The Marvelous Misadventures Of Master Hand

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~Chapter I: The Interview~

Chapter 1 Characters:
Master Hand- A giant, white, glove that has no wrist or arm Master Hand floats to where he wants to be and is the final boss in a few forms of categories in Brawl.
Mr.Bubbba(About 50 years of age)-A African American who is the founder and owner of Bubba Inc, a tutoring company for students in school.
Mom (About 40 years of age)-An everyday mother who seems to believe everything her child said no matter how ridiculous. (Is not related to Master Hand).
Girl (About 5 years of age)-A young girl who seems to be spoiled to the bone. She never tells the truth and always makes trouble.
Woman 1 (About 20 years of age)-A young woman who takes her life to the fullest. She is an everyday woman, who you would find anywhere walking around.
Old Man ) about 80 years of age)-A old man who seen many things in his time, but never would of thought he would see a hovering hand talking to him.
Woman 2 (About 34 years of age)-She seems to not be surprised by a talking floating hand, and so would greet anyone the same way she would her family.

Key:
Master Hand=MH
Mr. Bubba=MB
Girl 1=G1
Woman 1=W1
Woman 2=W2
Old Man=OM


~Intro~

After working for Super Smash Brothers Inc, Master Hand wanted a break from all of the fighting. Mario and the other Brawlers felt uneasy about this because they had no final boss to fight. Master Hand was tried of fighting; he wanted a less violent job so he looked in the newspaper. Master hand saw an ad on his newspaper stating Bubba Inc. needed tutors for high-school students.

[Town Square]
MH: It is going to be a wonderful day today! No fighting, No Mario, Kirby, or any of those snobby minibosses.
G1: *Screams* Ah! A giant floating hand, mommy! Mommy!
M1: What? *Turns around* Ah! Honey, did it touch you?
G1: Yes!
MH: What? I did not lay a hand.....err.....finger on her!
M1: Rapist! Get away from my daughter you predator!
MH: Look......
M1&G1: *Run away*
HH: Oh great, what a way to start off the day......

[Outside Bubba Inc]
MH: Here it is, Bubba Inc. *Knocks fist on door* *the door breaks in half and falls inward*
W1: *Walks forward* *O_o* *Runs away, not saying a word*
MH: *Floats into the room* *Goes to front desk*

[Inside Bubba Inc, Lobby]
W2: Hi! How may I help you?
MH: I am having a meeting with Mr. Bubba about a job opening........
W2: *Intercepts* Yes, please have a seat and you will be called upon.
MH: OK, *floats to a chair.* *Descends downwards to try to get his wrist on the chair seat.* *Goes through the chair.*
M1: *Looks over at Master Hand.*
MH: *Moves up a frew feet and then down a frew inches to try to get to the right height.*
*Turns to Man 1*
M1: *Turns away from Master Hand*
MH: Maybe there is something good on TV. *Turns on TV*
TV: "Do you want to battle?" "Do you want to see how strong you really are?" "If so, come down to Super Smash Brothers Inc, where you get paid to fight!" *Shows a trailer of "Super Smash Brothers Brawl*
MH: *Laughs evilly* Wha......ha....ha.....ha
M1: *Turns towards Master Hand*
MH: Oops, sorry. Force of habit.
W2: *Calls* Master Hand? Mr.Bubba will see you now.
MH: *Floats down hallway, and enters the employment room.*

[Bubba Inc, employment room]
MB: *0_o* *Clears throat* Hello,
MH: Hi, I came because you have an opening for a tutor......
MB: We sure do, so Mr......Master Hand. I can not help but wonder why the word "Master" is in your name.
MH: Oh, well I been called that ever since I could remember. *Flashback image of a glove making factory*
MB: Before I begin, I would like to know if there are any nicknames I could give you.
MH: No Sir, I only go by Master Hand, it is the only name I truly know.
MB: *Interrupts* the word "Master" is such a unneeded word.......
MH: Why is that Sir, if you do not mind my asking.
MB: Well being a African American, my race had some history with the word "Master".
MH: Oh, I see......
MB: You see you are a giant....white glove with the word "Master" in your name.
MH: So?
MB: Well the white race used to make African slaves so......
MH: Oh, I understand. So....you would like it if people working here and or you would call me.......
MB: "Hand"
MH: "Hand"? Why would anyone call me that?
MB: Well........
MH: Just because I happen to be white, and have the word "Master" in my name means you want people to call me "Hand"?
MB: Yes.......
MH: *Making fun of Mr.Bubba* Oh hi Hand, how is your day Hand.......
MB: Stop!
MH: No! If you want to call me something else then maybe you should come up with a better nickname!
MB: "Handy"?
MH: >L (mad) *Picks up Mr.Bubba and throws him at the wall*
MB: Help! Help!
MH: *Makes a fist and smashes Mr.Bubba*
MB: *Dead*
MH: Oh.....crap. What have I done? I killed Mr.Bubba! I might go to jail! *Imagines a jail cell with floating, worn out, hole filled gloves. *0_o*

