gannons corner

[garato]

Announcer- hello and welcome to todays thrilling episode of.... loz and crap!

Everyone- yay!

Announcer- on today’s episode we will talk to the prince of evil... Gannon!!!!

Everyone- boos!

Announcer- lol ok ok but really lets give old Gannon a round of applause

Everyone- boos!

Gannon- oh BEEP you

Gannon walks onto the stage

Announcer- hello Gannon!

Gannon- oh hello

Announcer- well lets get right down to biasness

Gannon- cool shoot

announcer- look we all know link wooped you-

Gannon’s eye twitches

Announcer- and we wanted to know of set what do you think of link?

Gannon- well to be blunt I don’t like him but I don’t hate him.... kinda like when people Announce when you're going to the bathroom

Announcer how so?

Gannon- look on one hand I don’t want to hear you say that but on the other hand you really cant do anything about it... BEEP mothers...

Announcer- err Gannon that has nothing to do with anything...

Gannon- oh can it next question!

Announcer- well we all have to know in ocarina of time at the very end why did you wreck your castle?

Gannon- well du to kill link and Zelda!

Announcer- why didn’t you just push them of the side?

Gannon- oh come on! I was thinking on my feet

Announcer- right of course you were ok next question...

Gannon is getting angry

Announcer- well Gannon we are running out of time here.... sadly....

Gannon- oh ok ((thank gawd!))

Announcer- well we have time for a few more questions from the audince

Audience- yet!

Girl 1- Gannon why is your name spelt so many different ways?

Gannon- because you’re ugly next!

Boy 1- Gannon have you ever talked with links other enemies?

Gannon- why yes majora is a good chum of mine

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Flash back

Gannon- majora care for a spot of tea?

majora- i would yes

Gannon- i concur

Majora- i concur with your concurring

Gannon- I concur with your concurring of my concurring

Majora- indubitably

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Boy 2- Gannon what kind of name is dagmire?

Gannon- your mom next!

Girl 2- Gannon what’s the secret to life?

Gannon- to kill and enslave the hylain race bwa ha ha!

Announcer well that’s all the time we have bye everyone!

[Draconic]

This leaves a LOT to be desired. First, put some effort into writing, come up with a way to make this talk show fit the world of the games (I could do that with barely any thought, which shows that you may just have typed up this as some sort of random junk *exaggeration, so don't take this too personally*) and, G-d forbid THINK about what you're writing:

First, If it's a talk show, Ganon would be under preassure to be honest, and he would answer the question.

Second: Ganon isn't a vulgar 20th century teenager, he's a Medieval style villain with senses of pride, honour and dignity (not to mention a vocabulary that is much better than the one you appear to be sporting above). Make him fit his character at least !!!

Third: Come up with jokes that are funny and don't make people groan.

Fourth: DOESN'T YOUR COMPUTER HAVE SPELLCHECK! IF NOT ON THE INTERNET FOR SURE ON MICROSOFT WORD! IT ISN'T SO HARD TO COPY AND PASTE THE WORK FROM THE TEXT BOX TO WORD! G-D FORBID SPENDING A WHOLE AGONIZING, EXCRUCIATING MINUTE-AND-A-HALF CLICKING A BUTTON, CHECKING SOME WORDS TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT'S WRITTEN BY AN AUTHOR WORTH THE WORDS HE TYPES AND PASTING IT BACK ONTO THE TEXT BOX! Sorry for shouting, but as an author of a good fanfiction here, I feel insulted that your grammer is so bad and yet you let that kind of work be posted as a story. People read these. You have the option of the checker. Make USE of it.

Rewrite your talk show well, and all of this critcism will be null and void, and I'll be the one that looks bad for writing this. I'm a very blunt reviewer, so take this seriously, but not too seriously.

[Layton]

Hehe, this would make an awesome cartoon animation!

[garato]

Well thankyou and bye the bye draconic? i wanted gannon to sound like a 20th century guy come on if he was midevill he would stink and not be funny and i wanted the spelling to be bad i wanted the words to be liike kinda instead of kind of seriously people dont sound like robots

[TRICKSTER]

Originally Posted by garato

Well thankyou and bye the bye draconic? i wanted gannon to sound like a 20th century guy come on if he was midevill he would stink and not be funny

Well, he's not funny the way you put him neither. I agree with every word draconic said.

and i wanted the spelling to be bad i wanted the words to be liike kinda instead of kind of seriously people dont sound like robots

The problem wasn't the spelling only problem but your grammar as well. I could barely understand what you wrote on the post I quoted!

Boy 2- Gannon what kind of name is dagmire?

Gannon- your mom next!

You should've at least put a comma after "mom" on Gannon's dialogue because right there it looks like he's saying "your mom is next!" when you wanted "your mom" to be his answer to the boy, and even if people did understand what you meant to say, it was just a lame reply.

You already posted another parody here before right? Was it you that posted the same chapter of your parody three times? If it was you, then seriously, this parody business isnt for you.

I'll give it a 1/5

[garato]

Well thankyou for your kind comments on my work everyone they are greatly liked and i hope to do more work here

gannon- thanks everyone

announcer- thanks lol

people- yay!

gannon- garato is probably doing another parody

people- really?

gannon- ya! (( its on majora! majora!))

announcer- gannon dont tell the people!