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---------------------------------------------------- Wind Waker: Four Swords Edition! Chapter 3 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- “Why am I doing this again?” asked Blue to the stone that was around his neck. “Well how else are you going to save your sister?” came Tetra’s voice from the stone. Blue was standing on top of one of the three spotlight towers in the Forsaken Fortress. While the other two spotlights searched out the main grounds the one Blue was near was pointed exactly on the path he needed to get to. But this is was not that certain spotlight. Tetra suggested (in other words ordered) Blue to stop that spotlight just in case it helped Green. After a couple of minutes of bickering Blue reluctantly agreed it would be a good idea to do it. “So what do I have to do now?” asked Blue eying the monster controlling the spotlights on top of a stand. It had surprisingly had not noticed him yet. “Attack it of course!” replied Tetra as though it was obvious. Blue stared blankly at the stone, “…Oh wait you don’t have a weapon don’t you?” she asked sheepishly, “Just…look around you, there might be something you can use.” Blue did so looking around quickly and looked into the stone, “There is a pot full of sticks,” he reported, “I could throw the pot at it.” “Or you could use one of the sticks as a weapon,” contradicted Tetra groaning, “That would work much better.” Blue grumbled knowing that she was she was right and moved forward picked up a stick. It was when the monster finally noticed; it pulled a lever causing the lever to go up and jumped off the stand brandishing a stuck similar to what Blue was using. “Look! It’s only using a stick,” pointed out Tetra, “You might actually win this!” “What do you mean ‘might’?” Blue demanded angrily completely forgetting the monster for a second. “Heh. Come on I don’t think you have any experience in defeating monsters!” Tetra gloated smugly. Blue growled, “I have to! Who do you think saved you from those monsters in the forest!” “I don’t know. Maybe Green?” Tetra seemed to be laughing on the other end. “Why, you-” out of nowhere a stick came out of nowhere. Blue quickly jumped out of the way avoided the attack. He snarled slightly and stuck the monster. After a few more hits the monster was dead. “There! I defeated it without getting hurt at all!” Blue bragged smirking. “Remember it’s the weakest kind,” reminded Tetra, “Though I guess you were pretty good. But that’s not the point. Go and turn off the other two spotlights Mister Hotshot.” Blue rolled his eyes, “Yes miss bossy boots.” ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Green, Red and Vio had barely moved from the spot from before. In fact they were just sitting on a table outside the prison cell. Green was explaining in detail of why he was here to a wide-eyed Red while Vio sat there barely even listening, instead he was deep in thought. “Then big crashing noises came out of nowhere and the purple guy went away to see what made the noise,” Green was saying, “and then I yelled out and you heard me!” finishing he’s story he turned to Vio, “Who was that guy anyway?” Vio blinked surprised at the sudden question, “I don’t know who that guy is. He just comes and visit every now and then,” He said slowly, “He seems to hate us for some reason. Don’t know why, I’ve never met him in my life.” “Me neither,” Red said, “There is something odd about him.” “Besides living in a fortress full of monsters?” asked Green snorting slightly. Red blushed slightly, “Yeah. There is just a weird…aura I guess about him. Like something is not right.” “Hmm…I guess so,” Vio muttered thoughtfully, “ I just want to know,” he stopped and shook his head, “Never mind.” Green looked at Vio in confusion he was about to say something when a thumping noise came from above them. All three of them stared up silent until the sound faded away. “We should go now,” Vio said turning to the other two, “We shouldn’t stay here any longer.” Both Green and Red nodded and three walked to the opening of the corridor. The pig-like monsters were back and they brought even more of them. Five now walked the corridor. “Moblins,” Vio hissed frowning, “That might be a problem.” “Those things are called Moblins? They have a name as well?” asked Green louder then expected. One of the Moblins looked up and the boys quickly ran back. “Yes they have a name Green,” Vio said rolling his eyes when he thought it was safe, “Just about every monster has a name.” “Vio reads a lot of books,” Red said to Green who was staring at Vio in surprise, “He’s like a walking, talking book sometimes.” Green snorted, “That’s one way to put it,” he