~Chapter 2: The Break Out~

Chapter 2 Characters:
Master Hand
Crazy Hand - Master Hands' brother and other half on the two hands. Crazy Hand is mentally insane, and killed many people just because he can. With this, Master Hand still loves is brother very much, Crazy Hand is Master Hand's Left hand man.
Wolf - Star Fox's rival of the universe. Wolf is a pilot of a star ship, and he flies through out the galaxy to try to do his job.
Other Brawlers -(Kirby, Mario, ect.) Characters in Brawl that are part of the "Super Smash Brothers Series". These people do not play games, and use fighting to resolve problems.
Cops - Normal, everyday police man. Doing their job, by helping people stay safe, ect.
Prison Guards - These men are "heavy duty get the job done, by any means" kind of guys. They do not mess around, and are the highest rank in guarding.

Key:
Master Hand=MH
Crazy Hand=CH
Wolf=Wolf
Brawlers=Other Brawl characters that were not already introduced.
Guard(s) =Guard(s)
Cop(s) =Police

[Inside Bubba Inc, employment room]

MH: *Looks around.* I have to get out of here! *Floats as fast as he can to try to get out of the building.*

[Outside Bubba Inc, Southern Smash Ville]
Cop: Put your fingers up!
MH: Please, I do not want to go to jail!
Cop: You have the right to remain silent; anything you say after this statement can be used against you in the court of law. *Arrest Master Hand by using a giant hand grip device*

[K.O. District Jail]
Guard: *Takes Master Hand to the cell door, opens it and waits for Master Hand to float in* *Triple locks door with iron, electric, and fire bars.*
CH: Brother! What are you doing here?
MH: Crazy Hand! Long time, no see.
CH: So, what is my right hand man in for?
MH: I killed a man named Mr.Bubba.
CH: Only one? I killed over a hundred men!
MH: You were always crazy.
CH: I say we brake out of this joint.
MH: What? Why? I deserve......
CH: *Interrupts* You deserve to be free! *Points at the jail bars and pulls them open, trying to ignore the pain of the stress.*
MH: Why did you not do that before?
CH: I was too lazy....
MH: :L Oh,........
Alarm: Beep! Beep! Beep!
CH: Come on lets go!
MH & CH: *Floating through the hallways, passing criminals as they pass by*
Guards: Stop! By the power vested in us, we command you to stop!
CH: *Laughs evilly* Wha.....ha....ha...ha....ha! I am the one and only Crazy Hand! I fear no man, *moves back and makes his hand flat in mid-air* It is time to go bowling! *Moves forward, towards the guards*
Guards: 0_o *Get knocked down*
CH: Come on, we are almost there!
Deep Voice: Stop!
CH: Who said that?
Deep Voice: It is I, *jumps down from top level* Wolf!
CH: Wolf!? What are you doing here?
Wolf: I got a second job at the jail house. They pay me double as much as my other job in SSB.
MH: Really? *Ponders*
CH: *Slaps Master Hand* Wolf, you are going down!
Wolf: Play time is over!
CH: :l Wolf, that is still the stupidest, catch phrase I ever heard!
Wolf: *In a girly voice* Shut up!
CH: Make me Wolfy!
Wolf: You are so mean! *Runs away*
CH: Come on Master Hand, before more guards come around.
MH & CH: *Leave jail house*

[Smash Ville, Outside SSB Inc]
MH: Maybe some of the guys can help us!
CH: What are you? Crazy as me?
MH: The cops are after us, and they can help us!
CH: Fine, but I still hate them.

