The random adventures of the Mario Brothers

ATTENTION! THIS STORY IS COMPLETELY RANDOM AND I JUST WRITE DOWN WHAT COMES INTO MY MIND!


Chapter One

Luigi: MARIO! WHERE IS MY DVD?!
Mario: What DVD? Can't you be a bit more...specific?
Luigi: THE DVD WITH ALL THE EPISODES OF "Kirby: Right Back at ya!"
Mario: Stop talking in all caps.
Luigi: Okay. So, where is it?
Mario: I gave it Peach.
Luigi: WHAT?!
Mario: Hey, what did I tell you about talking in all caps?
Luigi: WHY THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT?!
Mario: It is pink. Peach's dress is pink. Get it?
Luigi (quietly): You go back to the princess and get that DVD for me.
Mario: Why would I?
Luigi: YOU KINDA STOLE IT!
Mario: Yes, "kinda".
Luigi: GET IT BACK!
Mario: Okay, but you are coming with me.
Luigi: ...okay...

*on the way to the castle*

Mario: So, what is this Kirby thing about?
Luigi: It is about Kirby.
Mario: You mean that little pink bubble gum thingie?
Luigi: Uuuh, yes.
Mario: Isn't that a game?!
Luigi: Yes, but there is also a cartoon of the games.
Mario: Weird.
Luigi: Weird?! There was also a Mario Cartoon, remember?
Mario: Oh yeah...

*flashback*

Yoshi: Why have to go to bed so soon?
Luigi: Well, like they say in Brooklyn: Early to bed, early to catch the worm. Or is it the bagel?

*end of flashback*

Mario: That was a horrible line, Luigi.
Luigi: That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario.
Mario: You forgot the *wheeze*.
Luigi: *wheeze*
Mario: Good.
Luigi: Hey, we are at the castle!

*inside*

Mario: Okay. Now we have to go to the 38. floor, where Peach's room is.
Luigi: Awesome, that means we have enough time to talk about videogames.
Mario: But not Kirby.
Luigi: Okay. Let's talk about Starfox 64. So, there is that annoying rabbit that says "Do a barrel roll", and then there's this frog who...

*In the 26. floor*

Luigi: And then he is all like "NO! HIT THE BRAKES!" and then he says "I CAN'T STOP IT!!!" and crashes into the supply depot.
Mario: Can you please talk about something else?
Luigi: What game should I talk about?
Mario: No games.
Luigi: No games?! Why not?!
Mario: When you tell me about games, I feel like I never want to play games again.
Luigi: Then I will talk about what I do when you are not at home.
Mario: And that is?
Luigi: Every time you go into the Toad Town shop, I get my superhero costume out of the closet and then I save the lives of people.
Mario: Uhm, okay...And...what do you look like when you wear that costume?
Luigi: That's a secret.
Mario: Guess what I do when you are not at home.
Luigi: I am always at home. Except for last year's vacation at Dry Dry Outpost, when you were alone for like one week.
Mario: Yeah. I was looking for your diary.
Luigi: OH MY GOD! Did you find it?
Mario: Yes, it was in a secret basement, along with a Mr. L costume.
Luigi: Damn. That was my superhero costume.
Mario: Okay, here we are. The throne room.
Luigi: Okay, so let's go in.
Mario: Yeah.
Luigi: Okay.
Mario: Well...?
Luigi: What?
Mario: We will go in now.
Luigi: Good.
Mario: Yeah.
Luigi: OPEN THIS DOOR ALREADY!
Mario: Okay. *opens door*

To be continued...