snickered. Vio glared at both of them causing the two to go quiet, “We have to think of a way to get past them,” he said. “I could use Blue’s sword,” suggested Green pointing to the sword strapped to his back. Vio shook his head, “No. Both there’s to much of them and Red and I don’t have any weapons to help you,” he stood there looking around thinking of a way to get past. “Why didn’t you use the sword before?” Red asked Green curiously. “I didn’t want to draw attention to myself,” Green replied grinning widely, “Unlike Blue who charged right into the fortress without thinking of the consequences.” “Oh right you told me that,” Red said starting to grin himself, “Why did he do that?” “Because he is an idiot,” replied Green as though it was obvious before starting to laugh, Red soon followed cheering up a bit. Vio turned towards them looking annoyed. “You know you could be helping me find a way out of here,” he snapped. Green turned to him looking a bit surprised. “We go by barrel of course,” he said turning to look at the abandoned barrel on the ground. Red frowned, “Um…Green I don’t think we will all fit in there,” he said looking doubtful. Vio sighed, “It looks like we have no choice.” That was why about ten minutes later when a Moblin looked up from his search he saw a barrel. It had made an odd sound as though it was in pain. The Moblin stared at it blankly, when it didn’t make more noises it turned away and went back it’s work. After the Moblin turned around the barrel was lifted up slightly and six pairs of legs appeared from underneath it. It awkwardly walked towards the other side of the corridor stopping every time a Moblin looked it way. When it finally got to the door the barrel was lifted all the way up revealing the three boys. Red was clutching his foot in pain while Green was apologising to him as quietly as he could. Soon Red stood up and they entered the next room. It was the room with a large pot. Thankfully there were absolutely no monsters around. Vio walked towards a wall to the left. It had map of the fortress on it, the room they were in had a large circle around it. “Alright, Green where did you say where Blue’s sister was?” he asked looking at the map. “We think she is in the highest part of the fortress,” Green replied frowning, “You know that is very typical for a bad guy.” Vio nodded thoughtfully ignoring the last part, “Well there is no reason to keep going through the bottom parts of this place. According to this map there is a ladder in this room,” he looked right and there the ladder was. It was leaning against a platform, “If we climb it we will be in the higher parts of the fortress. There we can make our way to the tower. Lets go then.” “Okies!” Green exclaimed and started to quickly climb the ladder. After hesitating a bit Red followed but more slowly. Vio rolled his eyes and climbed up after them. Sure enough at the top of it there was a door leading to the outside. When they walked through the outside was surprisingly dark. Only one spotlight was searching the grounds while the other two was pointed up into the sky. But there was nothing up there. Green looked up and frowned. “What is with them,” he asked, “Why aren’t they searching the grounds.” “That was because of me,” came Blue’s smug voice from somewhere near him. Green turned around quickly. When he saw Blue he clapped his hands in happiness. “Yay! Blue!” he said happily. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- “Yay! Blue!” Green said happily. Blue frowned he was hoping that Green would be scared or something. It would have been the perfect revenge from when the boy had scared Blue near the bridge back at Outset. “Where the hell have you been?” he grumbled his words echoed by Tetra. Green blinked, “Whoa that was a freaky coincidence.” “That doesn’t answer my question,” snapped Tetra she was most likely glaring into the stone at this moment. “What was that?” cried a person next to Green. For a second Blue thought he was the purple man before, but it was only someone his age in purple clothes. He was staring at Blue’s chest in confusion. Not that he noticed it there was another person next to Green. It was…a girl? She had hair to her shoulders and wore red clothes. “Oh, that?” Green said addressing the boy in purple, “That’s just one of the stones my sister, Tetra owns. She can talk to people through it with a stone of her own.” “I’ve never seen a thing like that in my life,” said the girl staring at the stone. Green shrugged, “Yeah it is very rare. It might be the only ones there is.” “Where did you find it?” the boy asked sounding very interested. “Oh it’s a family heirloom,” Green replied. Blue stood there watching the exchanged in