[Inside SSB Inc, lobby]
CH: Help!
Brawlers: *Look over*
CH: We are running away from the cops......
Ness: So you decided to come crawling back, huh?
MH: Shut up Ness! If you help us we promise to make you stronger, teach you new moves, and give you food whenever you want it!
Wario: Wha....ha....ha I am in!
Other Brawlers: *Agree*
Kirby: *Walks outside*
Everyone else: ?
Cops: Put your hands and twenty fingers up!
Kirby: *Walks up to the group of cops*
Cops: Aw! What a cute little pink girl-ball-thing!
Mario: Dida they just callla Kirby a girl?
Ness: Yep,
Samus: That is not good.......
Kirby: >L WHAT!? Did you just call me a girl?
Cops: *Look at each other*
Ness: Do not do it Kirby! Be the bigger person!
Kirby: *Opens mouth and sucks all of the cops, police cars, helicopters, and guns in* Burp! *Walks back in*
CH: That is it!? That is the big fight! You got to be kidding me! :L
MH: Well a promise is a promise.....what should we do first?
Brawlers: *Look at each other, then smile back at Master, and Crazy Hand.*

~Chapter 3: The First Labor, Cooking For SSB~

Chapter 3 Characters:
Master Hand
Crazy Hand
Kirby -Kirby is a small, pink, ball who has an endless stomach. Kirby loves to eat, and also loves to cook. Kirby is the cooking instructor of SSB.
Wario -Wario is a fat, short, greedy, man who will do anything for money. Wario also loves to eat, but he never pays for the meal.
Other Brawlers
Ganondorf - The king of evil, always bragging how powerful he is, and how he will crush everyone in a match.

Key:
Master Hand=MH
Crazy Hand=CH
Kirby=Kirby
Other Brawlers=OB
Wario=Wario
Ganondorf=Ganondorf

[SSB HQ, kitchen]
MH: Cooking does not sound that hard, infact I make like it!
CH: Sure, cooking for thirty-six brawlers, that will be easy!
Kirby: I only have until lunch to teach you all I know about cooking, so be quite and listen to me.
Wario: When is the food going to come? I'm starving!
Kirby: Lunch will be at twelve O’clock like it always is.
MH: So, when do we start cooking?
Kirby: Not now, you must first be the utensil.
MH: What? Do you mean I have to be the......
Kirby: Yes, now close your eyes and think about the spoons, the forks, and the knifes.
MH: Um....I'm a floating hand I have no eyes.
CH:
Kirby: No matter, just sit and meditate. Ummmmm......Ummmmmm......Ummmmmm.....
MH: *Tries to copy Kirby*
Kirby: Now you are ready to cook!
MH: Great, so where is the list!
Kirby: The list? What list?
MH: You know the list that tells us what to cook.
Kirby: *Laughs* Haa...ha...haa! There is no list! We cook what we want and hope the others like it!
MH: What? Um...ok...so, what should we cook?
Kirby: I already said anything you want!
MH: Is this it with the training? No cutting help, no safety?
Kirby: Yep, *goes to a chair, and falls asleep*
MH: *Freaking out* what are we going to do?
CH: I don't know, just throw so stuff together!
MH: Let’s make our own recipe!
CH: *Grabs a few smash balls, bananas, and smart bombs.
MH: Smart bombs! What are you trying to do? Kill them?
CH: Maybe......
MH: Forget it, let's just start cooking!
CH: *Makes a list of courses*
-Banana frezzie smash balls
-Super spicy super-mushrooms
-SSB's Burger specials
-Star man hotheads
-Slow cooked Mr.Saturns.

