(com)Sethpenguin's root of all things funny.[T]

[Riddle_Box]

Every Zelda character was sitting in a huge auditorium. A Treecko walks in with a microphone.
"Hellooooooo!"
"I'm sethpenguin! This is my hour so i locked the doors so you can't leave"
Everone gave a round of aplause.
"Okay stop clapping!"
every one stopped.
"Okay were do i start, oh yeah, Santa Clause won't be coming this year because he broke a leg but Jabba the Hutt's gonna take his place which makes me wanna ask, who the hell picked him!"
Everyone laughed.
"I mean come one, he's fat as ******! He might even eat the raindeer because that's the kind of person he is!"
"Okay moving on, Rosie O'donnel is fat, she is so fat that if she went to Japan, everyone would scream, GODZILLA!!!!"
Everyone laughed again.
"okay, everyone here knows that the Triforce has three peices, but some think there is a fourth peice and there is but the fourth peice was made by the Emmy Awards guy."
*silence*
"Um, okay well then, oh yeah one time i went to go see a play based on the Monkey's Paw. And there was an animotronic paw, and sometihng went wrong and when there was one wish left, the middl finger was standing up. It was like this.''
he stuck his right hand.He puts his third finger down.
"Oh boy two wishes left."
he turns around and puts his index finger down then turns around towards the audiance.
"Behold, one more wish is left!!!"
The audiance laughs.
"Okay, you guys wanna know something. Majora has boobs."
Majora who was standing inbetween Ganon and Zant, coverd his face and the audience laughed at him.
"Hey ya wanna know something about everyone's favorite hero Link, he uses a pictobox to take pictures of people doing embarassing or incedibaly discusting things then he used the pictures to blackmail them like he did to those poor gay-darknuts."
everyone, except Link was laughing.
"Um good night."
seth runs off.