surprise, “What the hell!” he exclaimed, “Why is he here?” he pointed to the boy, “And why the heck did you save her and not my sister!?” Green stared at the boy in Blue blankly, “Girl? What girl?” he asked thoroughly confused looking around. Blue growled thinking that Green was joking around, “Her!” he shouted and was shushed by the boy he continued slightly quietly, “The one who is standing right next to you!” he pointed towards the girl pointing towards the girl. She started to sniff. “You think that I am a girl?” she asked on the verge of tears. Green and the other boy exchange glances. “Don’t worry, Red,” the boy said comforting her, “He was only joking. He didn’t mean it.” “No I-” before Blue could say anything else Green kicked him in the shins. “Vio is right, Red,” Green said grinning, “Blue would never say such an insensitive thing like that! Wouldn’t you Blue?” “Oh. OH!” It seemed that Blue had finally realised that Red was a boy, “Yeah. I was just joking,” he laughed weakly. “Sorry to interrupt,” Tetra cut in sounded faintly annoyed, “But don’t you have a job to do?” Both Red and Vio jumped in surprise not used to voices coming from stones while Green and Blue nodded, starting to walk with the other two following. After he had recovered from the shock Red turned to Blue. “I am Red from Greatfish Isle,” he politely introduced himself, “And this is Vio. He is also from Greatfish.” Vio just nodded to the Blue and continued to walk. “Blue,” he said gruffly, “We have to get up there,” he addressed all of them pointing towards the highest tower. “We know,” pointed out Vio, “We have to go through the door at the end of this corridor. Then we just continue from there. We’ll eventually get there if we keep going this way.” Blue stopped and stared at Green who grinned sheepishly. Vio ignored this and opened the door to the next room. The room was similar to the one that Blue was held in. It had two platforms and a rope hanging from the roof with a lantern attached to it. “Looks like we have to use the rope to get across,” Green said cheerfully, “Lucky for did that ‘test,’ Blue,” he paused, “But what about Red and Vio?” “I think I can do it. I’ve done things like this before. But…” he trailed off looking towards Red. He was staring at the rope wide-eyed and was shaking slightly, “I- I don’t think I can do that.” He said stuttering. The other three boys exchanged glances thinking the exact same thing, ‘How are we going to do this?’ Green then suddenly started grinned again, “I know!” he said happily, “You can go with Blue!” “What!” yelled Blue. It was thankful that no one had noticed them by now, “What kind of idea is that?” “Hmm…that’s a good idea Green,” Vio said nodding, “Blue is the strongest one of us. He can easily hold Red and hold the rope.” Blue turned to Vio glaring at him. Red stood there blushing madly. “I could try to-” he started but unsurprisingly Blue cut him off. “Don’t be stupid,” he snarled, “If you just fall down we have to go and get you slowing the rescue of my little sister!” “Then why don’t you help him?” Vio asked looking amused. “Because I don’t have to do it,” Blue replied looking stubborn, “We can’t either of you can do it?” Vio merely raised an eyebrow at him. “Aw! Come on Blue,” Green said pouting, “It’s not like we are asking you to kiss him or something.” The all paused suddenly thinking of the exact same thing each having a different reaction. Green burst out laughing almost collapsing onto the ground, Vio coughed politely covering up his laugh, Red blushed even more then before and Blue turned to Green looking like he was going to kill the other boy. Green rolled his eyes and pushed the highly irritated Blue towards Red, “Just go with it. If you don’t help Red we will be stuck here and that means no saving Aryll and you don’t want that do you?” he asked rhetorically. “Fine then,” Blue relented sighing, “Just. Don’t tell anyone you hear?” Green nodded solemnly and Blue turned to Red standing there awkwardly. This ended up with Red sitting on the other side clutching his leg in pain, Blue stood behind him looking grouchy not even bothering to apologize. Vio sighed and jumped onto the rope swinging a couple of times before jumping off. Green followed straight away jumping to the other side without swinging more then once. When he jumped off to the other side he bowed mockingly causing a certain grumpy someone to glare at him. They went outside again. This place was where the last spotlight was searching the main area. Red looked at the spotlight. “Do you think we should stop that spotlight?” he asked curiously, “We might need it gone later on.” “Nah, it’s too much bother,” Blue said shaking his head, he then looked at Green