MH: Ok, we got our dishes, now it is time to cook!
CH: Master Hand, you get the ingredients, and I'll get the pots, pans, ect.
MH: Ok, *Goes out to the item storage*

[SSB HQ, storage room]
HM: Now, all I have to do is get some items, and go back to the kitchen.
Wario: *Laughs* Wha...ha...ha! Food, food, food!
MH: Wario!
Wario: *Turns around* Oh, Master Hand. What are you doing here?
MH: I should ask you the same thing!
Wario: Well, you know. I am just going some items for some matches coming up.
MH: Oh, really?
Wario: Yeah, um....I think I got them all so...I'll just leave one. *Runs away*
MH: OK, let’s see. *Grabs a several items* that was not hard.
Ganondorf: As the King of Evil, I declare all items in this room mine!
MH: Sure, that is nice. Just close the door on your way out.
Ganondorf: But....I...:Z

[SSB HQ, kitchen]
HH: I am back with the...... What the hell!
CH: Yeah um....I tried to turn on the oven and stuff, but a huge fire kind of just came out.
MH: Put it out hurry!
CH: *Goes to the sink to get water, and pours the water on the fire*
MH: Ok, with that fixed, let's really start to cook.
CH: *Takes ingredients and puts them in the correct spots for each recipe*
MH: OK, *turns on the oven, and puts a banana peel it in*.
CH: I will work on the super spicy super mushrooms, and the Mr. Saturns.
MH: OK, I will work on the rest.
CH: *Cuts up super mushrooms, and mixes them in a pot with super spicy curry*. *Floats over and takes some Mr. Saturns*, sorry Mr.S....*puts him in the pot with the timer*
MH: *Cuts up a few hotheads, and puts them in a pot*. *Takes one star man star, and put in it with the hothead pieces*. *Gets ground beef and cooks it in a pan* *Goes back to the pans filled with freezies, and inserts on smash ball with it*

*3 hours later*

MH: We are finally done!
CH: Yeah! I can't wait until Kirby sees this!
Kirby: *Wakes up* what did I miss?
CH: Only the most splendid cooking in the history of Super Smash Brothers!
Kirby: Really? Let me see! *Walks over to the food* 0_o YOU BURNED EVERYTHING!
MH: Burned? No, cooked till crispy, yes!
Kirby: The others will hate this! The super spicy mushrooms are over powered, the banana freezies are somehow still cold, the burgers look like bacon, the hotheads are uneatable, and ......WHAT THE F***? YOU COOKED MR.SATAURN! HOW COULD YOU!?
CH: Well it was easy all we did was put him in the pot, and.....
Kirby: I failed as a cooking master! *Cries* *Runs away*
MH: I think we are doomed now.
CH: Na let the others decide that!

[SSB HQ, cafeteria]

MH: Lunch is served!
Other Brawlers: *Stand in a line to get their food*
Pokemon Trainer: Master Hand? What is this brown roasted short thing with feet?
MH: That is a slow-cooked Mr. Saturn with peppers, onions, and garlic.
Pokemon Trainer: Oh, sounds good! *Grabs some and continues to walk*
Kirby: 0_o you....can not....be... serious!
Other Brawlers: *Laughing and enjoying their meal*
Kirby: Um, Master Hand, Crazy Hand?
MH&CH: Yes?
Kirby: May I have some?
MH: Surely! *Puts food on Kirby's tray*
Kirby: *Sits down and a near by table, and opens his mouth*. *Sucks in food* 0_o

~Chapter 4: The Second Labor, the Coach’s Hands~

Chapter 4 characters:
Master Hand
Crazy Hand
Lucus - Lucus is a shy boy, but has the determination to be strong.
JigglyPuff -A pink ball, who is not related to Kirby; even though they look alike. JigglyPuff’s songs can make people fall asleep, leaving them wide open for an attack.
Mr. Game & Watch -A two-dimensional figure, who is usually just black. Mr. Game & Watch is a character in countless classics, and though he is small, he can kick butt.

Key:
Master Hand=HD
Crazy Hand=CH
Lucus=Lucus
JigglyPuff=JigglyPuff
Mr. Game & Watch=Mr. G

[SSB HQ, Final Destination]

