe too sweet. I’m afraid I can’t let such a non-violent uneducated soul like you take the job.
Uncle Tingle: I will destroy you if you don’t let me destroy thi… I mean rescue little girls.
KoRL: Just one question why does the Text box keep changing your Title.
Mr. Tingle: I can explain that. One day I was just a broke islander in a green suit. Then I sold my soul to Uncle Rupee. I would do terrible things and he’s make bets with his friends that the world could not possibly get worse than this in-bred hell we’re already in. He won. His most ambitious plan was for me to do things to a bunch of innocent Clefairy, but I was caught by a Clefable and she tried to make me good.
KoRL: How did that turn out?
Uncle Tingle: Not well. Al she did was made me insane and also gay... not that there’s anything wrong with that. Crazy enough to do anything for the right price. Even assassinate a giant fish with my bare hands for the right price
KoRL; Mental Checklist time…
(Thinking)
Tingle Link
Wears Green
Has an actual weapon
Pokémon count 1 2
Sanity 1 8
Motivation 7 2
Reliability: 4 6
Bad ass level: 10 1
KoRL: Tell you what; you look for the Wailord on Greatfish Island there will be a sanity depleting difficult Water Dungeon there. You obviously don’t have anything to lose there.
Mr. Tingle: Come on Driftloon let us ride the winds toward adventure.
Driftloon: I told you I can’t support your weight.
Link and Kaze fall into KoRL unconscious.
Umm… gods I knocked those two out.
The goddesses granted Driftloon 10642 experience points.
YouTube - POKEMON EVOLVING - Jolteon
Text Box: What Driftloon is evolving? Seriously you’re not going to let the cheater win are you? You know what screw it; no one listens to a box on the screen.
Drifloon: evolved into Driftblim
Mr. Tingle: So you cheated your way into evolving. That makes about as much sense as a first season anime episode. No matter let’s head to Greatfish.
KoRL: Oh wait the wind is blowing toward an active volcano which has a homophobic dragon living on top of it. Well I suppose nobody will miss Tingle.
LinK: KoRL what just happened?
KoRL: I just fired Tingle Link.
Navidex: Detecting bad pan.
KoRL: Shut up. Link where are you going? Don’t forget the….. sail.
Link: Must get sidequest treasure.
Narrator: Will Link get the item he needs for a pointless sidequest? Will Tingle Die at the hands of conservative Charizard? Will the King of Red Lions finally get the sail? Why did I just randomly show up at the end of this chapter? Provided the author isn’t lazy again you’ll find out next week on; Nonsensical Videogame Crossover.

Originally Posted by Raichu

Beggar: Thank you. (Gets frozen by Swinub)

Nice little touch right there.

Link: That leaves me with questions, I don’t want to ask. Well, there’s a hole I’m go to crawl into it without thinking about consequences.
(Link Crawls mentally playing the Cha-Cha Slide in his/her head)
Link: (Out loud) slide to the Left.

Eh, what?

Ratata: I’ve heard of you. The rat mafia was charged by their lisping leader to kill the one who broke his teeth. Then we realized we’re a bunch of rats against someone who is much bigger than us so we decided to be cheap, and just set up trapdoors in random places. Bon voyage.

I can't pin exactly why, but this just seems very humourous to me.

KoRL: Just one question why does the Text box keep changing your Title.
Mr. Tingle: I can explain that. One day I was just a broke islander in a green suit. Then I sold my soul to Uncle Rupee. I would do terrible things and he’s make bets with his friends that the world could not possibly get worse than this in-bred hell we’re already in. He won. His most ambitious plan was for me to do things to a bunch of innocent Clefairy, but I was caught by a Clefable and she tried to make me good.
KoRL: How did that turn out?
Uncle Tingle: Not well. Al she did was made me insane and also gay... not that there’s anything wrong with that. Crazy enough to do anything for the right price. Even assassinate a giant fish with my bare hands for the right price
KoRL; Mental Checklist time…
(Thinking)
Tingle Link
Wears Green
Has an actual weapon
Pokémon count 1 2
Sanity 1 8
Motivation 7 2
Reliability: 4 6
Bad ass level: 10 1
KoRL: Tell you what; you look for the Wailord on Greatfish Island there will be a sanity depleting difficult Water Dungeon there. You obviously don’t have anything to lose there.

Nice. Nice. XD

Narrator: Will Link get the item he needs for a pointless sidequest? Will Tingle Die at the hands of conservative Charizard? Will the King of Red Lions finally get the sail? Why did I just randomly show up at the end of this chapter? Provided the author isn’t lazy again you’ll find out next week on; Nonsensical Videogame Crossover.

Perfect ending, I think.

Overall, this was a really good chapter. I kept my interest through the whole thing, and there was an excelent balance between story progression and humour.