as though he just realised something, “You still have my sword and shield. I want them back.” “Why? You have that stick, You can use that as a weapon,” with a stern look from the other boy, Green grinned slightly, “Fine, but I want the stick!” The swap was made and they continued on to the next room, the spotlight ignored. The next one room had two Moblins searching around the place with rats and bats running around it. “This place is a complete wreck,” commented Tetra speaking up. This time Red and Vio didn’t jump in shock instead they, like the others to glance towards stone as though it was a daily occurrence. “Yeah I noticed that myself,” Green said nodding, “It’s like they don’t even care about the condition.” “Maybe they don’t,” suggested Red, “That mean purple guy didn’t seem like a caring person,” he frowned looking upset at that. “The whole place is impossible to get through in general,” Vio agreed thoughtfully, looking at the monsters he added, “We have to be careful and not draw att-” He was cut off by Blue, who had drawn his sword and shield and ran to attack the Moblin closet to them. It looked up as the sword came down on it and barely dodged it. “-ention,” finished Vio sighing. Green rolled his eyes and ran after him brandishing his sword. The racket caused the other Moblin to come over, it threw its lantern at Blue who ducked the lantern skimming over his head. “Blue you are an idiot!” cried Green as he attacked the first Moblin hitting it on the chest. The Moblin retaliated by swinging it spear at Blue who brought his shield just in time. The spear came flying into the air landing right near Vio who picked it up. “See this is what happens when you draw attention to yourself,” he hissed at Blue, “At this rate everyone in the whole entire Fortress here!” “I doubt it!” Blue snapped as a retaliation. Just to prove him wrong a Moblin came crashing from the room ahead of them. Red screeched in surprise and ran over to the tree others. “What are we going to do?” he asked looking worried. Vio looked at the weapon less Red and then at Blue who was holding his sword and shield facing the third Moblin. “Blue!” Vio ordered, “Give your shield to Blue,” the other boy distracted absently gave the shield to Red, “There now you can defend yourself.” Red nodded and held up his new shield just as one of the Moblins decided to attack. It racketed off and Vio holding the spear awkwardly stabbed it. The monster died going up in purple smoke. Blue and Green both managed to defeat the second Moblin together without getting into each other ways. That meant there was only one left. It looked at the four boys who surrounded it and then at its hands; which held no weapon. The Moblin then chose the only option left. It jumped off the floor and into the water below. Instead of swimming to one of the ladders it just sunk disappearing under the small waves. “…what just happened?” Green said blankly, the other shrugged looking just as confused, “Lets just continue.” They exited to outside again. This was the last part it curled up into a circle and into the top of the tower. Green run up ahead looking around curious, Blue catching up to him yelling at him to slow down. This lead into an argument, Green grinning Blue frowning. Red trailed behind them all his head bent down, Vio stopped and waited for him looking concerned, “What is wrong?” he asked, “You seem more quieter then usual.” The boy in red looked up at the tower, “I’m getting a bad feeling about this,” he muttered, “Like a dark cloud is hovering around this place. It’s getting worse as we go up. I think there is someone we don’t want to go anywhere near them.” “The purple guy?” Vio asked frowning staring up at the tower as well. “No. Something not that guy,” Red said shaking his head, “Something much more…sinister.” Vio nodded trusting him. Red had this weird ability he could always tell if something bad or good was about to happen. Since they were kids he had this. It seemed to run in the family because his mother had a similar ability. “Well we will find out soon,” Vio said. “Oi!” Green shouted out from ahead. He and Blue were standing up the stairs waiting for them. The other two boys quickly caught up to them. “What the hell were you talking about?” asked Blue in his own special way. “Nothing of importance,” dismissed Vio waving a hand lazily in the air, “lets just continue,” with that he started to walk off. Green, Red and Blue soon followed. The final path was uneventful compared to the rest of the Fortress. It seemed like the Moblin that came crashing in before seemed to be the only guard in this area because the path was empty except for the boys. Soon the path started to thin until they had