MH: OK, it is time to work on your fighting skills.
Lucus: Why are there only three of us here?
CH: Many of the other brawlers said “I am already strong, and do not need training”.
JigglyPuff: I want to be tough, as tough as Ganondorf!
Mr. G: Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep
MH: Does anyone understand what Mr. Game & Watch said?
CH: Beats me!
MH: Ok, let us begin.
CH: JigglyPuff, Mr. Game & Watch, and Lucus, you have personal weaknesses. Once you find out how to get pass that weakness, you will be stronger. JigglyPuff, you let people step all over you. You have to learn to go after people, and defend yourself, and attack people without just slapping them.
JigglyPuff: But slapping people is my thing!
MH: :Z you have to get over that. Lucus, you are too afraid to attack people when people are in danger. You will be kicked down every time you get up, if you not fight.
Lucus: It is not my fault! I blame the player!
MH: :0 YOU BLAME THE PLAYER! HOW DARE YOU!
Lucus: Well they do control me……
CH: *Interrupts* Yes, but they do not control your emotions!
Lucus: Well the programmers do!
CH: :L Well maybe so, but it is time that you…dare I say it…..DEFY THEM!
Lucus: Defy the people?! How am I going to do that?
MH: We told you, leave it to us, we shall train you.
CH: Now, to Mr. Game & Watch. First, you have to get over the beeping thing.
Mr. G: BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!
CH: There is no need for cursing, thank you!
Mr. G: Beep, …….
CH: Your attacks are strong, but some attacks are too old fashion.
Mr. G: Beep, Beep, Beep
CH: It is what helps make you who you are huh? Well maybe you should have a taste of today’s technology. *Gives Mr. Game & Watch a beam sword*
Mr. G: *Runs off, and starts to slash JigglyPuff and Lucus with it*
Lucus: Hey! Master Hand, I must disagree. You cannot give a high-tech item to an old finish game character!
MH: Nonsense! Mr. Game & Watch had items like the bream sword before, so it should be nothing new to him.
CH: Now, I want you to give me all you got!
JigglyPuff: *Jumps up and does a super b**** slap on Crazy Hand*
CH: *Mini explodings and fire surround him, as he floats towards the background, and falls*
MH: :Z CRAZY HAND! GET BACK HERE! *Follows Crazy Hand to the back of the screen*
Lucus: Um….what do we do now?
Mr. G: Beep, Beep, Beep.
Lucus: You think we should?
Mr. G: Beep, Beep, Beep.
JigglyPuff: I say we should.
Lucus: It is decided then, come on!

[SSB HQ, Final Destination, the Unknown Zone]

MH: Crazy Hand? Are you here?
CH: Go away!
MH: Where are you?
CH: Here!
MH: :Z could you be more specific?
CH: Just turn around!
MH: Oh, Crazy Hand! Why did you go off like that?
CH: Oh really? I am guessing that you are unaware of the whole three-hundred and thirty HP thing.
MH: Jiggly O.K.ed you in just one hit?
CH: What do you think?
MH: Well, no one has that much power in just one blow!
CH: JigglyPuff was the power of the b**** slap, and that power is nothing to make fun of!
MH: How did she get that power?
CH: Well it all started when she was born……
MH: *Interrupts* How do you know that?
CH: I was there ok!
MH: …..ok. We better go back to the main stage, and help them get stronger.
CH: Yeah, but I do not think that JigglyPuff needs to change he slapping thing.
MH: Agreed.
MH&CH: *Floats back towards the main Final Destination stage*.

[SSB HQ, Final Destination]

MH: 0_o where did everyone go!
CH: How should I know? *Calls* Lucus……JigglyPuff……Mr. Game & Watch!
MH: Where do you think they went?
CH: I do not know, maybe they are back in the main building.

~Chapter 5: Into the black void~

Chapter 5 characters:
Master Hand
Crazy Hand
Tabuu - A being who is powerful enough to control Master Hand. He was born in the unknown area of sub-space, and tried to take over the Super Smash Brothers world.

Key:
Master Hand=MH
Crazy Hand=CH
Tabuu=Tabuu

[SSB HQ, Final Destination]

MH: They might have gone looking for us.
CH: So, you are saying that they are in subspace.
MH: They are likely in the unknown part of subspace. The area were you and I never been to.
CH: What creatures do you think lay there?
I do not know, but we need to save them if we want to keep our jobs.
CH: I hate this job.
MH: Maybe so, but the company is protecting us from the police.
CH: It is time to go back.

