(com) LoZ: WW Link & Friend[T]

[Stupidmahn]

Meh, I didnt like the overall of my old one, so i decided to remake
it, but i like the beginning still so bleh : D

Chapter 1: Outset Island

Long ago, there was an ancient kingdom full of people with really pointy ears. I don't know why I don't just call them elves. I guess that's because they're not elves, but more of humans. But they're not really humans either, so I'll call them Hylians. So the kingdom got attacked by a big bad guy who thought he was really cool, even though everyone made fun of his long nose. Hehehe, stupid long nose... Back to the story. There was a hero who traveled through time just to defeat him, and he did, and saved the princess. He dissapeared and everyone was happy that there wasen't a loser in a green tunic running around anymore. But then a foul wind blew across the land, and no, it didn't come from the garbage dump. The evil rose up again, and caused major pain because everyone still made fun of his nose. The people pleaded for they're freaky hero to return, but he ditched them, so they prayed to the gods. The gods were too lazy to smite the evil, so they sat in the clouds drinking water. Nobody knows what happened to that stupid kingdom.

Aryll: -walks out of house- HHHHHOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Aryll: Now where the fudge is dat boy? *goes up onto Aryll's lookout-

Link: -.- Come on mom, five more minutes in beeeeeedddddddd........

Aryll: C:< -goes up to link's ear- HHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY

Link: GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! -jumps up, hits head on roof, falls down- oooohhhhhhhh.... what was that for?!

Aryll: Do you know what day it is, sonny?

Link: Wait, did you just call me sonny?

Aryll: Yes little Billy.

Link: Have you been hanging out with grandma again?

Aryll: I ALREADY DID! D<<< now what day is it dear?

Link: Eeeerrrr.... OHCRAPWASISUPPOSSEDTOGOTOSCHOOLAGAINANDIFORGOTTOGO ANDAND-

Aryll: WRONG! F MINUS, YOU FAIL!!!

Link: so wh-

Aryll: OBJECTION

Link: What?

Aryll: WELL?! ARENT YOU GONNA SAY WHAT DAY IT IS?!

Link: uumm... Tuesday, March 5th?

Aryll: No silly -slaps Link so he falls off Aryll's lookout-

Link: -gets up, is wet- O:<

Aryll: Oops, heh, sorry sonny... But it is your birthday!

Link: So instead of letting me sleep in on the one day that matters, you wake me up to tell me its my birthday?!

Aryll: Yep.

Link: Not even gonna try to lie?

Aryll: Nope.

Link: Apologize?

Aryll: Nope.

Link: Just gonna try to annoy me?

Aryll: -shoves link off lookout- Granny has a present for you, sonny!

Link: Oh gawd, more underwear... -goes to house-



Meh?

[Zeldadudetp]

Man I want to take this parody and shove it up my mouth and throw it up and eat it again because it is so good. Not that that sentence make any since whatsoever.

So you wanna know my favorite part?

Link: So instead of letting me sleep in on the one day that matters, you wake me up to tell me its my birthday?!

Haha that cracked me up! And the underwear thing is so true.

The only part I didn't like was the beginning and the OHCRAPWASISUPPOSSEDTOGOTOSCHOOLAGAINANDIFORGOTTOGO part. That hurt my eyes a lot.