to sidle against the wall to get past. When the path widened again it was only for a short time and had gaps, so large that you could fall and plummet to your death. That led to more sidling against the wall much to the discomfort of the four. “You’d think that whoever owned this place at least make the place possibly to get around,” grumbled Tetra from the stone. “Hm,” Blue absently nodded not actually paying attention to her. They could actually the door from here. Blue being the impatient person he ran past the others, right to the door and almost slamming into a monster. Just as that happened spikes appeared up from the ground behind Blue separating him from the others. Both Green and Vio groaned in annoyance and Red cried out in surprise. The monster itself got ready to fight the boy sword and shield in hand. It was similar to the ones found in the forest and controlling the spotlights but this one was green. Blue stared at it confused. “It’s a Elite Bokoblin, a slightly stronger version then the normal ones,” Vio quickly explained noticing Blue’s confusion, “I’m sure you can defeat it.” “Slightly stronger, aye?” Blue asked to himself. He gripped the sword tighter and ran to attack it. The Bokoblin quickly threw its sword up throwing Blue off balance. After stumbling a few steps he turned around quickly swiping at its chest. It had hit the Bokoblin but it was not over yet. The monster struck back narrowly missing Blue. It quickly drew back and attacked again. Blue then did something unexpected, he rolled around on his side stopping at the back of the Bokoblin and did a spinning attack. It monster cried in pain dropped his sword and shield and collapsed on the ground. The spikes flew down and Green came walking in making a beeline straight for the sword. He picked it up grinning. “I got a sword!” he said in a sing-song voice, “And not just a crappy one. This one actually looks good.” “Ahem,” Vio coughed. He had ditched the spear after the Moblins were defeated because he was completely hopeless with it. He was now weapon-less. “Oh!” Green gasped. He picked up the sword-like stick gave it to Vio, “Here you can use this. It is really helpful!” “…Thanks,” Vio accepted the stick looking annoyed. He had obviously wanted the proper sword. They all then turned to the door and Red quietly as he could, opened the door and they snuck in. Inside there was a large ramp leading up to who know where and a whole bunch of cage like cells. In the corner one it held Aryll and two other girls all sitting down and facing the other way. One of them- a girl with reddish hair looked their way and gasped causing the other two to turn around. Aryll gasped loudly and stood up happily staring at her big brother in delight, Blue himself running over to the cage. That was when a rumbling noise and suddenly the Helmaroc King came flying down. It immediately saw Blue and attacked him. “You! Stupid Bird this is all your fault!” Blue yelled drawing his sword and swiped at the beak. It merely bounced off it, the boy in blue not expecting it let go of the sword and the beak enclosed around him. “Blue!” Green cried rushing forward but was stopped by Vio gripping unto his arm. The bird raised it’s head holding a protesting Blue in it’s beak and flew off into the sky. “Blue,” Green yelled again Aryll crying out his time. The boy tore himself from Vio’s grip and started to run up the ramp on the other side even though he knew he couldn’t catch the bird. “Green stop running and think rationally,” snapped Vio trying to stay calm. It didn’t help that Aryll was crying and Red looked like he was going to cry himself, “We need to get the girls out of here.” “But what about Blue,” Red asked sniffing slightly, Green walking towards them gazed questionably at the boy in purple at that. “He…he can take care of himself,” Vio said looking guilty. He really did want to help Blue but he couldn’t, “Green use that sword you got. It should be able to cut the wood.” Green nodded looking a bit shaky. He walked up to the cell, making sure he wouldn’t hit the girls and swung the sword at the cage as hard as he could. The sword merely broke snapping clean in half. “How? But…” Green stared at the broken sword dumbly, “Why did the sword break?” “Oh that. It’s just a simple spell that brakes any weapon on impact,” A voice said from above them. All the occupants of them room jerked and stared up above them. The man in purple from before was hovering above them smirking evilly. “I knew I could smell a couple of rats,” he said, the smirk widening into a grin, “It seems that I have to exterminate them.” ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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