[SSB HQ, Unknown Subspace-The Black Void]

MH: Hello? Jigglypuff? Mr. Game and Watch? Lucus?
CH: I give up. We can just hide here. The police will never find us.
MH: It does not matter; we need to find the other Brawlers.
CH: I wonder how far away from our house we are.
MH: *Ignores Crazy Hand* Hello? Anyone there?
CH: Yes.
MH: :L Hello? Lucus?
CH: Floats towards the western area*.
Tabuu: Who dares enter this place?
MH: Tabuu! You are the person who nearly killed me!
Tabuu: Well look who it is! Mater Hand, my old puppet!
MH: I am not your puppet! I should kill you. Wait a second, you should be dead!
Tabuu: Foolish Master Hand, I would have expected you to know by now that fighters of SSB can never die. Think all the times you got O.K.ed; you would have died from all of them by now!
MH: *Thinks*
Tabuu: You did not answer my question, what are you doing here?
MH: Crazy Hand and I were teaching some of the other brawlers how to become stronger. Crazy Hand got O.K.ed by a one hit blow by JigglyPuff and landed in a unknown area of subspace. I got him, but when we returned, they were gone.
Tabuu: I see, you know I have plenty of clones.
MH: Do you mean the darkened look alikes of the other brawlers?
Tabuu: The very same.
MH: We do not know if they are even lost.
Tabuu: Well, if they even happen to be lost forever...
MH: I do not want any clones!
Tabuu: Buy one, get one free!
CH: *Comes from out of nowhere* Please Master Hand? We save $99.99!
MH: No! That is final!
Tabuu: If it is the other brawlers you want, they are in subspace. They are far away from here. They are...in another SSB.
CH: Another Super Smash Brother? One, when did you turn physic? Two, how is there another Super Smash Brothers within Super Smash Brothers?
Tabuu: You see, they are not really in another SSB. They are within the Anti-Super Smash Brothers.
CH: The Anti-Super Smash Brothers? What in the hell is that?
Tabuu: Super Smash Brothers is a company that pays people to fight....
MH: Which would mean the Anti-SSB is a company for peace lovers.
CH: Hippies! I hate hippies!
Tabuu: Crazy Hand, you hate everything.
CH: I have a list of things I hate, and hippies are at the top! Right next to working here.
Tabuu: The journey to the Anti-SSB HQ is one of horror. You must listen carefully, to be able to get there.
CH: We are giant, floating gloves, we have no ears.
Tabuu: You must first pass through the door to where I was first K.O.ed. Then you have to trail through the lighting storm valley of the unknown. After which, you will see a giant stop sign.
CH: A giant stop sign?
Tabuu: Do not interrupt me, or question my knowledge! Once you are there, you must shake each-others hand...I mean gloves. A giant portal will open taking you to the realm of the Anti-SSB.
CH: How did the others figure this out?
Tabuu: That is simple, they took the shortcut.
CH: Shortcut? How...
Tabuu: I already said to not question my knowledge!
CH: :L
MH: Ok, thank you Tabuu...Tabuu?
CH: He left us...
MH: I guess we have to try to get there ourselves.
CH: Great, stuck on a journey to hippie-vile with you. This is going to be a long day...
MH: Day? How can you tell?
CH: Well, I made an inference when I saw the giant black sun.

~Chapter 6: Follow the endless black matter, to the hippies we go!~

Chapter 6 characters:
Master Hand
Crazy Hand
Dark Void Creatures- These creatures are completely black., and remain shapeless. They are blobs of matter, sent out to protect the entrance and the area near the Anti-SSB realm. They are tricksters, and so you can never really trust them with anything.
Distant Voice- A voice made by an unknown being.


Key:
Master Hand=MH
Crazy Hand=CH
Dark Void Creature(s) =DVC
Distant Voice=Distant Voice

MH: Tabuu said that the first thing to do is to pass through the doorway, which leads to the area where he first got K.O.ed.
CH: Do you mean a giant red door that opens by itself and has spikes on the top?
MH: I would guess so.
CH: Then we made it.
MH: What?
CH: Didn’t you pay attention? We passed the doorway a few minutes ago.
MH: O…K. Well this seems a little too easy.
CH: Does is really matter? We are closer now. Tabuu said that we have to pass through a giant lightning storm. I do not see anything.
MH: It is likely up more. We just have to wonder north until we get there.
CH: *Floats beside Master Hand as they had to the gaint lightning storm*

[ Three hours later]

CH: Are we there yet?
MH: No!
CH: How about now?
MH: No!
CH: Maybe now?
MH: What do you think?
CH: Maybe…
MH: Just find another way to entertain yourself.
CH: How about we play eye spy as we go?
MH: How? There is nothing here but black matter, and the occasional lightning.
CH: It will help pass the time!
MH: If you say so…..
CH: Ok, I spy with my big white glove something black.
MH: Is it the particles floating around us?
CH: Yep!
MH: My turn…..I guess. I spy with…..
CH: …your giant white glove….
MH: Um, yeah what she said. Something…..white.
CH: It is you?
MH: It is not me.
CH: Is it the lightning in the horizon?
MH: Nope, it is not.
CH: *Thinks* I give up.
MH: :Z Come on, what is white here other then what you already said?
CH: Me? Wait, I change my mind!
MH: :Z lets just quite before you hurt your delicate peanut sized brain.
CH: Sound good to….. :L

[Two more hours later]

MH: There it is!
CH: 0_o that valley? Under that humongous cloud of darkness?
MH: Come on, we do not have all day!
CH: *Sighs*

[Unknown Subspace-The Black Matter Valley]

*Thunder and lighting booms and crackles everyone at once.* *Lightning constantly comes down, smiting what ever it may touch*

MH: Come on, right after this place is the giant stop sign!
CH: How are we going to pass through here?
MH: Tabuu said that we cannot die.
CH: *Looks at his HP status*
MH: Relax, we have plenty of HP!
DVC: I know how to get through without being harmed.
CH: Really? How?
MH: Just hold on a sec, Crazy! We do not know them, how can we trust them?
CH: Like you said, just relax. Trust me, and we will get through!

[Ten Minutes later, after a stupid event that is way to dumb to be explained.]

MH&CH: *Tied up to a wall made of dark void matter*
CH: How did this happen?
HM: Well I hade suspension after it said that we were invited to dinner.
CH: It is going to eat us?. Why would anyone eat gloves?
DVC: I hope you are comfortable. For this is going to be the last time you are going to see the dark shadows of the void.
CH: *Laughs* Ha….ha…ha! We cannot die!
DVC: Really? If so, then you fight for the normal Super Smash Brothers.
MH: We do.
DVC: Then you should not mind…..the torture of coffee stains!
MH: 0_o I just washed my glove this morning!
DVC: *Laughs evilly*
Distant Voice: Stop villain!
DVC: ? Who said that? Grandma?
Distant Voice: No fool! Let the giant gloves go or you shall be cursed!
DVC: Please, I do not believe in curses.
Distant Voice: You have been warned!
MH: Yeah, can we leave now?
DVC: Never!
*Lighting strikes the Dark Void creature*
DVC: *Dazed, but shakes it off* Ha! That might of it hit me, but lighting never hits the same spot twice!
*Lighting smites the creature another five times*
MH: Boy, you are just unlucky today huh?
DVC: *Dazed* Please! No more! Make it stop!
MH: Then let us go!
DVC: Of course, of course! *Unties the rope*
MH: Ok, lets get out of here.
CH: For once, I am with you!

[Twenty minutes later]

CH: What do you know? A giant stop sign!
MH: That is odd, the portal to the realm is already opened.
CH: Good, I did not want to shake your dirty glove anyways.

Ha. crazy hand is the un-smart one... I feel really bad for Master Hand

Love it! Crazy hand is so unknowing and random, it makes me laugh.

Please read the first post. *Goes back to the story* (This chapter might be alittle shoter then some of the others).

~Chapter 7: Anti-SSB, A.K.A. Hippie Ville~

Chapter 7 characters:
Master Hand
Crazy Hand
Anti-Master Hand- The complete opposite of Master Hand. Anti-Master Hand is extremely stupid, and will always solve problems without violence.
Anti-Crazy Hand- The complete opposite of Crazy Hand. Anti-Crazy Hand is as smart as normal Master Hand is, if not smarter. Anti-Crazy Hand is a snob, and uses his knowledge to solve things peacefully, and easier.

Key:
Master Hand=MH
Crazy Hand=CH
Anti-Master Hand=AMH
Anti-Crazy Hans=ACH

*Master Hand and Crazy Hand enter the anti-Super Smash Brothers realm. Unknown of what waits ahead.*

[Anti-SSB HQ, Outside]

MH: Wow! Everything is so….white, and clean!
CH: I wonder where the others are.
AMH: Well, welcome stranger!
MH: *Turns around* What the f***? Who are you?
AMH: What language you have! I am Master Hand!
MH: Say what? I am Master Hand!
AMH: Really? Then you must be from the other SSB.
ACH: They have lost their friends, who wondered into this place.
AMH: Hey Crazy Hand!
CH: Awesome! Another me!
MH: Oh great, :Z.
ACH: Your friends are in the main lobby
MH: I thought you hate hippies Crazy Hand.
CH: I do, but how can I ever hate myself?
AMH: I….derrrrrrrrrr……..
ACH: It seems his stupidity is kicking in. I will take you to them now.
MH: Great! Thank you!
ACH: Before I do, I wish to ask you some questions about the other SSB.
MH: Sure, go ahead!
CH: Can I help?
ACH: I think it would be better if you spent some time with AMH.
CH: Ok, *floats over towards Anti-Master Hand*
ACH: Come, Master Hand; this way.
CH: So Anti-Master Hand, can I call you AMH?
AMH: Sure…..*barks*
CH: :X ok, what should we do first?
AMH: Eye spy?
CH: Ew! I love that game!
AMH: I spy with my big white glove….something white.
CH: I know this one! Is it you?
AMH: Nope!
CH: Is it white?
AMH: Yep! How did you know?
CH: I took a lucky guess!
AMH: You…..are the best friend that I always wanted!
CH: No way! Same with you!
CH&AMH: *Float around in a zigzag, doing more incredible stupid things while laughing.

[SSB HQ, Inside-lobby room]

MH: Wow. For a hippie, you do not have much colorful stuff.
ACH: There is no need for such things. It would completely mess up the diametric structure of the realm, making the perfect linear balance fall.
MH: Um, yeah. That is completely right…..I guess.
ACH: I can see that my great bank of knowledge might be too advance for your….primary brain to take.
MH: Primary? I happen to be very smart!
ACH: Yes, of course. When compared to Crazy Hand.
MH: I thought you were going to ask me some questions!
ACH: You are right, it seems I was sidetracked by your stupidity.
MH: Just get to the questions!
ACH: Very well. So Master Hand, do you take pleasure in hurting others?
MH: No, I am just doing my job!
ACH: Wrong. I have seen how you fight. You take no mercy.
MH: That is only when the difficulty is set high!
ACH: Blaming the ratings? I thought you told the others not to do that. You see, I have a plan, a plan that can change Super Smash Brothers forever! You seen, I plan to take over the normal Super Smash Brothers.
MH: What? How?
ACH: *Laughs* you forget, I am a genius. My IQ is beyond numbers.
MH: I though you were peaceful.
ACH: I very much am. I can take over SSB, and do it without any fits from either side.
MH: How do you plan to do that?
ACH: Do you really think I am as stupid as Crazy Hand as to tell me my plan? I could….it would not matter. For you would not be able to stop me anyways.
MH: You will not get away with this!
ACH: I already have. You see, Anti-Master Hand is keeping Crazy Hand busy, as I deal with you. It is time for a fix.
MH: Please! Do not do this! You have so much knowledge! Why waste it!
AVH: *Laughs* you are mistaken. To do this plan will take every strategy I have. Now, to deal with you.


[Outside Anti-SSB HQ, Anti-SSB village]

CH: Anti-Master Hand? Where are you?
AMH: Nowhere!
CH: Ha, ha ha, you are so funny! XD
AMH: What should we do now?
CH: Maybe we should go back, and find the others.
AMH: Well, Anti-Crazy Hand that he is having a very important meeting and does not want to be disturbed.
CH: Really? Maybe we should go and crash it!
AMH: He also said that it is very boring.
CH: Aw,
AMH: I am sooooo bored.
CH: Me to, what do you do for fun around here?
AMH: We do tons of stuff. Meditate, walk for peace, and plan the take over of SSB. The usual stuff.
CH: Oh, O.K! Well that does not sound like an evil chores or something. Wait! What was that last thing?
AMH: Ah,…..walk for peace?
CH: Ok, I thought you said something else.